#girls... good

[insomniac-arrest]

southern waitress: hey sugar, what can I get you for?

waitress: can I get you a refill baby?

waitress: want me to take that away for ya’ honey?

my gay ass, palms sweaty, knees spaghetti: ... what are we?

[asexualcorvidae]

Me, trying to come up with creative messages on OkCupid: girl.......... pretty

[traveling-madness]

u kno what? shes doin what all these dudes is supposed to be doin but without draggin her feet about it, and I for one say bless her