#getting a man

[slaylerj]

GETTING A MAN 101

Twitter: SlaylerJ I am a fountain of wisdom.

I...this lmao

[tumblerinseandrepeat]

I have never been so goddamn offended in my life

[mmmorgans]

Me: (Sits at bar next to a cute guy.) So, I got 12 notes on a text post once.

[beauty-the-beast-blog]

I wish I could afford a trainer...

but shit, I can just barely afford this gym membership...yet and still, I wanna take pole-dancing classes...#lesigh...but going to the gym is going well. Lots of group classes and cute trainers to motivate me just by being there. This one trainer, Khaison (pronounced Kah-sahn) is The guy who set up my membership. He's cool and cute and I've been try a get at him since day 1. I'd see him whenever i came in and we'd talk for a bit. Yesterday he told me to call him...so I did. Did he answer? No. Did I leave a message? Yes. Did he call me back? No. -______- Idk...he was probably just busy at the time. I mean, he's puttin in hours to become GM of the gym. See, a man with AMBITION!!! I LOVE that! I would be going out with the future General Manager if LA Fitness! So with that being said, I ain't giving up easily. He's friendly without seeming fake. He's dedicated, and he LOVES SPELMAN WOMEN!!! Cuz he knows what Spelman puts out into the world: GREATNESS!! And I wanna get to know him better and learn how he got to where he is. Shhh...be vewy vewy quiet.....we hunting meeeennnnnsssss

[thedaphnerules]

Detailed instructions on the proper way to get a man.

Funny scene from the movie, "Without Reservations" 1946

Actors: Anne Triola (Connie Callaghan) and Claudette Colbert (Christopher Madden)