Apr 13, 2016
Game Rage/ two player starters
"STOP PUSSY-FOOTING AROUND ME YOU AWKWARD HIPPO!"
"That's right you stay down!"
"WHAT?! THAT WAS BULL I TOTALLY KILLED THAT ASSHOLE!"
"Right in the jaw!"
"I hate this game with such a fiery passion that I have to beat it just to show that I am bigger than it..."
"Nope! Nope! All the freaking nope!"
"How am I cheating I'm sitting right next to you, you pansy."
"Not my fault you ran out of ammo. You're the one who HAD to write your name in bullet holes."
"Well looks like your punching and running while I'm shooting my way through like I'm frolicking through daisies."
"Dude I'm not a pogo stick, hop off my shit!"
"You're just mad because I won."
"CAN.YOU.NOT!"
"Eat my chainsaw you button mashing jerk!"