Virgil: I ran out of eyeshadow, anyone got extra?
Remus: Sure.
Virgil: No thanks, yours literally come from the ashes of Thomas' relationships. That's gonna give me pinkeye.
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Virgil: I ran out of eyeshadow, anyone got extra?
Remus: Sure.
Virgil: No thanks, yours literally come from the ashes of Thomas' relationships. That's gonna give me pinkeye.
party poison? more like gay
2:00 LMAO SHE CALLED HIM A PEACOCK
PEACOCK JEFF TRACY
Why didn't you tell me my patient stole my phone? We were just on the same floor a few moments ago. I've confiscated it from him before he can cause more trouble. But he does want to know if he's your 'least favorite child', despite him not being your child, legally nor (unless by an insane coincidence, which is unlikely, considering no woman would have coitus with you with a lack of protection) biologically.
-Dr. Henry Baird, M.D., Pediatrics, @henbaird
your mom had coitus with me last night #noprotection
Nobody loves an Abomination like you.
Youre mom and dad sure seemed to love me when I was fucking them last night.
ROASTED
chronically online narumi vs stan twitter
Seiun is not an ugly liar (lies)
Barbatos: You're ugly when you lie Seiun.
Seiun: I'm not lying.
Barbatos: Then why are you ugly?