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Frozen Variations: The Watch Cat

This is a combination of several ideas, all revolving around the Arendelles' crazy number of cats, so if it seems disjointed at all, that's why.  Suggested by @hathor-frozen, and other ideas (and several cat names) provided by @frozenartscapes.

Tagging the rest of the DA!verse group: @beanie2008, @chooseandact, @gemel-dreamer, @habibi18, @kalikoke, @vuelie, @pascaldragon, @raksha-the-demon, @stranger-who-writes-fiction, @ultranos, and @wandering-bard-from-the-id.  (Follow domestic-assassin-au for more DA!verse content.)

"The Watch Cat"

Setting: Domestic Assassin AU (post-reveal) Characters: Anna, Elsa, Kristoff Rating: T (to be safe) Words: 1,030 [Also on FFnet and AO3.]

They say that "home is where the heart is".  In the Arendelle's case, it was more like "home is where the cat sits".  Theirs had to be the only house in the entire neighborhood—heck, the whole city—with a large cat sitting on the roof over the front porch, keeping watch.  As he stood regarding the animal, Kristoff Bjorgman wondered if Elsa trained it to do that, or if perhaps the cat was her familiar.  Maybe it could be called on by the Org for a dangerous mousing mission . . .

The white cat, which stood out clearly against the roof it was sitting on, did keep the neighbors and passersby wondering, and potential solicitors off balance, including Kristoff.  He thought it was strange, and wondered whether the cat would automatically attack someone in uniform—which, considering Elsa's chosen profession and need for secrecy, would make sense.  How did such a big cat got onto the roof to begin with? he wondered.  As he approached the house, the cat did not move from its perch, simply continuing to stare.  Must just be for the intimidation factor.

Glancing one last time at the feline sentinel, he walked up the porch steps and rang the bell.

"Who is it?" came Anna's voice from inside.

"It's Kristoff."

"Oh, Kristoff, hi!  Come on in, it's open."

"Really, Anna?  Isn't that kind of risky?"  He stepped inside, quickly shut the door behind him, then scanned the floor in front of him.  Sure enough, he found a cat there.

When he and Anna had started dating, she had gone over the rules of the house.  Rule Number One was "don't disturb Elsa when she's in her room", and Rule Number Two was "do not leave caffeinated beverages unattended".  But Rule Number Three was "always watch your step when entering a room".  The fluffy black and gray cat currently in his way, spread almost full-length across the entryway, promptly rolled onto its back, perhaps inviting him to rub its belly.

"You'd better not," Anna said.  "Lucifer has a bit of a temper."

Kristoff wisely decided to follow her advice, and followed her voice to the living room.  Anna was sitting in a recliner, reading a magazine (Nurse Fashion), with a small white cat perched on the back of the chair, seemingly reading over her shoulder.

"You can relax, you know," she said.  "If any suspicious people showed up at our house, Marshmallow would raise such a commotion out there, we would know well in advance."

"So I'm not suspicious, huh?" Kristoff said wryly, indicating his uniform.

"Nooo.  Anyone else wearing that uniform would probably show up in numbers, ready for a fight."

"Right."  He pointed at the cat on her chair.  "Is that cat, uh . . ."

"Reading? Ha!"  She set her magazine down on the coffee table, and turned to give the cat a scratch under the chin.  "I haven't met a cat who could read or spell, but Olaf here sure does try."  She gave him a quizzical look.  "So, what's up?  Working the beat get boring, or something?"

"I worry about you," he replied.  She gave a little smirk, and he felt himself blushing.  "With all the effort by the force to find and capture the dreaded Ice Queen, I want to make sure that you two are okay."

She laughed.  "Did you do air quotes just now?"

"Well, she isn't dreadful once you get to know her.  More like a crazy cat lady."

"Crazy, huh?"  She hopped out of her chair, somehow not disturbing Olaf from his perch.  "C'mere, let me show you something."

Kristoff followed her upstairs, wondering where she was taking him.  Anna knocked softly on one of the doors, and opened it.

Elsa was actually awake, for a change.  As often happened when she was at home (or so Anna claimed), Elsa had a handful of cats for company.  There was a small one perched on her head, and several others lounging around the room.  Yet another was currently engaged in a game with Elsa, where it would half hide under the covers; Elsa would pat its little paw, or boop its nose, and the cat would retreat into its little cocoon, before mewling and poking its head out again.

"Hi, Elsa!" Anna said cheerfully.

"Hey."

"Kristoff came by to check on us."

Elsa seemed to notice him for the first time, and flinched before regaining her composure.  "Oh, hi.  Marsh let you in?"

"Uh, yeah," Kristoff said.  "He sure looked at me funny, though."

