#ft fectan

[justfortrolls]

Hiyett, stumbling into the ruins of an old stealth ship he found a while ago: hey how far does your all seeing sight extend again?

Fectan: Are you asking because you tripped on your own shoelaces in the entrance block of your hive and fell flat on your nug?

Hiyett: oh, so, you saw that... :o{

Fectan, trying to be nice: No.

[justfortrolls]

Looking over my trolls and being like "Okay one of your ancestors' just has to be a Guy. You can't all be descended from someone freaky and weird. It's getting embarrassing."

Hiyett: i mean my ancestor was pretty normal all things considered.

Me: Now he's a freaky echo mind ghost. All 'its me boy I'm the PS5 speaking to you in your brain.' Junji Ito's The Long Dream looking ass.

Hiyett: :o{

???ett Fectan: damn.

[justfortrolls]

Hiyett's PeePaw and his two wives that want him dead.

[justfortrolls]

This just in Mr.Fectan wears skin so that people (Hiyett) doesn't freak out seeing him.

[justforclowns]

Things my clown grandpas would be canceled for:

Necronome: Transphobia. His two black crushes are trans men okay someone had to read too much into that and decided he was either a chaser or transphobic

Mr.Fectan: BloodColorism and putting way too much emphasis on family looking like each other and the importance of it. Don't date outside your caste type shit and also the drama when it comes to light he was boning a yellowblood.

Psychall: Perpetuating the idea that hallucinogens can be used to contact the spirit realm or something. Accused of both mystifying drug use and not taking his practice seriously.

Heiloman: Catholic. 'Kids just need discipline not medication'. Threw a kid in a lake that may or may not have had alligators in it.

[justforclowns]

The real tea is that Fectan just prefers guys with deep voices (The Necronom (Geoff Castellucci) ) as opposed to higher pitched ones ( The Heiloman (Ayron Alexander) ).

[justfortrolls]

This Clowednesday we are stressing over an old man's tiddies and all the connected issues such as:

- gender presentation in trolls and if dysphoria exists within the context of a less sexually dimorphic species

- if I should subscribe to the less sexual dimorphism theory in trolls since it has no cannon backing

- ancestor and descendant gender and sex parallels

- is it moral to un-transgender a guy to keep his descendant cis

- how funny it is for a fella in my brain to be protective over something he didn't even want

- how cool it is that a guy ripped his own tits off

- "I want the scars" you wanna be septic is what I'm hearing

- homoerotic wound tending and fretting over and pitying an idiot

- Adding tiddies to a different old man who is still an old man but gives less of a shit about his chest and thinks it's pretty fun actually

- if those two old men should kiss.

- if three old men should kiss.

- my back hurts

[justfortrolls]

Hiyett Fectan: *absolutley fucking something up*

***ett Fectan: Oh brother this guy STINKS

Someone else: yeah-

***ett Fectan: Say that shit again, I dare you, he's trying his best, check yourself.