#fable jasper

[youcantdateosmosisjones]

sparrow's entire friend group was made up of:

their eldiritch great aunt

someone who's definition of anger management therapy was also killing people

a guy they spent a decade in prison with

and some dude who tried to betray them. twice. back-to-back.

I don't even know how they made friends with Walter and Jasper. Literally the two most competent and well-adjusted people they spent an extended amount of time with.

One day you're in a constant state of conflict, trudging through the unthinkable, and making allies with the only people who aren't trying to kill you;

The next, you're trying to fix the socioeconomic state of the country while figuring out how bureaucracy works

What a social life

[fablexdreams]

Rip Ben Finn, you would have loved eating cereal at 3am.

Rip Page, you would have loved debate club.

Rip Walter Beck, you would have loved the found family trope.

Rip Jasper, you would have loved the Scrub Daddy.

Rip Reaver, you would have loved red carpets and glambots.

Rip Sparrow, you would have loved a fucking break.

Rip Theresa, you would have loved The Sims.

Rip Logan, you would have loved Lexapro.

Rip HoBW, you would have loved pop music.

[gaming-thoughts-by-an-idiot]

Jasper: i HaRdLy WiSh To TeLl YoU yOuR bUsInEsS, bUt ThErE's A mOrE pOwErFuL mElEe WeApOn In YoUr ArMoUrY

Me: I FUCKING KNOW, IM DOING RESEARCH ON MY PHONE STFU

[privatejammy]

Jasper please be my dad

[tantaliart]

the inherited chaos gene

[sumsarem]

i love and miss fable dearly

[jasperflickerstone]

Walter Beck and Jasper are my dads and that's final.

[fable-shitposts]

Fable 3 except everything is the same but Jasper is a cat maid