#fuck dumbledore

[thelucidduchess]

You, a fool: Percy Jackson would beat Harry Potter in a fight

Me, an intellectual: Percy Jackson would help Harry Potter realize he’s been living in a horribly toxic environment that has gaslit him and raised him to die and help him get out of it

[penneinwonderland]

I need more morally grey Harry fic with Hermione being his best friend. Like I love me some Dumbledore bashing, but every fic that bashes Dumbledore ends up bashing Hermione as well, and I don’t want that. Give me dark side Harry and dark side Hermione

[solarisburns]

Have you ever considered that Mary had been Harry's godmother? That even at eighteen she had seen that this war was a death sentence and wanted nothing to do with it. That perhaps the first call Lily made when she found out she was pregnant was to the one person she knew could protect her son and raise him in peace? And of course Mary would have agreed, Lily was her best friend. They all hoped that it would never be needed. But then came the day it was, everything had fallen apart and with tears in her eyes she went to Dumbledore and asked where the fuck her kid was, because that what Harry was now her fucking kid. He told her no, that Harry had needed to go to Petunia who Mary had only heard terrible things about. Of course she would have protested but had no defense when told that was the only way to ensure his safety and the chance at a normal life. Have you ever considered that reason Mary obliviated herself was out of guilt? That after everything all her remaining friends were dead or as good as and she couldn't protect their son?

[bartysgreenstripofhair]

an anagram for "Albus Dumbledore" is "Aroused Dumbbell" and I think that shows how beautiful language is

[redr0sewrites]

i would talk about harry potter on here but no one agrees with my headcanons i fear

[the-star-boi]

I'm case anyone was wondering how I feel about good old dumblefuck,

I think he should

[i-need-of-a-hobby]

dumbledore had no use for anyone who didn't hang on every word he said and there's no better proof than sirius black. sirius was a rebel, and dumbledore knew he would question him, so dumbledore leaves him in an abusive household and lets sirius remain guilty for a crime it was proven he didn't commit. if harry had know sirius, he would have been harder to manipulate. if harry hadnt grown up in an abusive household, he wouldn't have accepted his own death so quickly.

[kind-hufflepuff]

HARRY POTTER

I want BAMF Harry who got emancipated when his name came out of the Goblet of Fire and took his place as the Potter lord. He also does a deep dive and learns more about his family's culture with the help of the Patil twins.