#funeralpolished

[chaeotics]

brooke to rory:     ❝    tell me something happy.    ❞       /       ( @funeralpolished​​ )

blue eyes widen  &   blink thrice .      ❝     something happy,    in this economy ?     you sure know how to pressure a girl.     ❞        she looks over at the present company with her eyebrows raised ,     a small smirk appearing on her lips after a few moments’ pause .   

❝     hm,   let’s see   ...    hitler is dead,   polio is almost eradicated  and                  wow !    I can’t remember  anything else.      the world is really messed up.     ❞

[casuiltes]

jake fitzgerald  ----        my   childhood   tormentor,       turned   prepubescent   creep,       turned   knight   in   shining   armor.       thanks     for     seeing     me    for     the     real     me,     for     speaking     up     when     i     need     it     most,     for     staying     quiet     when     I     ask.     you     finally     got     me.     i     love     you,     boo.        [      insp.    ]

PERSONALS    PLEASE    DO    NOT    INTERACT.      /        @funeralpolished  .

[diniel]

❝     THE ISSUE WITH COLLEGE PARTIES  ,     ❞         says the business student with faux intellect dripping from the tip of his tongue and a red cup in hand  .            (  not beer but whiskey cola  )          ❝     is that half of the people here aren’t even actually attending college  .        they’re just merrily pretending to be someone they’re not for   a bit of attention  .     ❞        dimples pop with the appearance of a smile  ,       its nature of the amusing kind whereas tone of voice has yet to lose     sarcastic sharpness  .         ❝     so sad  ,     isn’t it  ?        anyway  ,     am i talking to a college student or   a fraud right now  ?     ❞

⠀                           ⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⠀       SC.⠀ @funeralpolished​​ ｡

[tithonuscurse]

    ❛ – going to the game this friday? ❜    

▒░ || ❛ @funeralpolished​ | ♡’d.

[leftoverfear]

❛    do  you  mind  leaving  some  of  the  tequila  for  the  rest  of  us?    ❜     //    @funeralpolished

[puckisms-blog]

          the words aren’t welcome. they creep up his lungs & crawl their way through his throat before falling unceremoniously out of his mouth. ‘ who was that guy ? ‘ they’re not OFFICIAL, haven’t had that conversation yet. doesn’t know if they’ll have it at all. still, he feels jealousy bubble in his chest, spreading out to his extremities. (  @funeralpolished !  )

[chantillystained]

       (  msg  :  maddox  )  -  i fucked up .  but one’s loss is another’s gain. looks like you got somewhat                                           lucky tonight.         ( msg : maddox )  -  when are you gonna realize i’m just full of welcome surprises, huh ? ;)

@funeralpolished  CONTINUED  x 

[sawsurvivor-blog]

          “     no  one’s  going  to  any  hospital     .     “          canon  sc.          /          @funeralpolished