#green bread

[mufiso02]

[aesthetic-shrek-stuff]

Shrek and Fiona as freshly baked bread

[clubjade]

You can make Rey’s green bread (again)

There’s a new recipe for Rey’s bread, courtesy of the Galaxy’s Edge cookbook and previewed early via io9. While less green than Jenn Fujikawa’s version, as offered by StarWars.com in 2016, it also requires only the ingredients and a microwave.

For the slightly more advanced cook, there’s also a recipe to make your own Ronto Wraps.

Is guacamole canon?!? (It should be.)

Galaxy’s Edge: The Official Black Spire Outpost Cookbook is out November 5.

[thedenofdebauchery]

We Threw Out The Bread Because We Have Enough House Elves

We were cleaning the kitchen the other day when I noticed that we had a bag of green bread in the corner. So, we threw it out (predictably).

So, Jimmy and Evan went to the grocery store yesterday...

Evan: Oh! We need lunch meat!

Jimmy: You mean bread.

Evan: We have bread!

Jimmy: No. We threw it out because it was growing a civilization.

Evan: -angry voice- Why did you throw my friends away!!!?

Jimmy: Because if we didn't, we would have had to start making it pay rent or clean the kitchen, and we have ENOUGH house elves.

Evan: ... Oh. -brightly-  Okay!

[rowanandphoenixfeather]

my mom's maiden name literally translates to "people" in german but the whole family says fuck that and insists that we are 100% irish and on st patrick's day it's kind of terrifying how irish they get

[angelsakubud]

I HAVE GREEN BREAD!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!