[1:44:17 AM] Cee: just trying to open OJ and crushing it with his giant ass hands
[1:44:26 AM] Her Fluffiness: poor enormous child
[1:44:29 AM] Cee: echhhhhhh yeah thats good reason there
[1:44:36 AM] Her Fluffiness: agreed
[1:44:36 AM] Ecto: vivi comes up and stab it open with a knife
[1:44:39 AM] Ecto: FIXED IT
[1:44:49 AM] Her Fluffiness: I was gonna suggest that
[1:44:53 AM] Cee: ……….. where’s my tablet
[1:44:53 AM] Her Fluffiness: no wait it's a dull knife
[1:44:56 AM] Her Fluffiness: makes it worse
[1:45:02 AM] Ecto: so ...a bat?
[1:45:19 AM] Her Fluffiness: it's a very tough seal
[1:45:19 AM] Cee: ARTHUR WHERE ARE THE SCREWDRIVERS
[1:45:24 AM] Ecto: what is a metal bat but a realllllly dull sword
[1:45:34 AM] Her Fluffiness: LIKE HELL ARE YOU USING MY SCREWDRIVERS ON ORANGE JUICE
[1:46:04 AM] Ecto: lewis just "vivi no thats dirty....they could have rust"
[1:46:11 AM] Ecto: "MY TOOLS ARENT RUSTY"
[1:46:24 AM] Her Fluffiness: don't insult arthur's tools
[1:46:28 AM] Cee: Lance walks in to an irrationally pissed off Lewis, a fuming Vivi, a confused Arthur, and an OJ carton that’s beat to all hell
[1:46:31 AM] Cee: with nails in it
[1:46:37 AM] Ecto: lol
[1:46:43 AM] Her Fluffiness: just magic touches it open
[1:46:56 AM] Cee: “did anyone consider opening the sides like a normal person"
[1:47:06 AM] Her Fluffiness: voice of reason
[1:47:10 AM] Ecto: lol
[1:47:17 AM] Ecto: thats why hes the den mother
[1:47:34 AM] Cee: he has the knowledge to open OJ
[1:47:38 AM] Cee: ultimate den mother
[1:47:47 AM] Her Fluffiness: he understands orange things because he is orange
[1:48:04 AM] Cee: arthur you’re a fucking disgrace
[1:48:17 AM] Cee: how dare you not hold up the family standard
[1:48:19 AM] Ecto: arthur could have, but he was mad about the tools
[1:49:16 AM] Ecto: / whispers while gently cleaning the OJ off
"shhh its ok babies"
[1:51:27 AM] Cee: he finds citrus car scent things in his tool boxes for months after that
[1:51:33 AM] Cee: “Lance are you hinting at something”
[1:53:15 AM] Her Fluffiness: are toolboxes normally sealed very tight? do you know what happens when you shut a car scented thing in a small space for extended time?
[1:53:17 AM] Her Fluffiness: I did that once
[1:53:36 AM] Her Fluffiness: I don't have many band stories but that is one of them
[1:53:41 AM] Ecto: lol
[1:53:48 AM] Ecto: oh god
[1:54:06 AM] Ecto: lance keeps leaving those mini oranges around
[1:54:22 AM] Cee: “didn’t I clean all of the juice off of thes- oh god what is that"
[1:54:40 AM] Her Fluffiness: it'd probably be more helpful for arthur's health if he used actual oranges
[1:54:49 AM] Her Fluffiness: he might occationally eat one
[1:55:04 AM] Ecto: lance get really good at walking by arthur and slipping small oranges into his vest pocket
[1:55:20 AM] Ecto: arthur puts his hand in his pocket and just ???????????????????????????
[1:55:30 AM] Cee: he blames Vivi for a month
[1:55:31 AM] Ecto: WHERE ARE THEY COMING FROM
[1:55:54 AM] Her Fluffiness: someday Vivi or Lewis has his vest and like "...why do you have an orange in your pocket?"
