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hello slendytubbies enjoyers, today i bring you shitposts
Finn: You enter the dungeon, and on the far side of the room you see a door.
Lenny: Can I seduce the door?
Finn: No, you cannot.
Anne: Can I seduce the door?
Finn: Also no!
Guardian: Can I punch Miles?
Finn: Miles, you take 4 damage.
Miles: Well I turn into a beaver!
Finn:..You do that.
Miles: Now can we seduce the door?
Finn: Still, no!
Guardian: I punch Miles again.
Finn: 3 more damage.
Miles: Can I fight the door?
Finn: No!
Anne: Uh, I also would like to fight the door.
Finn: No one can fight the door!
Miles: I fight the door!
Finn: You lose!
Miles: I FIGHT YOU!
Finn: Miles, take a walk.
Shadow Tubby: Is the door dead or alive?
Finn:...It's a door.
Shadow Tubby: Can I enslave it's soul?
Finn: How would you--..NO!
Dutch: Can I build a better door?
Finn: Do you want to build a better door?
Dutch: I aquire lumber from a nearby forest.
Finn: You do that.
Conor: Is the door locked?
Finn: No, it isn't.
Conor: I open the door.
Finn: You do so. Inside is one small treasure chest.
Lenny: I seduce the treasure chest.
Finn: NO!
Umby Pumby: Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever put a bone back together like it's pieces of a puzzle??
Laa-Laa: Don't talk to anyone about killing someone, just think about it in the shower alone
Tisa: You underestimate just how hard I can slay in a scientific environment
Miles: I'm naming my child Bombastic Concrete
Yeti: Yeti’s not saying they're the same person, but did humans ever seen bigfoot and Kenny Loggins in the same room? Yeti’s telling you, Yeti’s onto something and the government is trying to cover it up
Finn: I'm studying criminology to learn how to solve crimes. Then, I'm going to use my knowledge of how to solve crimes to commit them.
Dutch: I'd like to perform CBT on my colleague. Cognitive behavioral therapy cognitive behavioral therapy cognitive behavioral therapy not cock and ball tortu-
Gary: There's reasons why I'm the doctor and you're not, and the 0.5 selfie you took with a cadaver is one of them.
Anne: Did Scott use being on his period as a defense??? Girl what the hell
Conor: If you tell me about your sex life I will kill myself in front of you
Po: The A in ADHD stands for "annoying" and I wear that title with pride every day <3
Lenny: I don't need sex, life fucks me every day
Duggle Dee: Dude, call me Freddy Fax Bear the way I'm spittin' truths
Arrow: I got tumors for free
Tinky Winky: You fools. You've been bested. The impostor won, for I have indeed used and abused my British accent to psychoanalyze every person in this room
Richard: Do I have "Kenergy"?
Ron: Don't stop at your will to live, arrest him for being ugly too
Noo-Noo: The only people who wish it was still Christmas are people who have functional families; anybody who has a dysfunctional family wishes it was never Christmas again.
How the infection works in my Laalaa survives AU
-While most Tubbies get infected by eating the custard, that's not the only way you can get infected. If you get bitten, you have to cut off the limb before you turn. Ex: Guardian got bitten on his left leg and had to get it amputated.
-At first, Tubbies will appear normal after eating an infected custard/ getting bitten. But, as time goes on, they will start to get weaker and weaker. They will then "die" and come back reborn.
-There are a few Teletubbies that are immune, or are fighting off the infection(and winning). Fighting off the illness: Guardian, Gary, Lenny. Immune: Anne(she's extremely reckless because of this, and tends to get hurt a lot because she charges into fights when she's alone. she plans ahead if she's taking a team, however, because she would never put another Tubby's life in danger), Finn (although no one knew this before he died).
-There is no cure yet.
-Sometimes--even though it is rare if the infected is not a newborn-- the infected will travel in packs.
-Even the smallest bit of custard can turn someone into an infected.
-The Teletubbies have resorted to eating only tubby toast and animals that they hunt so they don't turn.
-Newly turned infected will be rather weak compared to experienced infected, who are often in their third or second form.
-It's not known how many forms the infected can have, but the Tubbies think that there's only three.
Dutch: explaining something while gesturing his arms
Dutch: accidentally (lightly) hits Finn
Finn, grumbling, rubbing his face:
Dutch: … I hit my brother?
Finn: It's ok, Dutch, it didn't hurt.
Dutch: kneeling and begging for forgiveness
Finn: Dutch, I said it's ok!
Dutch, five days later, having nightmares: I hit my little brother.
Dutch, eight days later, drunk and crying: I hit my baby brother!
Finn, awkwardly patting Dutch's shoulder: Stop it, Dutch! I said it's ok. You didn't hurt me!
Kingdom AU
Look I don't know if I'll touch this AU ever again. I just want space in my notes
Po-The Good princess, garden, riding horses, flowery dresses, pretty tiaras
Good just means she isn't evil.
She likes her life, she just wishes she could be free to indulge in her tomboyish activities.
Laa-Laa: Rebel, fighting, climbing, adventure, riding horses
She was formerly a princess but she decided this princess stuff wasn't what she wanted.
Tinky Winky: The over tired princess, forest, books, art
Life is great, thanks for asking, it's not like he's always stressed thanks to Noo-Noo's expectations.
If Tinky doesn't get his daily reading he will probably go insane.
Dipsy: Rebel
I can just see these scenes of bro conversing with Laa-Laa like that cliche of the thief talking to the princess.
Except it's not a romance story.
It's more like 'I want to do those fun things you've been doing'.
They partners in crimes besties
Finn: Villain
My last remaining brain cells be like; He thinks his brother is dead and alright he's evil
Dutch: Adventurous villager
Bitch no dead and he's on his way to smack his brother with a newspaper, then a broom.
I got no info for king Lenny which is odd since he's my favorite character.
Guardian: Knight
No info either
Arrow: Rebel
Cave: The good king
Yeti: Rebel
I like to think these three had a falling out because angst I guess.
Miles: Villain
Anne: Rebel
Something similar, I like to think Miles, Conor, and Anne had a falling out and oh boy I think these three should just make up because Anne is NOT someone who want as your enemy. Bones will be broken, blood will be spilled.
[At Starbucks]
Finn: *standing in a long ass line*
Po: *walks up to Finn and grabs his hand* This is crazy.
Finn, frozen: *looks at Po* Um...
Po: *looks at Finn* You’re not my friend.
Laa Laa: *from behind Finn and Po* You’re holding the wrong hand, Po.
Po: You sure?
Finn: Yeah, we’re sure.
Po: I feel compelled to finish this Starbucks experience with you.
Finn: I’m not paying.
Po: Nevermind, I’m going back to my friend.
Laa Laa: I’m not paying either.
Guardian: *at the front of the line* Come hold my hand. I’ll buy you anything you want.
Po: *goes to hold Guardian’s hand* At least somebody cares about me.