"You know, that cat is smart enough, I think I could teach it to snipe—"

"ELSA!"

"What?"  Elsa gave Anna an innocent look.  "I wouldn't let him shoot the fine Officer Bjorgman, here—"

"Elsa, no."

Elsa harrumphed.  "Oh, fine.  At least Marsh can tell friend from foe."

"Elsa, the last time your friend Ruth came to cat-sit, she claimed that he growled at her."

"Well, Ruth is a bit of an odd case."

"I know, right?  She's at least as crazy as the cats."

"But she's a good shot.  Anyway, I think—"

"Well, ladies," Kristoff interrupted, "I think you're both doing well.  I'd best get back to my route."

Anna looked disappointed, but said, "Oh, okay.  See you later?"

"Sure."

Back downstairs, Kristoff headed for the front door, noting that Olaf was still on the chair back, but was now sprawled hanging over the back of it.  Stepping carefully over Lucifer (who gave him a dirty look), he went back outside, and turned to regard the currently silent roof guardian.

Nah, not strange at all, he thought.

"Why do you suppose he left so suddenly?" Elsa wondered.

"Probably weirded out by the crazy cat lady and her sniping cat talk."

"Oh, come on," Elsa whined.  "Marsh is big enough.  There are plenty of obnoxious birds around, and I have a rifle just the right size—"

"For the last time, no."

"You are no fun at all, you know that?"

Anna sighed.  "At least I make sense.  This house has room for only one dorky assassin."  She winced, and muttered, "Can't believe I just said that . . ."

"Meanie."

"Oh, hush.  Mittens is waiting for another boop."

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Frozen Variations: Ice Knowing You

This was originally submitted by @frenzy5150 in early January as a "made-up fic title" prompt, and I wound up writing a whole fic for it, since I THOUGHT I had the time/inspiration/energy to do it.  (As you can tell, I underestimated that somewhat. 😅)

I decided that the Domestic Assassin AU would work best for the prompt, since the titular phrase seemed like just the sort of punny thing Elsa might say.

Tagging the usual DA!verse people: @beanie2008 @chooseandact @habibi18 @hathor-frozen @kalikoke @makingtodayaperfectday @frozenartscapes @pascaldragon @raksha-the-demon @stranger-who-writes-fiction and @ultranos.  (Let me know if you want to be tagged; I'm still hesitant to crosspost actual fics to domestic-assassin-au.)

"Ice Knowing You"

Setting: Domestic Assassin AU (post-reveal) Characters: Elsa, Kristoff Rating: T (to be safe) Words: 1,066 [Also on FFnet.]

Kristoff Bjorgman knew that he would find himself in many dangerous or unusual situations working in the police force.  Putting on a show for the rest of his his squad that looked good enough, but still allowed the criminal to get away, was far from what he would have expected.

"Look, in that alley—the Ice Queen!" one of the other officers hissed over the radio.

He had obviously spotted what Kristoff now saw, lurking in the shadows—a small blonde haired figure in a dark jumpsuit, carrying a sniper rifle.  It was, indeed, the "domestic assassin" that had eluded the police time and time again.  She was also his girlfriend's sister, who he had sworn to protect, and that presented a problem.

"Hold your fire!" he snapped.  "We can't let her get away, but we're to take her alive."  He drew his own weapon.  "Understand?"

"Yes, sir!"

Outside of the shadowy Org, Elsa Arendelle's powers of ice and snow were known to only a few.  To the majority of the police force, they were just rumor, and what gave her the nickname of "Ice Queen".  What they said really made her dangerous, though, was that she was a very competent fighter, both with firearms and hand-to-hand combat.

Kristoff hoped like hell that Elsa really was as good a fighter as she claimed to be, or he would have a lot of explaining to do to Anna.  He approached the alley, and shouted, "Ice Queen, halt!"

Elsa looked up, seemingly startled, and started to back away.

"Don't move!  Surrender, in the name of the law, or we will have to use force!"  He looked her square in the eye, then, and gave her a wink that he hoped no one else saw.

She smirked.  Planting one foot firmly on the ground in front of her, she took a fighting stance and called, "Come and get me, then, if you dare!"

"Move in!" Kristoff shouted, and charged, quickly glancing to ensure his men did the same.

The first officer went down right away, slipping on the almost invisible ice that was now on the ground.  The next two officers were more wary, but still had great difficulty keeping their footing.  Kristoff very nearly fell himself, but he'd had the foresight long ago, shortly after meeting Elsa, to invest in the very best traction footwear.

He smiled grimly.  Even those who saw Elsa's magic in person didn't believe it—the icy trick she had pulled here, subtly stamping her foot, could be explained away by her somehow splashing water on the ground without them noticing.  Which then iced over.  On a warm evening, in July.  Right.

