Omg it could be like that meme with the monster deals.
You had gotten into some seriously issues and you had no idea what to do. Not only was human law enforcement up your ass, but the magical law enforcement was fucking you over on their glitter-covered cocks and leaving you to clean up the mess. No aftercare in damn sight.
But the real issue was that no lawyer, human or otherwise, wanted to take your case! They were all too scared. Not of you but what the hell you got yourself into. It wasn’t your fault. You were always weak for a charismatic douchebag who promised he loved you but then framed you for a series of crimes he committed. What can you say, you have bad taste.
It wasn’t until you were guided out of your temporary cell and into a questioning room to see a lawyer with his back to you that you finally had hope threatening to sprout within you. Until the idiot turned around and you instantly pick up on his Fae ears. The moment you sit down he starts to spout out some wonderful words of grandeur, promising he can get you off and set you free. Your brows rise at his word choice.
“And what will it cost me?” You finally ask once he’s done giving his whole sales pitch (mini-canons and sparklers included). A wicked gleam passes over his features and it sends a shiver racing down your spine. What kind of shiver? You know yourself well enough to figure it out.
“Oh, nothing much. I merely want to have your firstborn child. In exchange, I will help get you off.”
His words send another shiver throughout your entire body. Meeting his intense stare you narrow your eyes, trying to figure out how you can manipulate this to your advantage. You’re in a battle of wits with a Fae and you did not consider that possibility when you wondered the other day how long you could stay awake before insanity started to set in awaiting your trial.
“Deal,” you finally say. The Faerie’s eyes sparkle with mischief. Though it falters as you mirror the expression. “So when do we get to it?”
“HMMM? Pardon me?”
“You said you wanted to have my firstborn. Well, I’m ready to begin when you are.”
The Faerie Lawyer’s cheeks flood with color. His face turning warm under your suggestive and mischievous smirk. He squirms in his suit, the blasted outfit suddenly feeling too tight and too warm to keep on for a moment longer. His eyes blaze with lust and he looks just about ready to take you on the metal table standing between you two. The one you’re conveniently chained to.
He did not consider this possibility earlier when he decided to take advantage of being selected as your court-appointed attorney. But hey, he’s not complaining now.
Different Monster Boyfriends and Their Love Languages
Demon!Boyfriend who whispers sweet nothings in your ear. You’re beautiful. You’re hot. You look like a snack in that dress. He’ll whisper about how much he loves having his hands on you as holds your hips with his chest flush against your back, then chuckles when you get too flustered to respond.
Vampire!Boyfriend who just wants to be around you. It doesn’t matter if you’re both eating dinner together or watching a new series or if you’re both just working in the same room. He’s been alive for centuries and will likely live for centuries more. He wants to spend as much time with you as he can before you inevitably pass. Unless, of course, you let him turn you.
Werewolf!Boyfriend who’s all over you the second you two can finally see each other again. He wants his hands on you all day every day. His face is nuzzled into your neck as you cook. You’re on his lap as you both watch tv. If some part of you is not touching him at any given time he is not happy.
Orc!Boyfriend who wants to be a person you can lean on and count on. He helps with sharpening knives. He carries things for you when it’s too heavy. He helps you by dusting the top shelves you can’t reach. But he never does everything for you. He wants to help you, but he also wants you to have your independence.
Dragon!Boyfriend who gives you all the riches you could ever dream of. He loves seeing you in jewelry he’s given you or that you’ve borrowed from his collection. He remembers whether you prefer gold or silver, whether you care if a diamond is lab grown or not and gets you something to match those preferences. But it’s not just jewelry he gives you. If you collect something? You best believe he helps you grow your horde.
Siren!Boyfriend who knows how to show his love best through song. He’s careful to make sure it’s not to lure. He wraps his arms around you before bed and sings softly. It’s always a song about how much he adores every little thing about you. From your small annoying habits to your smile to your loving nature.
Angel!Boyfriend who adores acts of service. Ever since you started dating him you haven’t had to do a single thing. Your house? Cleaned. Dinner? Already on the table. He wants to make life as easy for you as possible, because you’re his little dove. He’ll do everything to keep you happy and safe.
Kitsune!Boyfriend who gets moody if you’re away for too long. He’ll hide his more fox like features if you let him go grocery shopping with you. Don’t you love him? Can’t you keep him company for longer? You’ve been neglecting him and he needs you around. (It’s been a day since you last went to see him)
Fae!Boyfriend who gives you little things from the forest he thinks you’ll like. From a crow’s feather to an oddly shaped rock, he never seems to run out of things to give you. Oh, and when you say thank you, He’ll smirk and ask for a kiss to repay your debt to him.
