"My dead cat has more energy then you do right now"
-My algebra II teacher (physics last year)
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"My dead cat has more energy then you do right now"
-My algebra II teacher (physics last year)
"Is it fucking annoying or is it just annoying?"
-My algebra II teacher (physics last year)
"If I were to knock down the world trade center..."
-My physics teacher
Physics teacher explaining Newtons laws: Every action has an equal opposite reaction
Me: Thanks to Hamilton, our cabinet's fractured into factions.
"*Giggles* His hands gonna have a hickey on it."
-My physics teacher
"My resume just says my name, my address, and 'super nerd' in bold comic sans."
- My physics teacher
"He was ten years past death anyway. He was a literal corpse."
- My physics teacher about Prince Philip
"There's about three seconds of pretty dessert then *Claps loudly and chuckles* There goes dad"
-My physics teacher