Sgt. Wesel, though—he believed the rumors.  Kristoff didn't dare tell him that it really was "sorcery" that she possessed, or he would risk revealing his association with Elsa, and put both of the Arendelle sisters in jeopardy.  To say nothing of losing his job and probably going to prison himself, for aiding and abetting, obstruction of justice . . .

He shook the unpleasant thoughts away.  Right now, he had to focus on getting to Elsa, and then somehow getting both of them out of this.  He stood his ground, waiting for his squad to pick themselves up. 

Elsa, meanwhile, had jumped onto a dumpster, and was watching the comedic display with thinly veiled amusement.  "Are you boys sure that you can catch me?" she said.

"We can try!" one of the officers shot back, hastily charging her again, and again faceplanting for his trouble.

"We have to stop her!" another shouted after watching his friend go down.  The second officer stood as best as he was able, took aim with his handgun, and fired.

He had aimed low—probably for the knees—but Kristoff hadn't given any order to open fire.  "Hold your . . . fire . . ."  He trailed off at the sight of Elsa completely unharmed, as if the bullet had never even reached her.

There were murmurs of "What the hell?" and "Did she dodge it?"  The officer responsible for firing the first shot looked baffled for a moment, then let out a wordless yell and proceeded to empty his clip in Elsa's direction.  Kristoff watched closely as some unseen . . . something slowed the bullets in midair, causing them to fall short of their intended target.

Now the murmurs changed to cries of "Retreat!" and "Run away!", the other officers turning and running away, apparently scared out of their minds.  Now Kristoff was left to face Elsa alone.

"The Weasel isn't going to like this . . ." Kristoff muttered, turning his radio off and walking towards the alley.  He felt an unnatural bite to the air as he neared her.

"He'll probably be madder at them for chickening out," she replied, swinging down off of the dumpster.

"Uh, Elsa?  How did you, uh . . ."

Elsa waved a hand dismissively, and he heard a quiet tinkling sound behind him, as a large number of icy somethings hit the pavement.  "Tiny bits of magic ice floating in the air.  Almost invisible to the naked eye, and too small to make much of a sound when hit.  Can't afford to let them see me conjuring up anything, so this is a bit more subtle."

"Is this what you do all the time?  For a living?"

"When I'm not sniping someone from a tree or a rooftop?"  She shrugged.  "Yeah, sometimes.  It's not always practical, though, and it's not always easy to conceal magical ice."  She looked at him then, still standing with his handgun at the ready.  "Shouldn't you put that away?"

"I have a secret to protect, too, you know," Kristoff answered, "and I have to make it look like I'm still trying to do my job.  In case any of them come back.  You know, with reinforcements."

"Sure."  She was silent for a moment, then said, "Well, I wouldn't want to disappoint them.  And I can't exactly have you following me."

"Wait, Elsa, what are you—aah!!"  Elsa thrust her hands forward, and suddenly Kristoff was surrounded up to his chest in solid ice.  "Elsa, wait, I'll freeze!"

"Oh, you'll be fine, Kristoff.  It'll melt fairly soon."

"How soon??"

"An hour or so."  She smirked at the horror on his face.  "'Ice knowing you, Officer!"  With that, she collected her rifle and gear, and ran.

I bet she's been waiting all year to make that pun, he thought ruefully.

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Frozen Variations: Mistletoe

Happy birthday, @couragedontdesertme! 😊  This is my VERY late entry for Twelve Days of Elsarik 2016, and the very unimaginative title is the prompt I used. 😅  I have absolutely no idea if I have the characterization of the Shards kids right, but I tried.  (It's because I've been neglecting my reading.)

Tagging the rest of the crew of the dinghy SS Elsarik: @frozenprocedural @frozenwinxqueen @hathor-frozen @makingtodayaperfectday @ravenclaw-geek394 @theonetheonlyanak and @xzeihoranth.  (Trish, feel free to pass this along to our friend—I'm sure she'd be delighted.)

"Mistletoe"

Setting: Shardsverse (alternate canon) Characters: Elsa, OC(s) (Searlait's) Pairings: Elsarik Rating: K+ Words: 1,151 [Also on FFnet.]

It started with an encounter outside her study, a couple of days before Yule Day.

Elsa had decided to take a break from her never-ending paperwork, and go spend some time with her children.  But she hadn't taken two steps out the door before she realized that Alarik was standing there.  Before she could ask him why, he took her in his arms and kissed her.

"What was that for?" she asked, breathless. "A belated birthday gift?"

He smiled, and said, "Oh, just because you're beautiful, darling."

"Thank you, Alarik, that's very sweet of you," she replied, puzzled by his coyness.

