May 18, 2023
Wildlife biologists: I love my target species!
Actual things my coworkers have said :
“Looks like there could be a nest in there!” *kicks bush*
“How many points is it if I hit a cottontail?” (With the state truck we were driving in)
*spikes pheasant into a bush*
“It would be cool to find this chuck-wills-widow’s dead body”
*throws sticks at expensive stationary receivers*
“What if the preserve caught fire this morning and we didn’t have to go to work?”
“Turtles are actually so dumb“
“Woodcocks are actually fucking stupid” (the two above quotes by the same person)
“If we got stranded on the island I’d definitely eat our (endangered) rabbits”
