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[nygmobblepotzz]

gordon: guys i didn’t kill oswald

bullock, winking: yeah sure you didn’t

gordon: no like i actually didn’t kill him

bullock, winking more: yes jim WE KNOW.

*a few episodes later oswald walks into the gcpd*

bullock: YOU DIDNT FUCKING KILL HIM WHAT THE FUCK DUDE I ORDERED YOU TO KILL THAT BITCH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

gordon: gee wilikers its almost like someone tried to tell you that.

[nevereverthem]

Gotham :

@hexevampyr gothamonfox posted again on Instagram!!

It's the Riddler this time AAHH!!

[fangirl--writes]

J Squad Starbucks Headcanons☕

Collecting dusts in my drafts. So now I set it free.

Jerome Valeska

There is a line???

“Cuseee’ Squad comin’ THROUGH-”

Not anymore- Cutsies to the front.

Pink Drinks or Refreshers + Lemonade

Java chip Frappachino  

EXTRA whip.

CAFFFFEEEINNNNNEE

He’s banned from ordering espresso ask Jonathan 

Aesthetic drinks

DESPISES  Black Coffee 😖  tastes like sadness v bitter.

Always orders cake pops  3 minimum. 

God help them if they’re out.

Jervis Tetch/MadHatter:

Second to order

Steamed Tea

Chamomile

Earl

Grey

Adores cold coffee

There’s so much syrup is it even coffee anymore..

Cookies or scones are toss ups tho’ 

Always warmed up. 

Is someone rude about the hold up? He fixes that quick.

ALWAYS POLITE

 Johnathon/Scarecrow: 

Last to order.

Group Apologist.

White Chocolate Mochas

Flat Whites

Cappuccinos.

Sometimes Black coffee 3 sugar and cream are minimum.

Also 3 Trenta ice waters… please.

He knows his other crew members don’t Hydrate rather Dyedrate

Sympathetic to the baristas for Jerome’s antics 

Tips SO WELL.

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[rex-ray]

I would pay all the money if Gotham had done something like this.

Who would you want to see dancing their lil’ heart out? I need to know for serotonin reasons 😤😤

The idea of Jim leading a musical episode makes me cackle.

[strokedeeznuts]

*slap*

[huesofocean]

Oswald Cobblepot is really THAT gay motherfucker!! You can ship him with ANY male character on the show and it'll work. Jim and Ozzie? They're married. Nygma and Him? A perfect match. Freeze and Oswald? The ship you want to see more on screen. Jerome and Oswald? Bro Jerome was INTO him since he saw him. Oswald and Zsasz? Damn they can rule entire world together. Even Oswald and Harvey looks great

[dcincorrect]

Harley: I put the fun in dysfunctional

Riddler: I put the ass in embarrassment

Joker: I put the laugh in slaughter

Ivy: I put the hot in psychotic

Cat: I put the bi in bitch

Penguin: I put the d in Ed

[cats4stiles]

So I got this idea while I was at work

So here it is 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️