She had a similar experience the following day, in the hallway outside the Council chamber.  She could feel every eye on them as he spun her around and dipped her.

"You know," she said, when she got her breath back, "this is unusual behavior for you."

"Do I need an excuse to kiss my wife?"

"When there are a half dozen or more councilmen watching?  Maybe."

"I'm sorry, darling," he said, letting her go.  "I didn't mean to embarrass you."

"Don't worry about it," she said quickly.  "Just . . . maybe with fewer people around?"

"As you wish," he said, bowing mock-politely.  Elsa covered a giggle with her hand.

Sometime later that day, she encountered Anna.  Her sister was all energy, as usual, running around the castle putting up Yule Day decorations.

"You look like you're having a good day," Anna commented.

Elsa knew her sister very well, and did not miss the slight smirk on her face.  "Did you have something to do with Alarik's, uh . . . sudden forwardness?"

"Who, me?"  Anna wore the most innocent face in all of Arendelle.  "I would never."

"All right, Anna," Elsa said, looking her squarely in the eye.  "But I am going to get to the bottom of this."  She grinned, and added, "Even if I have to subject someone to tickle torture."

Anna looked horrified.  "You wouldn't."

"Oh, but I would," she replied, and walked away, leaving her sister sweating.

She found Alarik in his laboratory, fussing over a pile of manuscripts.  As she expected, the moment he saw her enter, he leaped up and crashed into her, face first.

When they broke for air, she asked, "Has Anna talked to you recently?"

Alarik's face went blank.  "No more than usual.  Why?"

"Oh, no reason."  Obviously, Alarik knew something.

Alarik could sense that she didn't believe him, apparently, because he suddenly said, "Jenny wanted to do some decorating the other day.  She said she had some things to hang up, so I helped her reach."

"Well, I'm glad she's getting into the holiday spirit," Elsa replied, understanding beginning to dawn.  "And, um, where did she say she got these things?"

Alarik looked rather sheepish.  ". . . Anna."

"I see . . ."  Glancing above the door of the laboratory, she found the last piece of the puzzle.  There, hanging where anyone who knew it was there would see it, was a sprig of mistletoe.

Why, that sneaky little . . .!  Anna had obviously engineered this so that she could deny putting the mistletoe up—which was technically true—and so that Alarik would know exactly where they were.

With a wave of her hand, she made a little gust of icy wind deposit the plant in her palm.  "Let's go talk to Jenny," she said cheerfully.

Alarik paled.  "You're not going to punish her, surely?"

"No, no, of course not," Elsa assured him.  "I am going to teach her something, though."

On their way to the nursery, the pair found Anna, still in decorating overdrive.

"Anna," Elsa said, "when you're done with that, do you think you could join us in the nursery?"

She saw a flicker of unease cross Anna's face, but just as quickly it was gone.  "Yeah, sure."

When they arrived in the nursery, Anna's daughter Neta was there, keeping an eye on her young cousins, Jenny and Dag.  Dag was on the floor, playing with toys, and Jenny was absorbed in a book.

Elsa sighed; her children were almost the same ages that she and Anna had been on that night so long ago, when everything changed for them.

"Aunt Elsa," Neta greeted.  "Uncle Alarik.  What brings you both here?"

"I came to speak with Jenny," Elsa replied, "but you can stay, if you want."

"Mama, is something wrong?" Jenny asked, looking up from her reading.

"No, nothing's wrong."  Elsa knelt down in front of her daughter.  "I just wanted to ask you some things.  Were you helping Papa decorate a few days ago?"

"Yes."

"Is it true that Aunt Anna gave you some things to put up?"

"Yes."

"Did they look like this?"  She produced the sprig of mistletoe she'd taken down.

"Mistletoe, yes."

"And do you know what mistletoe is for?"

"It's . . . um . . . a decorative . . ." She trailed off, blushing.

"Go on, tell her, Jenny," Neta said, grinning.

"People . . . kiss under it." Jenny finished, staring down at her book.

"That's right," Elsa said.  "And because he helped you, your papa knows where each of them is."  She winked at Alarik, and he chuckled.

Jenny tucked back a loose lock of auburn hair, looking nervous.  "Am I in trouble?"

"Of course not, little one," Elsa said.  "You told me the truth, so I won't have to tickle you."  Jenny breathed a sigh of relief.  "However, I do need to teach you what happens when someone plays a prank on your mama."

She said it in a semi-severe tone, not stern enough to frighten Jenny, but enough for Anna to come bursting through the door.  "Elsa, wait—"

Without turning around, Elsa waved a hand at her sister, causing a miniature snowdrift to fall right on top of her.

