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Redraw because I love them sm your honor 🗣️❗❗❗❗❗
Also, comparation with the og/old one
You kicked them off the bed in your sleep
Characters included: Soap, Ghost, Gaz, Price, Roach, Nikolai, Alejandro, Rudy, Valeria, Keegan, Konig, Nikto, Krueger, Graves, Farah, Hadir, Alex, Laswell, Makarov
John "Soap" MacTavish Soap lands on the floor with a dramatic thud and a yelp that echoes down the hall. "What the bloody hell-?!" He sits up, rubbing his back, blinking blearily in the dark. Then he looks up at the bed, sees you still snoozing like a cherub, and mutters," Unbelievable." In the morning, he's limping around dramatically with a fake cane made out of a broomstick. "I've been wounded in the line of cuddling," he laments. You feel terrible, but he milks it for attention until you threaten to kick him off again. "Noted. Respect the sleeper."
Simon "Ghost" Riley The loud thump is followed by complete silence. You wake up in the morning to find him sitting on the edge of the bed, arms crossed. "So," he says flatly. "Wanna tell me why I got roundhouse-kicked off the bed like I owed you money?" You're half-asleep, confused, then horrified. "Oh my god, did I-" "Yup." You apologize endlessly, but he won't let it go. "I thought you loved me. Turns out I'm disposable." He eventually forgives you... but now wears extra gear to bed "for protection." Literal shin guards.
Kyle "Gaz" Garrick Gaz wakes up mid-air. "SHI-" BAM. He lands on the floor with a groan. "Was that a dream or did I just get yeeted?" The next morning, you wake to a tray of breakfast beside you, and Kyle grinning. "Good morning, Princess of Pain. Here's your apology breakfast you're definitely making me." You burst into laughter and promise to make it up to him. He teases you the whole day. "I just didn't know you were a trained assassin in your sleep. Impressive, terrifying... kinda hot"
John Price The loud crash rouses even the neighbors. Price lies on the floor, blinking up at the ceiling like he's processing the war flashbacks. "Did I just get tossed?" He gets up, dusts himself off, and chuckles. "Damn, Y/N, what are you-kickboxing in your dreams?" He slides back into bed and kisses your forehead. "Next time, aim for the pillows, yeah?" He's good-natured about it, but you catch him placing a pillow barricade the next night. "Just in case," he mutters, eyes narrowing with faux suspicion.
Gary "Roach" Sanderson Roach doesn't even get mad. He just lays there on the floor for a solid five minutes, wondering how someone that cute could be so deadly in REM sleep. When you wake and find him sprawled out, blanket-less, he gives you the saddest puppy eyes. You immediately apologize, but he signs "I forgive you" and crawls back under the sheets with you, clinging like a limpet. You wrap your arms around him and whisper, "I'll tape myself to the bed if it helps." He signs: Please do.
Nikolai CRASH. "Agh—Y/N!” Nikolai groans, half tangled in the sheets as he tries to get up. He blinks, disoriented." What...? Was that a tactical takedown? He shuffles back into bed with an exaggerated limp, pulling the blanket away from you like a pouting child." Tonight, you sleep on that side. I will stay on the floor where it is safe." The next morning, he presents you with a handmade "Danger Zone" sign and puts it on your side of the bed. "Fair warning, darling."
Alejandro Vargas Alejandro hits the floor and just lies there in shock."....Am I dead?" You wake to see him flat on his back, eyes wide open, muttering in Spanish. "You kicked me off, mi amor. In your sleep. With both legs. Like I was an intruder." You feel horrible and crawl to the edge of the bed to apologize. "You fight in dreams, huh?" he laughs, then pulls you down with him, arms tight around you. "If I die, I die in love." Next night, he sleeps in full tactical gear as a joke.
Rodolfo "Rudy" Parra Rudy wakes up in a heap, more confused than angry. He peers up at the bed, sees your peaceful, innocent face, and sighs. "I can't even be mad at that." When you apologize in the morning, he gently cups your face and smiles. "Your legs are dangerous weapons, cariño." He's so sweet and forgiving, but you do catch him doing some late-night yoga stretches before bed from then on." Just limbering up.... in case you launch me again."
Valeria Garza You boot Valeria off the bed and she lands with a growl. She gets up like a vengeful demon. "You did not just kick me off." She climbs back in, grabs a pillow, and smacks you upside the head before rolling over with a dramatic huff. "We are at war." For the next week, she installs motion- detecting cameras to capture your sleep karate. She shows you the footage. "Look at this! That's a perfect roundhouse!" She's annoyed... but secretly impressed.
Keegan Russ You kick Keegan off and he lands like a cat-silent and brooding. He sits up, looks at you, and just mutters, "Wow." When you wake up and find him sleeping on the floor, he glares dramatically. "Didn't realize sharing a bed meant playing Mortal Kombat at 3 AM." You apologize endlessly, but he stays cold for three more hours. Then he silently crawls back into bed, wraps you in his arms, and mutters," Try that again and I'll drag you with me next time."
König Poor König lands with a THUMP that shakes the entire apartment. You wake up to his enormous frame curled up in a pathetic heap on the floor, blanket half- draped over his head. "Did I... fall?" he murmurs sleepily. You rush to help him back up. "Did I do that?" "It was a powerful... launch," he says kindly, trying not to make you feel bad. Later, you catch him placing extra pillows as " shock absorption." "I still love you," he reassures you. "Even if you're.... strong sleeper."
