kinder field trip day
me: did you have so much fun at the zoo!!?
6yo, side eying me through his hands: no. i had no fun.
me: oohohoho some one is a little sleepy i think
6yo: i am not sleepy. i did not have fun.
6yo, pausing, trying to meld himself into my being: …i had no fun because i haded* a bird flown right into my face.
me: ohhh you had a bird fly at you? i’m sure that was scary
6yo, absolutely hateful: it was the worstest ever

















