#goodcopredcop

[catnipin]

If you can free yourself for a day or two, would you like to come visit me for Valentine's?

:33 > yes!!!

:33 > but only if we get heart shaped pizza >:00

[catnipin]

> Sends her a kissy face selfie

> SQUEAKS HAPPILY!

[txt]

:33 > you big dork!!! i wish could send you a picture back so you can s33 my big dumb smile!!!

:33 > i cant so youre gonna have to imagine it okay? >:00

[catnipin]

:33 > WOW you use a <3 to tag PIZZA what aboat your dear sw33t cutenep :’((

[catnipin]

Hey <3

1. First impression:

:33 > whos this cutie???

2. Truth is: 

:33 > my fafurite idiot pizza <33

3. How old do you look: 

:33 > just right

4. Have you ever made me laugh:

:33 > yes!!! all of the time!!!

5. Have you ever made me mad: 

:33 > yes but nothing really bad :00

6. Best feature:

:33 > your cute butt and your cute blush <33

7. Have I ever had a crush on you:

:33 > a REALLY big and obvious one even h33 h33

8. You’re my:

:33 > boyfriend <33

9. Name in my phone:

:33 > idiot pizza

10. Should you post this too?

:33 > YES

[catnipin]

Waiting For The Train To Come

Poor Cutenep was much too nervous about meeting her Marl again, not because she wasn’t happy to see him but because she was scared over the long time they’d been apart for. Of course they had kept in contact but she was worried that he was still upset about her decision to move out even though he had reassured her plenty that he wasn’t mad just disappointed. She was also concerned about his reaction to the new scars she got in just a month...

Deep down she knew that these fears were silly though. He loved her and he wouldn’t just stop loving her now! Trace had reassured her of that one on their way to the transportalizer. His professional moirailing helped her to calm down ad actually make her way into his universe, still nervous but very much looking forwards to meeting her beloved idiot pizza of a boyfriend.

It really was just like their first date all over again, she was standing there on weak knees looking for him all over, all sorts of worries running through her head until she finally spotted him and none of that mattered at all.

Nepeta was already yelling his name and jumping him before she could even realize what she was doing, it just came naturally. “I missed you so so so much you dumb idiot!” She he just started hugging him, no clinging to him and laughed and cried and laughed. God she had missed hugging him even more than she had realized.

[softasadonut-blog]

I can’t believe Marl is dead...

I will always remember your ass.

[catnipin]

I want you to know that you're the most purrecious thing I ever met and I'm thinking at least 33 times an hour about you. Just today my boss scolded me because I accidentially drew cute little kitty mouths all over the files. But to be honest, kitty mouths are much better than drawing hearts.

:33 > awww x33

:33 > thats SO cute im!!! BLUSHING!!! 

:33 > i love you so much you big dorky idiot pizza <33

:33 > i think aboat you all the time too

:33 > i miss you a lot but! my catshark always ch33rs me up when i n33d you too

:33 > *hnnns and JUMPS YOU FUR LOTS OF SMOOCHES!!! YOURE SO PURRECIOUS GOSH HOW COULD I EFUR RESIST YOUR SHARK CHARM!!!*

[catnipin]

Me!

How interested they are in having sex with them:

:33 > furry interested id say x33c

How much they would pay (or have to be paid) to have sex with them: 

:33 > i demand payment in at LEAST 33 kisses purr sexy times!!!

:33 > and bacon, salmon, tuna pizza!!!

If they would rather bottom or top them:

:33 > top :33c

How good they think they would be:

:33 > why simply ameozwing of course!

:33 > the most jawsome sex this little kitten efur had!!!

If they’d prefer kitchen counter, wall, or shower sex with them:

:33 > all of these and efurywhere else

:33 > especially in your police car >:33c

If they’d fuck, have sex, or make love: 

:33 > cant we do all of these at once :00

If they were going to make it a threesome, the third person they’d pick:

:33 > im nyat shore? meowbe your candy furiend >:33 or fin??? your fin that is!

If they think there’s ever a possibility that it would happen:

:33 > theres a good pawsibility it already did :33c