Nikto Nikto hits the floor hard, swearing in Russian before going ominously silent. You wake up and see him sitting upright, staring at the wall like a cursed doll. "You kicked me." You gulp. "I was asleep-" "I noticed. "You try to apologize but he throws the blanket over your face. "Your punishment is suffocation." He doesn't actually stay mad, but he's definitely smug about it. "You want to wrestle in your dreams, зайка? I'm ready."
Krueger The thud wakes him up-and so does the pain. He sits there, one eye twitching. "I knew you were secretly dangerous." You're mortified, but he's already pulling out a notebook. "I've been mapping your sleep patterns. This proves it-your 3AM kicks are fatal." He gives you a deadpan look. "I might need a helmet." You nervously laugh, but he actually buys one. "For science," he insists. You get revenge by tickling him the next night.
Philip Graves Graves yelps as he hits the floor with a loud crash. "WHAT IN THE TORNADO OF HELL " He rubs his elbow and looks up at you sleeping like a baby. "Unreal." The next morning, he plasters the bedroom with caution signs. "You are now entering a combat zone." He even draws chalk outlines on the floor for future casualties." When you feel bad, he kisses your forehead. "Don't worry, sweetheart. I'll always crawl back to you -even if I need a helmet."
Farah Karim Farah lands hard but rolls like a pro. She's up in seconds, staring at you in disbelief. "Seriously?" You blink awake to see her arms crossed, pacing. "That was a full-blown mule kick. Have you been training?" She's teasing but also impressed. "You could take down a grown man in your sleep." You apologize with pancakes, and she laughs. "Fine. But next time I'm bringing a sleeping bag... and riot gear."
Hadir Karim Hadir hits the floor and moans. You wake to find him dramatically sprawled like a fallen prince. "Why must you hurt me this way?" You gasp and try to help him, but he grabs your hand, whispering, "Let me suffer... in peace." You're panicking, apologizing, but he suddenly smirks. "Just kidding. But you owe me breakfast in bed." You groan and throw a pillow at him. "Fine, Your Majesty." "Don't forget the orange juice."
Alex Keller Alex wakes up mid-air. "NOPE-" He lands hard, then groans. "Why me?" He crawls back into bed like a wounded soldier, kissing your forehead with exaggerated sadness. "I trusted you." You apologize and cuddle him close. "You know I'd never do it on purpose, right?" "Sure. Just remind me to wear armor next time." He starts jokingly duct-taping pillows to himself the next night. call this... sleep defense mode."
Kate Laswell Kate doesn't fall. She gracefully descends-sort of. You kicked her, she bounced, and now she's sitting on the floor, blanket over her shoulders like a grumpy owl. "You're lucky I like you," she mutters, climbing back into bed." Otherwise, I'd file a full report." You cling to her, full of guilt. "You were sleeping diagonally, you menace." You two compromise-she sleeps with a " safety buffer" pillow wall between you now. For your own protection, of course.
Vladimir Makarov Makarov hits the floor with a growl. "Did you just kick me?" he hisses. You wake up groggily and flinch. "I was asleep!" " You launched me like a grenade!" He storms off dramatically. You find him on the couch, surrounded by ALL the blankets. "Are you sulking?" "I'm exiled. "Eventually, you bribe him back with coffee and kisses. He warns you ominously: "Kick me again, and I'm gluing your side of the bed to the ceiling."
Cat-calling CoD men because I'm definitely a little sick and crave the sweet release of death
Cw: None? I'm pretty sure it's just gn!reader teasing these guys.
Y'all this is so ass. I got lazy towards the end. Someone else can make this better, I'm gonna pass out for three years...
hadir is so important to me
CoD (Modern Warfare) characters when ill:
Price: Dying of the man flu
Ghost: Never gets ill, ever
Soap: Says he's like Ghost and never gets ill, always ends up ill
Gaz: Tries to work through the illness and accidently ends up infecting Price
Roach: Always has a fever and lays on top of the fridge to cool down
Laswell: Wants to go to work but her wife makes her stay in bed and brings her soup
Nikolai: The LOUDEST sneeze knows to mankind
Alejandro: Absolute drama queen (He's so dramatic)
Rudy: Blocked up nose for a few days and can barely breathe
Valeria: Completely invincible, nothing affects her, could rival Ghost's immune system
Graves: Coffee and alcohol are the best medicine
Farah: Headaches for days - Has to wear sunglasses to deal with them
Alex: Sniffles in the corner
Hadir: Passes out without warning, often scares the shit out of Alex
Makarov: Stares into the abyss and debates his life choices
Nolan: Falls asleep standing up
Konig: In his PJs with a hot water bottle, three blankets, green tea and a box of tissues
Horangi: Keeps running to the bathroom to throw up
CAPTAIN PRICE’S DEATH STARE | MWII ATOMGRAD RAID
random thought but it always surprises me that Farah and Hadir aren’t very popular characters in the fandom. If you ask me, I think they both have the most potential/compelling storyline in the reboot games.
They could’ve made Farah the main character in all three games and I would’ve been completely satisfied ffs
modern warfare characters as lps !!
john price #789
