"You know he pre-records his answers nowadays right?.."
"Bullshit. And you look stupid!"
"Me..?"
"Yeah, Rudolf's lost cousin-"
"YOU'RE TALKING TO AIR"
-Nikolaic& Atsushi
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"You know he pre-records his answers nowadays right?.."
"Bullshit. And you look stupid!"
"Me..?"
"Yeah, Rudolf's lost cousin-"
"YOU'RE TALKING TO AIR"
-Nikolaic& Atsushi
I couldn’t help but be reminded of this scene while reading chapter 119
In the manga, it’s phrased slightly differently. He says the goal is to get the girl’s family to “abandon her.”
And then Fyodor does this:
He told Dazai exactly what he was going to do back in chapter 64.
My edit of the Bungo Stray Dogs x Animate Gratte café "Pastel Pop" so that my ships could be next to each other <3
Under is the original image
So since I will never be able to fully believe that Fyodor is dead here's my theory on why Fyolai is one sided (for now):
I think Fyodor is just into people that he thinks can (understand him yes but also) kill him dead permanently. I mean we all remember him lamenting the fact that Dazai ultimately couldn't outsmart him while rubbing up on Atsushi, talking about "he wasn't fit to be my other half but maybe you could be the next best thing".
So my theory is he was into Dazai because Dazai’s ability made him think he could kill him, but when Dazai failed to do that he moved on to Atsushi on the assumption some latent bookmark ability might be able to do it. But then Atsushi turned into a sniveling crying wreck (his friends just died in front of him) and Fyodor was like ew this is not sexy.
He was fun and flirty during Nikolai's death game but he also definitely treated it like a "it's cute that you thought this could kill me" kind of deal. Which could translate into "it's cute that you thought you were in my league" in more ways than one.
What I'm saying is Nikolai just needs to regroup and step up his game for next time. They can still be endgame
i do need atsushi to sit and ponder the fact that he was flirted with by fyodor though. he can do that in london for all i care. while eating beans on a toast or whatever godforsaken nonsense they eat. i hope he goes crazy from the tasteless food and eats a brit.
i'm derailing my own post, so yeah i need him to ponder over it. especially on the part that suggested that he was being used as some kind of rebound for dazai.
i'm bored so i'm going to make a post of all my current wips - feel free to send me asks about any or all of them!! i have no social life and need enrichment lmao
BSD:
sskk beauty and the beast/arranged marriage au
dazatsu cinderella au
odazatsu coffee shop au
chat fic (ch1 on ao3!)
chuuatsu feral!atsushi pt 2 (pt1 on ao3!)
sskk deaf!atsushi
chuuatsu alternate first meeting
dazatsu psych ward au
dazatsu mob au (12 chaps on ao3!)
de-aged atsushi
serial killer fyoatsu au
dazatsu/fyoatsu soulmate au
MHA:
codependent shindeku bros au (3 chaps on ao3!)
villain!shoto/civilian!deku au
aideku kidnapped au
Spidey:
literally just a random file of peter and his powers, no idea what i'll do with it
15yo peter pressured (spideypool)
apocalypse au (spideypool)
bucky & peter biofam
spideypool mutual noncon
feral!peter au pt 2 (pt1 on ao3!)
golem au (spideypool)
mer!peter au (winterspider)
a/b/o mob au (spideypool) (11 chaps on ao3!)
homeless!peter soulmate au (spideypool)
old husband/new husband (spideypool, but i might make it poly who knows)
omega/omega pwp (spideypool)
poly soulmate au (parksborn main) (6 chaps on ao3!)
pretty woman au (parksborn)
i have some wips in other fandoms but i doubt i'll go back to any of them so...there u go lol go nuts!!