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The chickens are producing small-medium sized eggs. Starting to make large ones.
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The chickens are producing small-medium sized eggs. Starting to make large ones.
sans undertale and asgore. were they yaoi.
yeah no thanks
GREEN EGGS AND HAM YAOI REVIEW
(That was a test, most tumblr users would've given up after that long image. Glad to know I'm dealing with a professional)
When I was a wee lad in preschool, this was my first exposure to yaoi. I told my nearest and dearest teacher about how gay they were. My teacher then whipped around to look at me and they said "How HEINOUS!" and then I was forced to write on the chalk board, "I won't call Green Eggs and Ham gay." like 50 times, bart simpson style
Well, where's Ms. Cyrus now? Shes DEAD and I'm succeeding. Its crazy how life works....
Anyhow.. lets get to the yaoi.
disclaimer. This review will NOT cover the show, but I'm pretty damn sure it just gives me more evidence.
EVIDENCE 1: Sam-I-Am's actions throughout the story
First of all, he drove past Guy-Am-I's (thats the other guys name.) chair, holding a SIGN OF HIS NAME. I dunno about you, but thats basically if I drove around giving out my number. Sam is CLEARLY desperate, and after he heard that Guy doesn't like him, he's got to find a way to make amends, and so he brought his favorite meal to share with him. Green Eggs and Ham.
Guy-Am-I is absolutely NOT down with this whole thing (To the naked eye, we'll get back to that.) and he tries to walk away as Sam-I-Am KNEELS over backwards trying to please this man. You may call it harassment, I call it true love.
I mean COME ON even I WOULD'VE folded at the box with the fox
The fox looks so polite too, you really gotta give him props.
Now so far this may make you skeptical. "Wait.. why aren't they kissing?? excuse me??" I would understand, I was once in your own position, my dear reader, but you must ALSO think about how
EVIDENCE 2: GUY-AM-I PLAYS HARD TO GET.
Guy just KEEPS on walking away from him. "Of course, its because hes annoyed." NO. Its because he's testing Sam for what he's gonna bring to this relationship. Guy has been hurt before, he doesn't want to have to go through that again, and so he makes sure that Sam isn't messing with him.
If he was TRULY bothered, he would've called the police, am I right? The police clearly do exist also, as there is no gun violence in Green Eggs and Ham.
After all the offers that Sam gives, he finally caves. Sam passed the test. Lesser men would have given up, but Sam is not less, he's more.
After one bite of the Green Eggs and Ham..
EVIDENCE 3: Guy-Am-I Fall for the Man.
Guy absolutely switches up on Sam and now he acts like they're old college roommates.
Now, if you're in a relationship with a romantic partner, be honest with me. Have they ever smiled like that? If not, I'm sorry to say, you haven't done enough.
They're clearly gained a sense of respect for each other after this journey, and I'm confident to say that this is not a relationship that will ever be broken by the fabrics of time.
SUMMARY:
If your man makes you Green Eggs and Ham in the morning, that's not your man. That's Guy-Am-I's man.
Yaoi: 10/10
Good morning. My head hurts.
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