The Baratheon bros - Robert, Stannis, Renly
Fuck fuck fuck uhhhh
1. Renly. I want to braid his hair. I want to steal his wardrobe. And his wife. And hey he’d probably cool with the latter!
2. Stannis! Man simply Cannot emote. I want to knock on his shiny bald head. I want to know what his skull sounds like. I would like to adopt his daughter.
3. Robert. Unfortunately I want to punch Robert in the dick and then toss him off a cliff, which is a darn shame bc if he was just a loud fat drunk dude I wouldn’t need to do that. Guy should’ve just stayed in his lane instead of abusing his wife :/














