Apr 20
"We just carry the giant rapier to the ship like we're Pikmin, and stick it on."
- Warforged player painting a word picture
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"We just carry the giant rapier to the ship like we're Pikmin, and stick it on."
- Warforged player painting a word picture
"We'll be known throughout the galaxy as 'the fuck is that??'"
- Player
Warforged Fighter: I was instructed that when you reunite with your parent, you are supposed to hug them. [Warforged awkwardly hugs his creator] Goblin Rogue: Yeah!! Goblin Barbarian: Now, do the patting thing on the back! Goblin Cleric: And the head tilt!!
Goblin Rogue: We have a triple bunkbed, right? Goblin Barbarian: You mean the chest of drawers that we've been calling bunk beds? Of course.
"I don't want to go to an asteroid belt. That cream finally started working…"
- Goblin barbarian whispering to goblin cleric, in space
[talking to their adopted warforged...] Goblin Rogue: Yeah, you got your tear ducts and smile muscles installed now! That's the whole range of emotions right there. Goblin Barbarian: Though… you really gotta stop laugh-crying. Save that one for special occasions. Goblin Cleric: Like, yesterday when you asked that guy for directions… that was not one of those occasions.
Warforged Fighter: We don't need guns. We've got these guns. Warforged Fighter: [emotionlessly flexes] Goblin Barbarian: Aw... we've taught him so well.
"Everything rolls at disadvantage to intimidate the Barbarian. Except for me."
- Warforged fighter character speaking the truth