[1:56:03 AM] Her Fluffiness: "I DON'T KNOW I THOUGHT YOU PUT IT THERE"
[1:56:10 AM] Cee: “YOU TELL ME"
[1:57:12 AM] Ecto: save him from the citrus
[1:57:15 AM] Cee: is now craving oranges
[1:57:22 AM] Ecto: and they dont even suspect lance
[1:57:46 AM] Cee: not once
[1:57:58 AM] Cee: he makes the occasional pun about it but it flies over their heads
[1:58:03 AM] Her Fluffiness: or maybe he's just accepted random pocket oranges so much that one day he's digging around in his pockets, pulls out a crumpled up dollar bill, his wallet, an old tissue, an orange, a small screwdriver he stashed in there a week ago and forgot about...
[1:58:08 AM] Cee: “citrus self down and get back to work kid”
[1:58:17 AM] Her Fluffiness: "...why do you have an orange...?"
[1:58:22 AM] Ecto: omg
[1:58:22 AM] Her Fluffiness: "I dunno"
[1:58:23 AM] Ecto: cee
[1:58:27 AM] Cee: he gets numb to pulling oranges out of his pocket
[1:58:30 AM] Cee: :V
[1:58:30 AM] Her Fluffiness: nice
[1:58:38 AM] Cee: I am so proud
[1:58:48 AM] Ecto: that one was really good omg
[1:58:56 AM] Her Fluffiness: that was beautiful
[1:59:16 AM] Cee: orange you glad I didn’t go with one like this
[1:59:22 AM] Her Fluffiness: ORANGE YOU PROUD OF THA- FUCK
[1:59:36 AM] Cee: HA
[1:59:44 AM] Ecto: arthur and the tale of the pocket oranges
[2:00:06 AM] Cee: if I ever fix anything for Arthur
[2:00:11 AM] Cee: Im gonna toss oranges in his pockets
[2:00:14 AM] Cee: no explanations
[2:00:26 AM] Cee: *fic
[2:00:36 AM] Her Fluffiness: and a raccoon?
[2:00:36 AM] Ecto: lol i was confused for a moment there
[2:00:49 AM] Cee: and a raccoon yes
[2:00:54 AM] Cee: I could FEEL the confusion omg
[2:00:56 AM] Cee: the pause
[2:00:59 AM] Cee: beau
[2:01:11 AM] Her Fluffiness: arthur feeds the raccoon a pocket orange
[2:02:05 AM] Ecto: lance is probably the type of guy who can get away with A LOT of pranks
[2:02:11 AM] Ecto: no one ever thinks its him
[2:02:16 AM] Ecto: best poker face
[2:02:40 AM] Cee: plus if you blamed him there’s always the threat of getting ya teeth kicked in by an ex pro wrestler
[2:03:50 AM] Her Fluffiness: everyone thinks it's arthur or vivi when there's pranks
[2:03:54 AM] Her Fluffiness: maybe lew's little sisters
[2:03:59 AM] Her Fluffiness: they seem the most suspicious
[2:04:21 AM] Ecto: they all probably do, but they cant leep a straight face
[2:04:29 AM] Ecto: or in vivis case she wants credit
[2:04:38 AM] Ecto: IT WAS ME
[2:04:41 AM] Cee: they’re the types who giggle when they’re nervous so even when they didn’t do it they’re automatically suspect
[2:04:56 AM] Ecto: lol def arthur
[2:05:30 AM] Ecto: "what no it wasnt me /giggle"
[2:05:37 AM] Ecto: actually wasnt him
[2:05:55 AM] Cee: gets him in so much trouble so often
[2:07:51 AM] Her Fluffiness: hey if it's a good prank how could you not laugh
[2:08:18 AM] Her Fluffiness: spontaneously appearing pocket oranges being the most normal thing in his life
[2:08:34 AM] Cee: these are the kind of head canons Im here for
[2:08:51 AM] Ecto: lol
[2:09:08 AM] Ecto: his orange vest summons oranges
[2:09:12 AM | Edited 2:09:18 AM] Ecto: go home to father
