Funn Fragments: Graveyard Shift
RP sentence starters from Funn Fragments, “Graveyard Shift”. TW: death. Feel free to change pronouns, etc. to better suit your muse(s)!
“Well, the shop hasn’t burned down so it’s not that kind of emergency…”
“It’s really not worth the hassle.”
“Just come here - quickly!”
“She/He/They could be back at any moment.”
“She/He/They attract(s) shadows like a magnet.”
“November is rather spicy.”
“I just made a cup of coffee and it went a bit wrong!”
“It’s hard to look anywhere else.”
“What is the skill in this particular situation that you think I could bring to help you with this predicament?”
“I’ve had a lot of practice.”
“I tried to make it better, but it’s just gone squishy.”
“I thought if I poured some coffee over it, it might counteract the acid.”
“[Name] will murder me for this and she’s/he’s/they’ve had years to think about how.”
“Contrary to the public perception of me, I do know where the line is.”
“You really are nervous about this, aren’t you?”
“I don’t understand how she/he/they does/do it.”
“You could have been down here doing paperwork all night.”
“When you’ve nothing to do for an evening but stare death in the face, it’s hard not to feel like you’re next.”
“I’m great at cleaning up.”
“You’ll help me with this?”
“Every single moment was magical… and deeply distressing.”
“Don’t you ever want to just watch a good rom-com?”
“[Name] doesn’t know much about astronomy, so he/she/they wanted me to explain the professor’s lectures to him/her/them!”
“What have you learned about the constellations?”
“Make sure [Name] doesn’ ttouch anything!”
“I’m going to need chewing gum, a fishing line, and lots of play-dough.”