Satyr!Boyfriend who somehow always manages to have his hands somewhere on you. Holding your hands, hugs, a hand on your waist, it’s kind of impressive how he’s able to do it. But his favorite thing is to dance with you. Your bodies are pressed together, one of his hands on your waist and the other holding your’s. He swears he’s in heaven.
this was actually inspired by @monstersflashlight !! ^^
you were supposed to put a sex ban on your fae boyfriend after an argument, but let's be honest, he's a cheeky bastard, and you both know he always gets his way.
he doesn't even have to try hard, one look.. those sharp, mesmerizing green eyes, and your resolve starts to crumble..
then come the ears: slender, pointed, almost cat-like, twitching with unspoken emotion. it's not just a plea, it's calculated.. but in the most charming way possible. his pale skin tinges with the softest blush across his cheeks and the bridge of his nose, making him look all the more irresistible.
"please, baby?" he whispers, brushing his fingers along your cheek with maddening tenderness. his sage-green hair falls into place like it’s a part of the act, effortless, perfect, and entirely unfair.
Pairing: fae male x fem human reader in the forest getting all hot and frisky.
Minors don’t interact. Nfsw. 18+.
“Ragon…” you clutched his shoulders, eyes blazing with need.
“Every time you say my name, every time you look at me like that, I fucking want to blow my load,” he drawled, his voice raw. “But I can’t. I want to savor you, mate. I want everything.”
“No, take me. Now.” You were fully ready, drenched and sensitive. “I’m ready, hm? Give me your cum.“
He shook his head and smiled. “All in good time. My beautiful mate. So beautiful. Much more precious than I ever imagined… and you’re mine. All mine. To protect, cherish and fill with my love.”
Sinking to his knees before you, he cupped your breasts and rubbed them over his face. He kissed around your soft mounds, squeezing them softly then licking around each sensitive nipple. His lips followed a path to your pussy, kissing, licking, and sucking at your belly, leaving a trail of heat in their wake. Then he kissed your wet flesh and you whined obscenely, opening your legs further.
“Tell me how good it feels,” he whispered breathing air into your clit. “Tell me how much you want me, how much you need this.”
“Hnn— feels so damn good,” you whimpered, draping one leg over his thigh to give him full access. “Please, ahh….I need you. Can’t wait any longer.”
Fae Johnny, who can shrink or grow at will. He courted you using fae magic, of course, but even without that, you would've fallen in love with the charming man.
Especially when he shrinks himself to be with you all day. Not in your shirt pocket or hiding in your hair. No, no, he's in your underwear between your legs or teasing your nipples under your shirt.
His little body and hands stroking and rubbing your sensitive skin, little mouth biting your nipples and pinching them between his hands. He loves soaking in your juices and refuses to shower when he comes back to regular size. Johnny knows just how to work you up, over and over again, being very careful not to cause you too much trouble when you were out of the house.
When you were home, though? He was taking full advantage of his size between your legs, drawing multiple orgasms out of your for hours. He's even worse when he makes himself bigger than you, so you don't protest when he shrinks down and slinks into your underwear.
Narrowing her eyes, she bent down and picked up the leaves that had fallen from the trees above. They crinkled and crackled between her fingertips, breaking apart and turning to specks of dust.
Marian allowed the flecks to be carried off by the wind and become one with the forest surrounding her. The rustling trees above her swayed. The foliage high above moved in patches, like birds following the wind current, and allowed moonlight to break through and shine a brief spotlight on the traces left behind by the Harbingers.
She couldn’t help a smirk curling up on the corner of her lip as she laid eyes on a pile of ashes, discarded animal bones carefully placed on top of them like it was some kind of art piece commenting on the death and destruction Marian’s targets laid out.
Adjusting the satchel on her shoulder, she approached them and bent down. Faint heat radiated from them. Scraps of meat sat at the joint of the animal bone, the cartilage left to rot and decay.
Good, they’re close by.
Standing back up, she took off ahead, following the scent of cinders. The open road was free of any trees or forest. Marian knew that it would have been an easier path to traverse. But that’s where her prey was also stalking.
And she couldn’t risk being seen by it. They’d scarper away like deer spooked by a noise, its perpetrator unseen.
Her lungs burned after two minutes of running. Marian hunched over and thumped her chest, leaning over. She spat out the mucus, which landed with a splat on the ground.
She scowled at it. If only she were cursed with the ability to spit venom.
Shaking it off, Marian took off into a run again.
The smell grew fainter and fainter, her flicker of hope shrinking lower and lower, as the candle of her tolerance melted under its flame.
Just as she slowed down to hack up another glob of phlegm, she heard a cackle through the trees. Hunched over, she froze, listening out.
“Boys! It’s a Fae!”
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Male Fairy x Elf fem!reader— aphrodisiac mist, dub con, nipple play, bondage (vines), clit play, tentacle penetration (vines again), voyeurism
As Elves, neither you nor your elf friend you were secretly crushing on knew just how long your prank war had been going on for. You had started it, of course, after chickening out of your attempt to kiss him and instead pushed his face into a pie.
Ever since then you two had been pranking each other every now and then whenever the mood strikes. The last prank was done by you when you put meat in his trousers and got a beast to chase him around for a bit.
