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[rubberskinsau]

[spideyhexx]

kit's october fics

an assortment of fics with varying degrees of spooky to be released oct. 2025. Enjoy!

Oct. 10th

Trunk Or Treat - Alex Nilsen x BestFriend!Reader

reader endearingly bullying alex

Your best friend, Alex, volunteered for his school's annual Trunk or Treat, and regretted the moment he told you about it.

Oct. 16th

Yippie Ki Yay! - Billy the Kid x Reader

*****

Chased for the last three weeks, Billy's lonesome is at an all time high, but so is his hope. With the feeling bubbling over inside of him, he bounds his way across the vast landscape to return home to you, and is forced to stir within his own thoughts.

Oct. 20th

The Masquerade - William Lewis x ???!Reader

bloodplay, oral (f&m receiving), exhibitionism

His biggest gig yet, William plays piano at the manor of a Duke during his annual masquerade ball, and becomes enamored with a mysterious woman with a thirst for something unruly.

Oct. 24th

Bite the Apple, Baby! - Billy the Kid x Witch!Reader

violence & shenanigans

You've concocted the perfect poison apple for a resolute thief in your little corner of the forest who keeps stealing your herbs and berries. The poison renders them into a prolonged state of sleep. Not dead! You swear! But then, the kind man who lives in the cottage across the river eats it instead, and you're left to find his antidote.

Oct. 30th

Krypto's Halloween - Clark Kent x Billy the Kid x Reader

krypto

On the night before Halloween, Krypto runs off from the Kent family farm and wreaks havoc in Smallville, with a reluctant cowboy and a super gentleman left to salvage the mess.

Oct. 31st

We're Double Homicide - Billy the Kid x Saccharine!Reader

violence & *******

After your near-death injury, Billy's coldness to you skyrockets more than it ever has. This sizzling, alive thing between the two of you is bound to burst into flames.

[lallyloo]

[beefysmorgasbord]

“He thinks my tractor’s sexy, it really turns him on.” 

[catboyfisky]

Living on the CatboyFarm, every day feels like vacation~

Beautiful nature, cute animals and the lovliest catboys you could ever imagine~ :3

But getting these buckets full sure is quite a bit of work~ time to relax a little. :D

[art by Kanishi_Mayana on Twitter ^_-v]

[basilsbestpainting]

Together on the farm

I WROTE MY FIRST FANFICTION BITCHES!

It’s all below the link because I don’t really like long fics on my dash. Timkon. General I guess. Idk how to give descriptions. It’s in first person from Tim’s perspective. That’s all I can write sorry.

Flash forwards to the future, Ma died a quiet death and left the farm to Kon. He and Tim have live there together for about a year.

    It was quiet on the farm. A little too quiet. I could never get used to this, but it’s not too bad. We’ve been here about a year, at least it’s been a year since the funeral. 

    Ma passed quietly from a cancer she never told anybody about and left the farm to Kon. We’d been together for a while and he said I didn’t need to come with him. 

    I didn’t quite believe him. 

    We moved out to Smallville and settled down on Ma’s farm after the funeral. Bart helped us move in, they made it very quick. Jon and Clark stopped by every now and again. It’s nice. But the quiet. Some nights it gets to me. I know Kon hears me get up and leave the bed. But sometimes it helps. 

    I take a walk through the farm, remembering everything from the past year. About a month after we got here, Kon got a brilliant idea to buy some horses. 

    “Tim. It’ll be great. We have the money. You’re loaded!” I signed and pinched my nose. I retired from my positions, but kept some investments so we had a back up income in case something failed on the farm. I’ve also been working part time as a science and business teacher at the local high school, but apparently my care for finances is going above my boyfriend’s head. 

    “Fine. One horse. Can you even ride a horse Kon?” He just smiled at me. 

    Two weeks later, two horses appeared at the barn. A mare and a stallion. One was black like our former costumes, and the other was a yellow color, soft like the sun. Kon smiled at me 

    “I said One. One horse.”

    “Say hello to Bruce and Martha! I was just getting Bruce because he reminded me soo much of somebody we both know when Martha wandered up…” his voice trailed and I looked at the mare and understood. She reminded me of Ma too. 

    “Oh alright. We’ll keep both.” He smiled and I felt the familiar grasp of Kon’s TTK around my waist. “What are you doing?” I inquired.

    He placed me onto Bruce, the Stallion, and followed suit. “Oh, I just figured I would ride us off into the sunset before I proposed.”

    “Hm?” I turned my head and the horse took off. 

    “So, Timothy Drake, would you like to marry this old farm hand?” he asked as we rode bareback across the farm.

    “I’d love to. You realize it’s not sunset, of course?” I replied

    “Well, I’m impatient.”

        I was standing in the kitchen, staring at the barn, when I felt two large, gentle arms come around my waist. I leaned into them and sighed, looking at the clock on the old microwave. It was about 3am. Kon placed a gentle kiss on my head before guiding me back to bed. 

    Who am I to argue?

[incorrectwot]

Siuan: How are you feeling?

Moiraine: I've got this headache that comes and goes.

Ta'veren enters the room: Hello.

Moiraine: There it is.

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