Alright, It Appears I’m Back | Gossip
Not that any of you seemed that concerned. Which, honestly hurts. I thought we were friends - that we were a family. Well, not that any of you noticed, but I’m all better now! So much better in fact, my sources have been working hard in my absence so you can all be well informed about what you ridiculous kids have been up to when you thought no one was looking.
I got your attention now, didn’t I?
Well, clearly everyone lost their minds over the last few days when I took my little leave of absence. And yes, that was sort of my fault. But more the fault of a former Dominant who decided to use the halls as his own personal soccer field. A wild soccer ball came hurling at him before I could move out of it’s way. I’m a victim in this, i tell you! VICTIM!
Well, while everyone was going crazy, our resident cheater Sage Darling wasted no time proving us all right by messing around with - drum roll - Berlioz Chatte once again on New Years. Where was his girlfriend, you may ask? We’re not sure, to be honest, but if I were her, I would have bit him as a dog, if it were me! But, what do I know? In other news, Devyn Dale as seemed to quickly set up in Cole Tremaine’s camp. Can’t say I can see it going far - unless Devyn is secretly in love with another submissive, which seems to be his MO. Since we’re talking about cheating, has anyone even heard from Adam Beiste lately? He’s been holding himself up somewhere and not even his girlfriend has seen him. But don’t worry, she hadn’t been lonely as Savannah Walther has been seen coming out of old flame Robin Hood’s room several different nights, hair disheveled and clothes falling off. I’m sure that’ll go over well with the beast of Grimm’s
Cheating is so old though, isn’t it? Let’s talk about the blossoming romances around campus, eh? For starters, I haven’t heard the howling screams of Jefferson Chapeau recently so I’m assuming he’s either cured or his monsters have gotten him. Which also makes me wonder where resident superstar Chess Carter has been hiding. Maybe Nala Reyna finally ate him - I heard she can be quite the wild animal. Another one who’s been all too quiet is Charlie Pan but I suppose being buried waist deep in his brother would do that to him. Remember the days he used to drift around this place? Those were good times. He feels so different these days.
Whoa. All that got me a bit dizzy in my woozy state. Anyone who wants to send me chicken soup and a nice back rub would be well appreciated.