#hailfrypan

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oh honey

WHAT?????

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I was tagged by fuchsschatten! thank u bae

Choose 5 otps without looking at the questions in the read more first. tag five people. Do the thing.

I’m tagging kobrakvd thomeresa mazetardis hailfrypan uppercityprettyboy but ignore this if u want okay

Teresa/Rachel

Remus/Sirius

Ginny/Luna

Korra/Asami

Helen/Aline

1. do you remember the episode/scene/chapter that you first started shipping 5? (Helen/Aline)

Their first scene together because they were already wearing each other's rings and being super married

2. have you ever read fanfiction about 2 (Remus/Sirius) ?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAVE I EVER

3. has a picture of 4 ever been your screen saver/profile picture/tumblr ID? (Korra/Asami)

YES BECAUSE WE'RE CANON NOW 

4. if 3 were to suddenly break up today, what would your reaction be?(Ginny/Luna)

I would be okay because that would mean they were canon at one point and that's all I need in life. (They'd totally get back together anyway.)

5. why is 1 so important? (Teresa/Rachel)

BECAUSE they were the only girls from the four and they grew up without anyone else and no one else could have understood them like they understood each other and they must have loved and trusted each other so much and imagine the pain they had to go through when they were separated for the first time in their whole lives. RACHEL DIED NOT KNOWING WHO TERESA WAS!!!! TERESA GOT HER MEMORIES BACK AND THE DULL ACHE IN HER HEART TURNED INTO A STABBING, TORTUROUS PAIN!!!!! IM NOT OKAY!!!!

but they're totally both in the afterlife now chillin' and judging everyone

6. is 4 a funny ship or a serious ship? (Korra/Asami)

They're both funny and happy around each other, but it's more of a serious ship because they're so vulnerable with each other and they've gone through a lot and they love each other so much and being together is helping them recover so it's a serious ship also did i mention that they're canon ok nothing just saying

7. out of all your ships listed, which ship has the most chemistry?

Fuck. Um Korrasami and Remus/Sirius sorry i'm not gonna pick. but also Haline???????

8. of all the ships, which ship has the strongest bond?

Remus and Sirius ha don't make me cry

9. how many times have you read/watched 2’s fandom? (Brian/Justin, queer as folk)

I've read all Harry Potter books at least 7 times? I'm sure I've read PoA for more than 15 times, Ootp 9 times, and DH around 11 times?

10. which ship lasted the longest?

*crying bc only two of these are canon* Helen and Aline

11. how many times, if ever, has 5 broken up? (Helen/Aline)

NEVER BECAUSE THEY'RE PRACTICALLY MARRIED AND FOLLOW EACH OTHER EVERY WHERE JESUS CHRIST, HELEN GOT FUCKING EXILED AND ALINE IS GOING WITH HER BRUH NOTHING CAN DESTROY MY BABES

12. if the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would make it out alive, 1 or 3 ?

I was gonna be like "either"!!!! But then, with the cranks and the disease, TMR is p much a zombie apocalypse, and neither of them survived that (don't fucking touch me) so I'll go with Ginny and Luna

13. did 4 ever have to hide their relationship for any reason? (Korra/Asami)

NOPE. THEY'RE PROUD AND HAPPY AND CANON. DID I MENTION THAT? 

14. is 5 still together? (Helen/Aline)

YEAH!!!!

15. is 1  canon? (Teresa/Rachel)

obviously

16. if all five ships were put into a couple’s hunger games, which couple would win?

Ginny and Luna tbh

17. has anyone ever tried to sabotage 5’s ship? (Helen/Aline)

No one tbh??? Everyone's scared of these warrior queens

18. which ship(s) would you defend to the death and beyond?

Every single one????? I think the only ships that haven't gotten me into a fight here on tumblr are Terachel (bc lbr it's a neglected ship) and Haline 

19. have you ever spent hours a day going through 3’s tumblr page? (Ginny/Luna)

NO. BECAUSE IT WILL ONLY TAKE YOU ABOUT 30 SECONDS TO GO THROUGH THE ENTIRE TAG BC THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING

20. if an evil witch descended from the sky and told you that you had to pick one of the five ships to break up forever, which ship would you sink?

go away :)

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When you get this, you must publicly post something nice about at least 5 different people you follow, then copy and paste this in each of their ask boxes :)

i already this but i can't run out of people to compliment obvs

first of all, waterfallliam  tasha u are such a sweetheart. i love crying about proxy and gallavich and malec with you. ur blog is super quality and i feel so lucky to know u. also queercore has got to be the best compliment i've ever gotten 

fuchsschatten ursula i miss you so much????? you're so amazing and everything about you makes me smile. you're super sweet and thoughtful and you're so positive about everything it's wonderful. i loved reading proxy with you and crying about it together. ilysm and i miss talking to you 

uppercityprettyboy bae ily so much. i love you for checking up on me and for talking to me even when i keep forgetting to keep in touch. you are so precious and i just want to make you smile all the time bc you deserve all the happiness in the world and more. i love everything you do and im so happy that our paths crossed 

hailfrypan u are the literal devil but i still love you. you got me into so much shit this year. but that's how amazing you are, no matter how much pjo, shameless, in the flesh, raven boys crying i'll be doing, i'd still shower you with hugs and kisses bc you are greatest good i am ever gonna get.

mazetardis kari you will always our baby. u are so important to me. i love how passionate you are about things and how you pick up new interests so quickly (doctor who, huh?) you are so adorable and lovely and way too mature for your age. you make me so happy because on the rare occasion we get to talk, everything you come up with makes me laugh and smile. i promise you we'll get to meet this year okay ily ily

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woah good luck with getting things done! and dont drink too much caffeine dont get a heart attack and put on some great music and stop procastinating so you can sleep at least a little okay ily

yess thank you babe ilu <33

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dude why haven’t you slept for a week

i have no idea tbh

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welcome to the pynch train this is your captain speaking we're probably going to crash sorry

this is my favorite message oh my god i'm so excited 

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lets do queernoah and hailnoah then

oh god are we rly 

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another person has claimed thegrayman though (i have hailronan and hailnoah saved tho and im tempted)

rude do they not know we need to match 

(i have queernoah & queergreywaren saved. who is surprised: fucking no one)