"AAAH!" Anna shrieked.  "Cold, cold, cold!!"  Dag laughed, and Neta and Jenny were both fighting back giggles.

"That's for pranking the Queen of Arendelle," Elsa told her.  "And for fibbing, and listening at doors."

"I would have preferred the tickle torture," Anna said, brushing snow off of herself.

"That's for the children," she replied.  She put on an exaggerated grim tone of voice.  "For my sister, I show no mercy."

"Aw."  Anna looked at Jenny, then at Alarik, and said, "Which one of you spoiled the plan?"

"Don't blame them, Anna.  I figured it out on my own."  It was only partly true, but she didn't want her sister to be upset with Alarik.

Anna huffed, and sat in a chair, dejected.  "Did you at least enjoy it?"

Elsa looked at Alarik, smiled, and held the mistletoe up over her head.  Alarik grinned, took her free hand in his, and bent down to kiss her.

When Elsa opened her eyes, she looked at her family.  Jenny and Dag were both making  faces, Neta was smiling, and Anna looked insufferably pleased.

"What was that earlier, about people watching?" Alarik murmured.

Elsa shrugged.  "They're family, and technically, they asked for it."

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Made-up fic title: "Ice Knowing You"

(send me a made-up fic title and i’ll tell you what i would write to go with it)

This could work in canonverse if I really put my mind to it, but Domestic Assassin AU is what came to mind first.  It also turned out to be over 1000 words long, so I’m going to post it separately.  Hope you don’t mind. 😅

Here’s the synopsis:  Police officer Kristoff and his squad encounter the infamous Ice Queen, aka the “domestic assassin”, while out on patrol.  Because Kristoff has already been let in on Elsa’s identity, and has promised Anna not to turn her in, he is forced to put on a show for his squad—make it look like he actually tried to apprehend her, but still allowing her to get away.

The fic will be queued to post right after this. 😉

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Got these up on AO3, too!  This is a collection of the AU and Alternate Canon stories I’ve written for Frozen.  The stories included (so far) are:

Dazed and Confused | T, Domestic Assassin AU, Snow Sisters, 410 words

An Unexpected Discovery | T, Domestic Assassin AU, Ice Bros / Kristanna, 1,705 words

Fluff for Brains | K, Domestic Assassin AU, Snow Sisters, 345 words

A Bite Too Much | T, Domestic Assassin AU, Snow Sisters / Ice Bros / Kristanna, 1,444 words

Lock and Key | T, Domestic Assassin AU, Snow Sisters / Kristanna, 3,225 words (3 ch., WIP)

Bus Stop | K, Heiress AU, Kristanna, 675 words (1 ch., WIP)

Silence of Midnight | K, Shardsverse AC, Elsarik, 587 words

Ice Knowing You | T, Domestic Assassin AU, Ice Bros, 1,066 words

Mistletoe | K, Shardsverse AC, Elsarik / Snow Sisters, 1,151 words

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Frozen Variations: Lock and Key (Part 3)

I love unannounced fic updates, don't you? 😅  Now when was it I posted Part 2?  Last August??  *shakes head sadly*  So sorry, guys!  Here follows Part 3, in which Anna goes on the offensive in the impromptu Nerf war with Elsa.

There will probably be just one more Part, to conclude this story; I just need time and motivation to finish it.  I decided very late, on this last night of the year, to post this, just so I can say I wrote more than 4 fics in 2017.  (It has been nearly finished since the beginning of November, but I needed to rewrite the last section, and only got around to it now. 😅)

Tagging the DA!verse gang: @beanie2008, @chooseandact, @frozenartscapes, @gemel-dreamer, @habibi18, @hathor-frozen, @kalikoke, @makingtodayaperfectday, @pascaldragon, @raksha-the-demon, @stranger-who-writes-fiction, @ultranos, and @wandering-bard-from-the-id.  (A reblog to the official domestic-assassin-au blog will undoubtedly follow.)

"Lock and Key (Part 3)"

Setting: Domestic Assassin AU (post-reveal) Characters: Anna, Elsa, Kristoff, Tadashi Rating: T (to be safe) Words: 1,213 [Also on FFnet.]

Elsa ducked back behind the stairs, then when Anna came into view again, she squeezed off another shot.  The foam dart hit her sister in the backside, making her yelp.

"Elsa, stoppit!" she heard Anna yell.

"I'll stop when you tell me where the key is!"

"No way!"

"Now, be reasonable, Anna," she said as she loaded another dart, "you're hopelessly outmatched.  I have more than enough of these."

"You'll run out eventually, if I keep picking them up."

Not before I pelt you into submission, she thought.  "Nonsense.  Besides, you'll make yourself a target if you do that."

