#fairytailicq

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Lucy: what's your type Levy? Levy: i like the strong but silent type Gajeel: *silently attempting to lift a table*

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Mira: What is Natsu to you?  Lucy: The reason I wake up every morning.  Mira: Aww, that's sweet.  Lucy: Yeah...  Natsu, earlier that morning, jumping on Lucy’s bed: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

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Laxus: What do you guys want?

Natsu: McDonald’s.

Gray: In-n-out.

Elfman: Mexican?

Gajeel: Chinese.

Jellal: Death

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Gray: (staring out a window looking pensive) Juvia: He’s so handsome... So thoughtful... I wonder what he could be thinking about... Gray, whispering to himself: wed-nes-day... whensday..? wendesday?

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Juvia: Don’t be shy, ask me out

Gray: Okay *points to the door*

Gray: Get out.

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Freed: I found this on your desk... are you pregnant?

Laxus: That’s a highlighter.

Freed: So... when’s our baby coming

Laxus: ...We’re both guys

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Erza: Is anyone going to tell me what’s going on here?! Lucy: It’s kinda complicated, but Natsu-- Erza: Got it. Forget I asked.

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Natsu: I have great memory.

Gajeel: ...No you don’t...

Natsu: Yes I do, name one thing I forgot.

Gajeel: Remember the time when we were fighting Rogue and Sting and you left me-

Natsu: That was on purpose, try again.