#freddy fazbender's

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“wow it’s 2022 huh? I've almost been on tumblr for 3 whole years”

“April 5th of 2022 will mark three things my birthday, my restaurant's 49th anniversary and how long I've been on tumblr”

“gotta say it’s been a wild ride folks and guess what?”

“i am not going anywhere anytime soon YOUR STUCK WITH ME FOR ANOTHER YEAR SUCK IT!”

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Employee’s

Here are the 3 employee’s that are employed for Gemni’s Trash Fazbender’s by Gemni the phone guy.

Name: Matt

Job: takes tickets in exchange for prizes

Gender: Male

Sexuality: ???

((side note: OH GOODY MATT’S WORKING AT FAZBENDER’S AGAIN WE TOTALLY WANTED THIS!))

Name: Eli Gomatos

Job: Chef for the restaurant

Gender: female

Sexuality: Bisexual

Name: Jake Sunnbarr

Job: Take orders and deliver food from the kitchen 

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Straight 

((Past relationship with Eli hates to talk about it))

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important events in Charlie’s Timeline

be sure to check out below if your curious about charlie’s timeline!

Charlie was created by Dr. Henry Miller and William Afton in 1973 the same year the two killed Dee Kennedy he was made using an old children’s phone from one of Henry’s victims and the body of a private detective who’s name was Charles Townsend.

Charles Townsend was the recently retired head of a government organization known as (Charlie’s Angels) he wanted to investigate Henry without the aid of his agents his plan was to catch him in the act and settle down after he caught him.

things didn’t go according to plan and Henry snapped his neck killing him.

Details on other things Charlie was created with can be found in his blueprint.

Henry’s experiment with Charlie was to see how a restaurant could function with cleaning machines as it’s entertainers stealing the fazbender’s brand and chararters in another country aka Canada in the province of Ontario.

Charlie never used his laser eyes to kill any children much to Henry’s dismay but from the reports he got from watching thru his eyes he got much of the data he needed before being taken to the void by blackjack. 

dsaf: good ending 

dsaf 2: legacy ending then good ending 

((because jack did a legacy timeline first before the good it caused the timeline to glitch a bit so Jimbo the janitor was between life and death hence why he became a shadow phantom several years later)) 

dsaf 3: good ending

what happened to the workers? 

Rolando died in a hospital bed peacefully in 2012.

Matt is working at Gemni’s Trash Fazbenders.

Peter and Caroline died on their way back home from a vacation in 2018 

Harry, Jake, Roger all are roommates living together in Jakes home town that way Jake can visit his son anytime he wants. 

Steven was mauled by a hoard of raccoons as he tried to escape the factory he managed to get a mile away shockingly this was shortly after the good ending in dsaf 1 so 1987.

timeline of the restaurant

it officially opened April 10th 1973 at first the restaurant was much like a normal Freddy’s but after Henry Disappeared Charlie started to get ideas on how to improve he researched and took notes on other locations why they shut down and what made them poplar. 

in 1985 up untill 2005 Charlie had his receiver replaced with a red afro and his location was very disco themed.

in 2000 Charlie took a trip to the anarchic where he found a baby walrus covered in blood and polar bears about to eat it Charlie litearly picked the bears up and threw them away before picking up the walrus and taking it back to his location.

the walrus got very poplar this walrus was his first of many her name was Richard. in 2010 she sadly died of old age so Charlie spent the next 5 years going around EVERY SINGLE zoo in the united states and causing chaos and stealing all the walrus he could... he also stole a baby seal thinking it was a walrus but kept it. 

there is more! but i won’t put it all in one single post if you wanna know more about Charlie’s timeline ask him yourself! it’s very simple just ask him what happened a certain year and he’ll tell you whatever happened then. 

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Roomba Karaoke Bar

"Hello their Valued Customers, I am Charlie, your phone guy manager for Roomba Fazbenders, 2021 hasn't been the best year, and hell, neither was 2020, but I've got some good news for you!"

"If you've been in the restaurant, you might have noticed loud noises coming from the stage area. That's because we've installed a new room. So if you walk up the stairs of the stage itself after show hours end at 9 pm, you can head over to the Karaoke bar up until 1:45 am, which is closing time for the restaurant." 

“It’s a small room with a bar with plenty of stools... Just watch out for Robert ( @not-robert​​ ) epically during Christmas. Unfortunately, he’s not an official employee, so I legally can’t stop him from killing you.”

“And, of course, a karaoke machine! Where you can sing your heart out! Right next to the stage is ... Greg uh look, he will just sit there most of the time, so if you leave him be he’ll leave you alone he’s eyeless, so he can’t see anything, but he might try and steal your eyeballs so watch out.”

“Oh yeah, your bartender will be Roomba Dave, so have fun and see you on the flipside, valued customers!” 

the design for the karaoke bar and Greg The Eyeless Walrus were made by my fantastic friend @lazy-charlie​

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new activity!

