#fairytailicq

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Lucy: what's your type Levy? Levy: i like the strong but silent type Gajeel: *silently attempting to lift a table*

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Mira: What is Natsu to you?  Lucy: The reason I wake up every morning.  Mira: Aww, that's sweet.  Lucy: Yeah...  Natsu, earlier that morning, jumping on Lucy’s bed: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

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Erza: Is anyone going to tell me what’s going on here?! Lucy: It’s kinda complicated, but Natsu-- Erza: Got it. Forget I asked.

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Erza: *trying to get Natsu and Gray to get along*

Erza: Hey, hey, lets not forget who pulled you out of that well when you were 8.

Natsu: AND LET’S NOT FORGET WHO PUSHED ME IN!

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*on the phone*

Natsu: Hey, uhhhh... Do you happen to have $2,500 lying around?

Makarov: For what?

Natsu: An escape room.

Makarov: What kind of escape room needs $2,500?

Natsu: ....Jail...

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Freed: I found this on your desk... are you pregnant?

Laxus: That’s a highlighter.

Freed: So... when’s our baby coming

Laxus: ...We’re both guys

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*Playing Truth or Dare*

Gray: What was the worst decision you made while drunk?

Natsu: Not to brag or anything, but I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions 

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Juvia: Don’t be shy, ask me out

Gray: Okay *points to the door*

Gray: Get out.