"Then I'll just have to fight back, won't I?"

Elsa laughed, and fired.  "With what, Anna?"

"Ack!  I'll . . . I'll think of something!"

She couldn't imagine what Anna had in mind; the only supply of foam dart weapons in the house was the chest in her bedroom.  So the only way she could get one would be if she got past her up the stairs, or if she had help.

Checking to make sure her backup weapon was secure, she remained crouched beside the stairs, and loaded another dart.  Just then, she heard a brief jingle, like that of a small bell.  One of the cats?  No, wait, our cats don't have bells on their collars . . .!

"Lucyyyy!" she heard Anna call.  Something bounced toward her, making a jingle each time it hit the floor.  The little plastic cat toy bounced off her foot, and that was all the warning she had before a streak of black and gray flew right at her.

"Eeyah!" she cried as Lucifer bowled right into her, darting between her legs and knocking her off balance in his pursuit of the ball.  She picked herself up, then realized that, in the confusion, she had dropped her dart gun.  It was only a few feet away from her, but she couldn't get to it before her sister raced into the room and snatched it off the floor.

"See?  All I needed was a distraction," Anna said, smirking and leveling the dart gun down at her.

Never one to be defeated so easily, Elsa stuck her foot out and swept Anna's legs out from under her.  It failed to make her sister drop the dart gun, but she did land in a heap on the floor.

"Owww."  Rubbing her bottom, Anna threw her a withering glare.  "Where'd you learn to do that?"

Elsa pulled out her backup dart gun and got to her feet.  "What, you don't think basic martial arts was part of my Org training?"

"You, a martial artist?  Ha!"  Anna picked herself up, and did not appear to be the least bit surprised that Elsa had recovered already.

"There you go, accusing me of being clumsy again," she remarked.  "I wouldn't be able to do my job half as well if I wasn't able to maintain some grace under pressure."

"If you say so."

Suddenly, Elsa felt something hit her ankle.  It didn't hurt (she'd had much worse on the job), but it did make her look down.  The second she did, Anna rushed right at her, pushing her out of the way and running up the stairs.

"Hey!" she shouted, picking up and stuffing the offending foam dart in her pocket before darting upstairs after her sister.  Apparently, Anna had already accumulated a stock of darts from downstairs, for another one came sailing down at her.  It missed her by a few inches, and Elsa briefly wondered if she should teach Anna to improve her aim.

Reaching the top of the stairs, she saw that her bedroom door was open.  Anna had made a beeline for the foam weapons cache, blast her!  Sure enough, the moment she poked her head in the door, a stupidly large foam missile came flying at her.  Ducking out of the way, Elsa hid out of sight, muttering to herself.  Anna is enjoying this way too much . . .

There was a clattering of plastic—Anna pulling out more weapons, no doubt—then silence.  A loud THUD!, some inventive cursing from Anna, some more, fainter clattering and thumping, then silence again.

When no further sounds came from the room, Elsa decided to risk poking her head in again.  What she discovered made her groan in frustration: Anna had taken a sizable number of weapons from the chest, opened the window, and jumped out onto the roof with her plunder.  That explains the cursing, she thought.  Anna had a ways to go to match Elsa's skills at roof parkour and climbing in and out of windows.

She was a bit worried about Anna's safety; the only safe way down from the roof was the fence, and even that jump was difficult, especially when you happen to be carrying things.  Going over to the window, she looked out, and was baffled when she saw no sign of Anna.  She then noticed the Arendal Police squad car parked on the street nearby, and remembered Anna saying that she'd brought backup.

Anna thought this out pretty well, she thought, admiring her sister's foresight.  Not actually carrying the key, using the cats as distraction, having friendly backup if she needs it . . . Maybe I should train her . . .  Taking stock of the foam weapons that were left, Elsa prepared to go back downstairs.

"Thanks for the save," Anna said, sitting down on the front porch steps, grateful for a moment to rest.

"Not a problem."  Kristoff shook his head.  "Though if I'd known you were going to be roof-hopping, it might have been better if I had gotten a ladder . . ."

"Relax, it was a trust exercise."  Anna looked him in the eyes then.  "And I trust you."

Kristoff blushed a little, rubbing the back of his head.  "Yeah, well, I should probably get back out of sight.  I don't want to spook your sister."

"Don't bother," Anna replied.  "I already told her that you guys are here."

"Yeah, and besides, I'm pretty sure she's already seen us," came Tadashi's voice from his radio, making him visibly jump before yanking it off his belt.

"Hamada, what did I tell you—wait, what?"  He looked around, as if they were being watched.

"I saw her poke her head out of the upstairs window," Tadashi explained, "and she looked right at me.  She stayed inside, though."