“HELLO HELLO BOYS AND GIRLS IT’S YOUR UNCLE CHARLIE!”

“... why am i talking like krusty the clown? i sound like a loser oh fuck it”

“hello bitches Charlie’s got an announcement over the past few months i’ve been hard at work building something new for roomba fazbenders and it’s finally finished!”

“if you go into the underground movie theater walk into one of the three washrooms boys, girls, gender-neutral and flush the toilet three times in a row and sit on the toilet you and the toilet will be spun around backwards facing the wall and a door will open”

“where does the door lead? A NEW BOWLING ALLEY! YES THATS RIGHT A BOWLING ALLEY! Now it may seem like a normal bowling alley however you can customize the pins! the pins could be normal ones, skulls, robot babies or chatter phones!”

“if someone gets five strikes in a row a disco party will start! and it will rain down ecto cooler from the sprinkler! and if someone mange's to get 10 strikes ... very unlikely you get to keep one of our custom balls that have the faces of a roomba worker or me!”

“these balls are alive so don’t keep your fingers in the holes for too long they will bite them enough to make you bleed! ah yes in order to bowl you must pay 20$ and 10$ to rent a pair of our shoes! which you must put in a box for me after you leave so i can eat them”

“so what are you waiting for? come on down to roomba fazbenders and enjoy some bowling!”

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The Cursed Roomba Squad

Roomba FarFour and Roomba Breadbear were made by lazy @lazy-charlie​

i made godred... my god have mercy on my soul

Name: Roomba FarFour

Info: this roomba mainly cleans the floors of the underground movie theater right under Charlies security office but sometimes it can be found outside it loudly screams and speaks in a high squeaky voice... DO NOT APPROCH FARFOUR i

it will try to eat human flesh so best to always keep your feet crisscross when in the theater or wear alot of clothes 

unlike the other two cursed roomba squad members roomba FarFour only came into existence once the movie theater was made.

Name: Roomba Bread Bear

Info: he can be found in the arcade room he doesn’t clean anything he’s... he’s just sitting there alot of people think he’s just a broken roomba but no if the arcade is completely silent you can hear loud breathing coming from him

don’t touch him there are signs around the restaurant warning you against it for some reason roomba bread bear has a needle of HIV always full even when it uses it on someone the needle gets refilled 

the only time you should put your hands near him is if you ask the question “bread bear may I toast some bread?” bread bear will cook toast for you he loves it it even makes him wink at you... he’s been here since 1999 

Name: Roomba Godred

Info: ... he’s currently kept under a white bedsheet inside the saferoom he works like a horse if something is covering his head he thinks it’s time to sleep so he is in permeant sleep mode... the only time he is aloud to be online is when

someone requests Deal 4 from the menu aka 

((THE GODRED Roomba Special))

why for the love of god anyone made a roomba verion of godred is beyond me

but he ...... well let’s just say like the actual godred he can reproduce thru means unknown  

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Important Charlie Thoughts How Old Is Roomba Fazbenders?

“I think my memory chip is slightly broken I’ve been thinking for the past few months my restaurant opened in 1979″

“I will need to update a few things paperwork mainly maybe i should stop drinking on weekends roomba fazbenders has actually been open since the year of 1973″

“THAT MEANS ROOMBA FAZBENDERS HAS BEEN OPEN FOR 47 YEARS MY LOCATION IS ALMOST 50 FUCKING YEARS OLD HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL?! I THOUGHT WE WERE ONLY GONNA BE 40 BY THE END OF 2020!”

“TIDE PODS ARE ONE HELL OF A DRUG!”

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Vending Machines

In Roomba Fazbender’s you can find about 6 different vending machines somewhere in the location.

These vending machines were installed by Charlie in the year of 2018 and are being restocked either when they are completely empty or the stuff inside has gone bad.

Here are all 6 different vending machines you can find in the many rooms in the location. 

1: mustard vending machine

can be found next to the prize corner counter

2: The Lobster Zone

found in the swimming pool room you want a lobster? catch it and you keep it ... we don’t care what you do with it as long as you wait till your home todo it 

3: Del Taco burrito vending machine

you want a cold ass burrito that will be thrown out the next day and replaced? then order one! this vending machine can be found next to sliver jack’s ball pit  

4: Fiorina flower vending machine 

this vending machine is found right next to the entrance if your a cheap bastard who wants to get flowers for their lover then you better be from japan because this machine only excepts “¥”

5: gold to go!

found in the bathroom hallway ... if you want gold for some fucking reason then you can get it in a vending machine located at the roomba location 

6: the carvana machine

located right next to the restaurant for some reason is a large ass vending machine that sells cars that need an ungodly amount of repairs but could probably survive long enough to drive to a repair shop

the cars all look nice but trust me when I say it their all broken pieces of shit Charlie’s not made of money he won’t sell good cars