Now was his time to prank you back. He had it all planned. He hired a little fairy to spray you with a magical mist that for 24 hours would turn you into the size of a fairy. Oh he’d torture you until you cracked and finally confessed your love for him.
Could he just admit he loved you too? Yes. Would he? Not when this option was so much more fun.
The little fairy flew and flew until he found you frolicking in a nearby meadow. You looked so beautiful, your soft curves glimmering in the sunlight. As he flew closer he couldn’t stop himself from imagining the way he’d suck on your hard nipples, bringing you to release from that one touch alone. Before he’d move down and stuff his face against your entrance just so he can taste how sweet you are straight from the source.
His mind was hazy with lust as he reaches you, his eyes unfocused on anything beside your gorgeous plump body. Blindly reaching into his bag of magic he sprays some mist in your face at the same time you spot him.
“What just happened?!” You ask in alarm, looking at the unknown fairy who’s staring at you like he wants to devour you.
A warm buzz begins to flood through your body. Making you tingly and aroused. Your eyes widen as you rub your thighs together for some friction. Your pussy gushing with arousal.
“W-what did you do? Who are you?” You ask breathlessly, wanting nothing more than to take this strange fairy suffocate him with your pussy.
The fairy looks at you in shock over your reaction, having no idea what went wrong. You’re not shrinking at all! He looks down at his hand and only now notices he sprayed you with the aphrodisiac mist instead of the shrinking mist! His cheeks burn red from embarrassment.
“I-I was hired to prank you with a shrinking mist but it seems as though they got mixed up,” he explains bashfully, showing you the bottle.
You internally curse your friend for hiring such a dumb fairy but also god do you wish he was here to take care of you. Your eyes fall back on the fairy… the incredibly sexy fairy. Fuck, you just needed something to ease the fire burning hot inside you and soaking your panties.
“Well you caused this so you need to take care of it. Now!” You say with a huff.
You lay in the bed of flowers, throwing your robes off recklessly. Not caring about anything other than this fairy getting you off. The fairy looks down at you in awe, all his recent fantasies coming true. He wonders if he subconsciously did this on purpose just so he could fuck you, but he wouldn’t think about that right now. Not when you need him so badly.
The fairy’s wings flutter and he’s flying down on top of you before you can change your mind. Not that you would with your need so unbearable. He lands on your soft belly and he could just melt into you, your skin is so warm and lovely. You hiss the moment he touches you, you’re so sensitive you could cum just from his little body grinding onto you.
Using his strength he picks up your breast and opens his mouth wide to suck on your hard nipples just as he imagined. You moan loudly, hips jerking in the air. The little fairy holds on tight and sucks greedily on the bud, basking in the way you writhe against the grass.
“P-please! I need more,” you beg, your mind lost to the lust that rages through you.
The fairy releases your nipple with a loud pop. He flies down to your glistening cunt, your folds all lovely and wet and waiting for him. His cock tents in his small pants, getting harder and harder the longer he touches you. Using his body he spreads your fat lips and you moan, trying to rock closer to him. He cries out, holding onto you so he doesn’t fall off.
With a bit of his own magic he commands vines close by to wrap around your arms and legs, tying you firmly you to the ground. You gasp and squirm against them, their rough caress only turning you on even more.
The fairy pulls down his pants and lines his aching cock up against your clit. He grinds into you and you both release long ragged moans. His own mind begins to cloud over and all he can focus on is giving you both the pleasure you need so bad.
Your body twitches and shakes with deep pressure of the fairy’s cock rubbing your clit so nicely. You can feel his hips snap against your core, short grunts leave you every time his balls slap against your over sensitive clit. The vines stopping you from moving with him or moving away from the unrelenting pleasure.
Yet you still have a deep rooted need to be filled to the brim and you throw your head back, the fire inside you only getting hotter without your release. Sensing what you need, the fairy uses more of his magic and a second later you jump as long thick vines slide deep inside your hot wet cunt.
The fairy and his vines work in tandem to bring you higher and higher. The fairy digs his fingers into your wide waist and ruts into you like a madman, wildly desperate to feel you come undone because of him. All while his vines plunge deep into your depths, brushing along your gummy walls and hitting you just right.
You cum with a fierce scream that echoes throughout the meadow. The fairy releases soon after you, his hot cum jolting outward and spraying all over your delicious belly.
The fairy sags against you, completely spent. The two of you lay there, your limbs still tied to the ground as you both shake with the force of your release. You can feel the heat inside you start to settle a little yet it’s still there, just waiting to ignite.
The sudden sound of a branch snapping in the distance has your head jerking up in surprise. You come face-to-face with your elf friend, a smug smirk on his lips. He crosses his arms and leans against a nearby tree. Looking up and down your plump form you can see his own eyes cloud over with lust.
“Well, well, well. What do we have here?” He asks, pushing off the tree and heading toward you both.