"I doubt she wants to give us any trouble," Kristoff replied.  "We can handle her if she gets out.  Until then, continue radio silence."  He turned back to Anna.  "We can handle it, right?"

"Of course."  She hopped up, and studied her hoard of plastic weaponry.  "As long as she sticks with foam weapons, and not ice powers, or worse, we should be fine."

"You are taking a risk, though," Kristoff said, "telling her that we're here—"

"Relax," Anna said soothingly, waving a hand.  "She has no reason to suspect you're in on this."

"And if she does, and escapes . . .?"

Anna shrugged, remembering Kristoff telling her of his encounter with Elsa while on patrol.  "Then you'll probably be doing time as a Kris-sicle again."

"Thanks, Anna, that's really comforting," Kristoff said, heading back for the squad car.  "Good luck!"

"Thanks!"  Anna selected what she hoped was a semi-automatic foam rifle, and opened the front door to face her sister.

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Frozen Variations: Silence of Midnight

Here is my contribution for the third anniversary of Frozen: an Elsarik drabble!  I had this headcanon several months ago, and sent it to @couragedontdesertme, but only now did I write it out into something a bit longer.  It is unfortunately very short, but this is the first time I've seriously attempted to write Searlait's OC Alarik Geatland.  That said, feedback is appreciated! 😊

Who to tag, hmm . . . I think @couragedontdesertme @frozenprocedural @frozenwinxqueen @hathor-frozen @puppypotstickers @ravenclaw-geek394 @theonetheonlyanak and @xzeihoranth should cover it?  (Trish, please pass this along to Emily—I'd like her feedback too, if possible.)

"Silence of Midnight"

Setting: Shardsverse (alternate canon) Characters: Elsa, OC (Searlait's) Pairings: Elsarik Rating: K+ Words: 587 [Also on FFnet.]

Alarik returned his pen to its stand, very nearly upsetting the bottle of ink nearby.  He hastily stoppered it; these were very important papers on Shards cell research, after all, and his distress from a spill on one of them could wake the whole castle.

He sighed, glancing at the clock over the fireplace, which burned low at this late hour.  It was just past midnight; Anna's family and his own children would have long since gone to bed.  Normally, by the time he got to bed, Elsa would be there already, and would often express her disapproval of his late hours when he awoke.

Tonight, though, Alarik was too tired to stay in the lab late, and decided that his work could wait until morning.  Since his wife was undoubtedly still awake, he figured he could spend some time with her before bed, even if it was just keeping her company.

Closing the door behind him, he observed the silence of the castle hallways as he walked towards the grand staircase.  The only other people around to notice, of course, were the guards, who paid the Prince Consort little mind when he passed by them.  Alarik figured that they were probably used to his odd hours.

It was equally silent when he reached the Queen's study.  Normally, there were the occasional sounds of rustling parchment, or the clink of a pen in the ink bottle.  Tonight, there was nothing.  Alarik had considered checking in on Jenny and Dag before visiting Elsa, but the silence worried him.  He knocked on the door, and when no answer came, he opened it and stuck his head in.

The source of the silence, to his relief, was snoring softly at the desk, with her head resting on one arm.  Even after a long day, she was still beautiful.

"Oh, darling," Alarik chided gently, though Elsa probably couldn't hear him.  He walked to the desk, and stoppered her ink bottle, knowing that these papers were probably much more important than his own.  Placing her abandoned pen in its stand, he decided that he would try to carry her to bed.

For a moment, he hesitated, knowing that she did not always desire physical contact, even with him.  Brushing a hand on one of hers, he smiled at the warmth there, and knew that she was content.

Picking her up was a challenge, not because she was heavy, but because he wasn't really good at this sort of thing.  He finally managed to get one arm under her knees and the other supporting the rest of her, and gently lifted her from the chair.

His actions did not go entirely unnoticed.  "No . . . wanna finish," Elsa mumbled sleepily into his chest.

"Darling, you're exhausted.  You need to get some sleep."

"But . . . but . . ."

"Shhh," he whispered, and her sleepy protests eventually subsided.  Making his way to the stairs again, he was suddenly grateful that Elsa was not wearing an ice dress, because that would have made his task all the more difficult.

When they arrived at the family wing, Alarik managed to get a hand free to open the door to their quarters.  The only other sound in the hall was what he guessed was his sister-in-law's snoring.

Laying Elsa gently into their bed, he pulled the covers over her, then bent down and placed a soft kiss on her cheek.  "Sweet dreams, min älskling," he murmured.  As he turned to dress for bed himself, he thought he saw a smile touch her lips.

