#fisherman!au

[appleempire]

fishfishfish like little honey

[darkpilot-skype]

fisherman/merman au

trash empire: i was just gonna bring up the little mermaid au again & suggest fisherman poe & his giant shark/dolphin merman boyfriend

trash empire: but now i angst

cinthya: Noooo talk merman to me

trash empire: kylo tipping over poe's boat because he's gonna fucking eat him & stops when he sees poe because he's a giant gay fish

trash empire: he just plops poe's unconscious body back in the upturned boat & apologizes by bringing back a ton of fish

cinthya: He tries to draw on him and has a "oh no he's hot" moment

cinthya: *drown

giu: Poe keeps finding dead fishes in his boat and starts wondering if he did something good to a sea god or something

cinthya: He can't even sell these fish because they have teeth marks in them

trash empire: kylo always keeps a distance because he doesn't want to scare the smol human

giu: Also he is scared that smol wouldn't like him because he's mixed

trash empire: poe dozes off on the boat after a long haul & wakes up when kylo's nearby & he almost falls out of the boat

trash empire: poor baby dolphin shark

cinthya: He panics at first because the water is icy cold and he thinks this fucking idiot is out for a swim

giu: Fucking idiot swimming naked

giu: Kylo would just throw a dead fish at his head in a poor attempt to woo him

trash empire: he dives in & tries to get kylo to come along with him

trash empire: & that's the best way to woo the cute fisherman

giu: Like a sea cat he's convinced that poe can find food for himself

trash empire: poe finally seeing kylo's tail & teeth, almost blacks out

trash empire: thinks he's hallucinating & should stop diving for so long

giu: Poe starts to research mermaids and stuff and his friends think he's going crazy and try to convince him to take a break from fishing

giu: Kylo thinks that he scared poe

trash empire: he mopes around on a rock for a bit & gets startled when poe pulls up next to him

trash empire: poe attempting to flirt with the very pretty but terrifying shark dolphin

giu: 'He's got a giant fucking tail and sharp teeth and he wanted to eat me but you know cute dork'

cinthya: Poe starts going out onto the water more and more and returns with less and less fish. If he worked for a company, he would've been fired a long time ago

trash empire: his friends loudly question him

cinthya: Because now his days are spent lounging and chatting with a merman

trash empire: the child is tanned af because the wonders of sea water does that

trash empire: a merman who was gonna eat him but let him live because he found him cute

trash empire: now how do i angst

cinthya: GDI

trash empire: just kidding

trash empire: sorta

cinthya: I know you're not kidding haha

giu: I braced myself for angst

cinthya: Kylo gets caught in a larger boats net and gets pulled onto the boat where everyone promptly freak out

giu: Is the villain going to be sea world?

trash empire: i just snorted

cinthya: When poe goes to the dock that day, there's a huge commotion. Everyone's bustling and shouting and fighting to get a look at something on the dock. He catches the word "creature" and "merman" in the frenzy and just knows it's kylo

cinthya: This is why mermen shouldn't wait for their boyfriend in shallow water with large schools of fish. Tsk tsk

trash empire: kylo's a bloody mess & snaps at anyone who approaches

giu: Poe feels guilty as hell

giu: Because kylo wouldn't have swam there if it weren't for him

trash empire: poe tries to push to the front so he can try to cause a diversion & shove kylo back into the ocean

trash empire: just fucking shove your bloody merman boyfriend into the ocean & piss off a bunch of reporters

cinthya: Kylo grabs onto him and they both go under

giu: People starts thinking he's dangerous

giu: Must kill the danger

giu: Start the hunt

trash empire: i regret my choices

cinthya: Oh well, your life as a human is over poe. Better get in touch with some mermaid magic and join your bf under the sea

trash empire: this was gonna be cute but i had to sin

trash empire: poe has to sit on a rock while kylo swims around muttering in some weird fish language

giu: Better find a sea witch that will make a deal with you

giu: What are you going to give up?

trash empire: aside from his fat doge who knows

cinthya: Maaan he's already giving up his humanhood

trash empire: kylo's still bleeding & poe feels so guilty

giu: Well Ariel gave up her family but it wasn't enough

cinthya: Fair

giu: I made myself sad

skyewars: don't do that

skyewars: can i get a short recap

skyewars: lots of angst i suppose

cinthya: Sad poetry, and the merman au didn't last long before we made it sad

trash empire: i sinned

trash empire: but

trash empire: have some fluff

trash empire: kylo sunbathes on rocks a lot & has the bad habit of falling asleep on top of poe who just has to sit there

skyewars: just sits there forver

skyewars: waiting for Kylo to wake up

trash empire: stares at the sky

trash empire: hopes his legs don't fail him later

skyewars: HC: once a merman falls asleep, they can literally sleep for hours on end

[kpopkinkfanfics]

Title: Fish Story (More or Less)

Pairing: ChanSoo Rated: M/NC17 WARNING: tentacles

Summary: The tale of fisherman Kyungsoo, who was fooled twice by the ocean, and octoman Chanyeol, who's truly a scientist.