[2:09:22 AM] Cee: t h e y s w a r m
[2:10:11 AM] Her Fluffiness: he's got a metal arm, vivi's practicing witchcraft at the breakfast table while sneaking bacon, which by the way was cooked with Lewis the ghost's supernatural fire, to their talking dog that's not a dog,
[2:10:33 AM] Ecto: sudden pocket orange
[2:10:51 AM] Her Fluffiness: just pulls out an orange to have with his breakfast
[2:11:13 AM] Ecto: "why was that in your pocket"
"no idea"
[2:11:37 AM] Her Fluffiness: or just a casual "dunno"
[2:13:10 AM] Ecto: this is his life. its very citrusy
[2:13:31 AM] Cee: Lance walks through reading a newspaper and eating an orange
[2:13:34 AM] Cee: “mornin’”
[2:13:41 AM] Cee: nobody notices
[2:13:46 AM] Ecto: lol
[2:13:54 AM] Ecto: lance isnt even trying to hide it anymore
[2:14:10 AM] Cee: at this point he’s trying to get them to notice
[2:14:15 AM] Her Fluffiness: trying to see just how obvious he can make it before they catch on
[2:15:02 AM] Cee: it gets to a point where he just outright tells them
[2:15:07 AM] Cee: and they still don’t believe him
[2:15:18 AM] Her Fluffiness: arthur's just so used to weird shit he's assumed his vest is enchanted
[2:15:26 AM] Ecto: lol
[2:15:44 AM] Her Fluffiness: "what in this house isn't anymore??" "whaaaat I don't enchant EVERYTHING" the toast pops up and it's got the news printed on it or something
[2:16:24 AM] Cee: a casual “huh Greece is at it again”
[2:16:27 AM] Cee: “VIVI"
[2:16:33 AM] Ecto: / munch
[2:16:46 AM | Edited 2:17:16 AM] Cee: “oh sorry did you want to read that”
[2:17:52 AM] Ecto: arthur probably just always smells of oranges
[2:18:00 AM] Ecto: vivi thinks its cute
[2:18:09 AM] Cee: they assumed it was cologne
[2:18:17 AM] Cee: he just doesn’t even notice
[2:18:34 AM] Ecto: hes numb to oranges
[2:19:30 AM] Cee: I just like the idea of him sorting through his pockets and that’s become so usual that he doesn’t even blink when he pulls one out with everything
[2:19:39 AM] Cee: that was a good one kitten
[2:21:01 AM] Ecto: people start assuming that he REALLY loves oranges
[2:21:12 AM] Ecto: starts getting him orange flavored things
[2:21:20 AM] Her Fluffiness: oh no
[2:21:23 AM] Her Fluffiness: he thinks it's a prank
[2:21:28 AM] Her Fluffiness: gag gifts
[2:21:41 AM] Her Fluffiness: whatever is causing it is increasing
[2:21:49 AM] Ecto: christmas he gets orange colognes and shampoos
[2:22:02 AM] Cee: must be some powerful charm to affect other people around him boy howdy
[2:22:14 AM] Cee: Lance just watches from afar in like total despair
[2:22:16 AM] Cee: “WHY"
[2:22:19 AM] Ecto: lol
[2:22:25 AM] Her Fluffiness: you kiddin, it's hilarious
[2:22:25 AM] Cee: “NOT LIKE THIS"
[2:22:30 AM] Ecto: watches the chaos spread
[2:22:37 AM] Cee: but it’s beyond him now
[2:22:45 AM] Her Fluffiness: it's growing
[2:22:48 AM] Ecto: it has becomes its own creature
[2:22:56 AM] Her Fluffiness: expandnig
[2:23:02 AM] Ecto: someone makes arthur a birthday cake
[2:23:05 AM] Ecto: orange icing
[2:23:23 AM] *** Cee has changed the conversation topic to "Orange you glad we're having this chat" ***