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Frozen Variations: Bus Stop

What's this?  An unannounced, non-DA!verse Frozen AU fic? :P  I'm taking a break from "Lock and Key" for a while since, except for this weekend, I lack the time and energy to write a lengthy chapter (school stuff, and all that).  And then last night, thinking about Kristanna Week, I had a sudden burst of inspiration for one of the fics on my to-write list.

I'm not 100% sure about the specifics of this modern AU: Anna and Elsa are orphans who inherit their parents' fortune and manor house.  Anna is as free-spirited as in the canon!verse, while Elsa is more reclusive, focusing on her studies or something.  Kristoff is just an ordinary guy who suddenly wanders into Anna's life on a rainy day.

The premise and title of the fic were mostly inspired by the song "Bus Stop", by The Hollies (1966).  Some inspiration for the fic may have come from last October's KA Week prompt "Rain", which is when I added it to my list.  It doesn't really fit with any of this year's prompts, though "I don't take people places" may come close.

Due to the aforementioned reasons, this is pretty short.  However, if I get at least as many nice comments as I did on my last KA fic, I may be persuaded to try continuing it—time permitting, of course.

Not sure who I should tag, hmm... How about @bulda, @frenzy5150, @jenniferjuni-per, @jessica988, @karis-the-fangirl, @kristannacenterstage, @lukin08, @upthenorthmountain, and @whitefeather79?  Can't remember everyone. 😅

"Bus Stop"

Setting: Modern AU Characters: Anna, Kristoff Pairings: Kristanna Rating: K+ Words: 675 [Also on FFnet.]

Anna hated waiting for the bus.

Well, maybe not hate, exactly, but it wasn't fun.  Often it was because there was no one else at her stop to talk to. 

That was why she liked riding the bus instead of driving—there were so many people to talk to, and even if some of them ignored her, there was always one or two who would listen politely while she rambled about whatever was on her mind.

But the main reason today that waiting for the bus was not fun was that it was raining.  And Anna, in her haste to catch her usual bus, had left her umbrella at home.

So here she stood, getting more soaked by the minute in her rather useless hoodie.  She wondered how long it would be until the bus arrived; because it was raining, she didn't want to risk getting her phone wet to check the time.

Then, just as she was considering returning home to fetch her umbrella, the rain suddenly stopped.  Or, at least, it stopped for about a foot around her, and continued coming down everywhere else.

Looking up, she saw an umbrella over her head.  Her eyes followed the umbrella down the pole to the handle, and all the way up the muscular arm to to face of her rescuer, a blond man maybe a little older than she.

"Hi," he said, wiping rainwater from his face.  "You looked like you could use an umbrella."

"Uh . . . hi!"  Anna struggled for words; he wasn't particularly handsome, but he was at least a head taller than her, with broad shoulders.  "Yeah, I kind of left mine at home.  Thank you!"

"No problem, Miss . . .?"

"Aren . . . Anna Aren."

"Kristoff Bjorgman," the man said, offerend his hand, which she shook politely.  Then he frowned.  "Wait . . . not the Arendelle Arens?"

"Uh . . . yeah?"  The Arens were well-known locally as somewhat well off, if not filthy rich.  Most of this publicity came from the tragic accident that claimed her parents a few years back, and she and her sister Elsa inheriting their house and fortune.

Kristoff raised an eyebrow.  "Why in the world are you riding the bus?"  She frowned, and he quickly added, "I mean, surely you have a car or chauffeur?"

"I ride the bus to meet people," she said simply.  "But there's usually no one to talk to until I'm actually on the bus."

"Well, Miss Aren, I'd be glad to keep you company.  And, uh, keep you dry."

"That's very kind of you," she said, smiling.  "But please, call me Anna."

"Anna," he echoed.  "So, if you don't mind my asking, where are you headed?"

"Oh, just shopping.  I was going to go look at some dresses, since I heard there was a sale, and I need one or two more because I was kind of rough on one of mine.  But I don't know if I can keep them dry all the way home . . ."

"Let me help you out," Kristoff offered.  "It's the least I can do for a pretty girl like you."  He suddenly clapped his hand to his mouth, face turning red, as if he'd just realized what he had said.

Anna felt herself blushing; she was starting to like this fellow more and more.  "I'd like that . . . Kristoff."

When the bus arrived, they boarded and sat on a seat together.  And for once, Anna wasn't disappointed about not talking to the other people on the bus.

Anna shopped around almost all day, Kristoff with his umbrella in tow, and she did find a couple of dresses that she liked.  She even went so far as to ask Kristoff how he thought they looked on her, and was amused when he couldn't come up with anything more than a breathless "great!"

When she boarded the bus once again to take her home, Kristoff was holding her hand.  And Anna thought, as he held her hand all the way home, that the two of them would be seeing a lot more of each other in the future.