#fuck spring

[mainepdf]

spring is when i can’t go outside for more than five minutes without continuously sneezing and sniffling for the rest of the day

[quackingcrow]

Got bukkaked by a bunch of trees, and now I look high as shit and can't breathe...

[fynnbie]

Fynnbie, how can you hate spring? I'll fucking tell you why.

I stood on a wasp and wasps are like bees so now I'm scared of bees. You know what bees like? Flowers! You know what else likes flowers? Insects! Insects and bugs are basically the same thing and I don't know where manti fit but one hurt me when I was young and I always thought it was a spider so now I'm scared of spiders too! Also, there are bugs out there that could kill me in one touch so who's to say that this one right next to me won't kill me right now in my sleep! Supposedly, ladybugs are poisonous and daddylonglegs are both FLYING AND VENOMOUS! I DO NOT CARE HOW WEAK THEY ARE IF THEY HAVE A 0.00001% CHANCE TO KILL ME AND HAVE MORE THAN 4 LEGS IM GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF THERE! Also, also: if I stand in direct sunlight for 1 minute, my skin feels like it's on fire.

All of this ^ comes out in spring. Just because spring is pretty and that's when my birthday is, it does not mean that it's my favourite season.

I prefer autumn because all the leaves are pretty colours, it's just right for blankets, all the bugs start to fuck off, and the sun sets at good times for me to get sunset pictures!

[arlerts-angel]

allergy season i despise you. LET ME BREATHE

[laneybenes]

Reasons why spring is actually THE WORST:

Daylight Savings time begins again.

Birds. Just being fucking obnoxious at the ass crack of dawn.

Bugs. Mosquitoes, houseflies, wasps, carpenter bees, no thanks.

The weeds overtaking my lawn are in full bloom, which brings me to my last and most important point:

POLLEN. Living in a thick cloud of yellow dust for 2-3 months is not fun- especially when you have allergies.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[fictional-worlds-are-exquisite]

it went over 20 degrees today for probably the first time in months and it really made me realise that literally no part of me is ready for summer

i would like to skip the warm months please

[joan-of-kachow]

Feel like pure shit just want my clear sinuses back x

[scarletlotus182]

There’s so much fucking pollen here guys, I’m gonna die out here. There’s clouds of pollen all down the apartment walkways, its getting caught in all the spiderwebs over the complex. It’s like that scene from the opening of Nausicaa where she’s in the forest with all the toxic spores everwhere