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[godsofhumanity]

Persephone, while looking at Hades: This soup is too hot, I can't eat it...

Hades:

Persephone:

Macaria:

Hades, chuckling: You're hot, but I'd still eat-

Macaria: ONE DINNER.

Macaria, slamming her hands down on the table: ONE NORMAL DINNER IS ALL I ASK FOR.

[godsofhumanity]

Kronos: I'd say that on the whole, I was a pretty decent father.

Hades: You swallowed me??? WHOLE??

Kronos: Well yes, but I swallowed your siblings as well so you'd have company :)