#famalam

[mothmans-cumrag]

Yesterday my mum picked me up from the hospital while I was still pretty high and shaken up after witnessing a friend having a horrible reaction to my medical weed and calling the ambulance, and while she wasn't exactly thrilled, she hugged me, listened to me, called me an idiot for the first things of my story and a good person for the last parts, drove me home, told me I look like my dad when I feel guilty, asked if I was gonna be okay or if I wanted to come back home with her. Never raised her voice or anything. She even thanked me that I was still comfortable enough to call her even when I did something I know she wouldn't condone.

I just... I hope to one day be a parent my children feel comfortable calling after they broke the law and ended up in the hospital. And I am really thankful to have that type of parents as well.

[mothmans-cumrag]

Learning to pick Blackbird by the Beatles because my dad is convinced this'll help be charm ladies. Nobody tell him that women haven't been charmed by guys playing the guitar at a campfire since Wonderwall.

[mothmans-cumrag]

I started keeping a list of all the men my dad finds hot, because it's a very interesting genre of man. So far we have:

George Clooney (obvs)

Sean Connery

David Tennant

Michael Sheen (especially as Aziraphale)

Christian Tramitz

Sky Du Mont

Will update this when he mentions more.

[geek-ramblings]

[mothmans-cumrag]

My mum is the class teacher at a school for children with learning disabilities, and therefore frequently has to call the parents of her kids. This means that she has her phone number suppressed, so they don't spam her on WhatsApp.

This also means that whenever me or my siblings get a call by an unknown number, we answer the phone going "Hallo Mama".

One day I will call some random telemarketing person Mama. Not today, maybe not tomorrow, but the day will come. I am certain.

[mothmans-cumrag]

Today at breakfast my mum told me about the audio book she is listening to rn which is an autobiography by gay German celebrity Hape Kerkeling who lost his first love in the Aids pandemic and how she wasn't really aware of it at the time (she was in her early teens) but how impactful it must've been on the gay community (which I know is common knowledge for many of us but not for her, a European cishet woman in her 40s who didn't have a lot of contact to the community until her kids came out one after the other), and when I explained how the fact that 1. In the US it was even worse and 2. that that is why the L comes first in our acronym (bc lesbians were often the only ones taking care of aids patients due to the stigma around them, even tho gay men and lesbians had been beefing before that) we both teared up and it was just. idk. a very mournful but tender moment between us. Even thinking about it now makes me cry and I am barely able to on my current antidepressants.

[thebatmmmomma]

A little Change in the Blasher famalam

Ocean Jade my beloved baby

[babolat85]

Coming Out To Your Auntie | Famalam Series 3 On iPlayer Now This still cracks me up