#halicos

[elaphaemourra]

*tosses a bin of pen icons* BRING IT ON

i have a custom dice roller up so i’m going to do Small dumps for 5 different characters based on my d70 let’s get this party STARTED.

53, 56, 38, 57, and 37 jfdklsaj damn this dice roller really wants me to talk about Tiama fjdasl.  It’s been trying this since the start but I’ve never been in the mood to talk about them lmfao.  But I’m Into It This Time.

53 - Kahnahal: Kahn is a Fucking Wild little shit of a trooper.  Like.  Holy shit.  He belongs to my doomed timeline and he’s so wild.  Dude’s got the most obnoxious luck in the galaxy, and it’s like someone taking a Pass/Fail option for either a 8 Bajillion point gpa or a ‘get suspended, expelled, and then Murdered’.  On a D20, he either gets a 1 or a 20.  There is no in between, only crit success and crit fails.  Like, bro wears sith armor with the republic insignia badly spray painted onto a the pauldrons and One Leg.  It should not work to get him behind enemy lines.  He is a TROOPER, he has a GUN.  But it DOES work.  But on the flipside he’s missing one of his lekku because he fuckin blasted it off on a crit fail day.  Just another on my list of togs that are Fucking Disasters tbh fjdklsa.

56- Tiama:  OKIEDOKE, another one for the Doomed Timeline fjdla.  Tiama’s what happened when I went ‘I need a character with all the chaotic and falling-apart energy of Brian David Gilbert and I need that Now’ and then I made them Rhaeyk’s roommate.  So Tiama exists now fjla. They’re my only Zeltron, and they’re like, remarkably chill for how much Chaos they have crammed into them fjdkal.  Although they have the Delightful dialogue between them and Rhaeyk that is:

"If you burn down the apartment again I'm making you move in with my mother!  Don't think I won't!" 

"You wouldn't." 

"You're on thin ice, soldier.  I don't want to replace my equipment again."

 "Ama." 

 "Don't test me, Rhaeyk.  I don't have your government paycheck." 

38 - Kisuran: KISU, OH POOR DISASTEROUS KISU.  He’s part of a mini-continuity that’s full of Chaotic Nonsense and also A Terrible Jedi. Kisu’s my sith pureblood smuggler lol, and he is Extra As Fuck (lmfao if that phrasing is even remotely relevant anymore.  i haven’t seen it in a while but i’m gonna keep using it anyways).  His boyfriend is that timeline’s trooper, bc i was like ‘haha what if,,, sith pureblood smuggler,,, and chiss trooper,,, o3o’ and now we have Kisu and Corin lol.  Kisu’s a clumsy garbagefire tho, I love him.  He Cannot be trusted with anything fragile he Will yeet it out the window at maximum speed by tripping over his own feet.

57 - Lord Halicos: SPEAK OF THE FUCKIN BITCH AND HE SHALL APPEAR.  Fuckin talked about him in the babbling about Miakar and Here The Bitch Is.  This is Miakar’s dad.  This, this absolute fuckwad, is one of my most horrible characters.  He’s entirely a background character but he’s Important and fckn, this is the man that Miakar decided to replace with Quinn as far as ‘this is my dad’ things go.  Halicos is the only person Miakar’s afraid of.  And he’s terrified of him.  Halicos Get Stabbed Challenge 2k21.  Deserves to be stabbed for causing Fear in the chaos baby and for winning the Terrible Parent Award.  Koriatta also was originally apprenticed to Halicos, before Zal went ‘yeah, I’m your dad now.  Fuck this guy’ and basically stole her.  Because Halicos is terrible.  Old man needs to get Rekt.  Gonna get every kid he picks up Yoinked because he doesn’t deserve to be in charge of kids.

37 - Kryage: KRYAGEEEEE, ANOTHER TOG WHO IS A DISASTER FJDKLASJ.  She also happens to be a Rare Breed among my characters in that she knows Exactly what the fuck she is doing and is Confident in it.  She’s fuckin awesome.  I love her jfdlkaj.  She belongs to Kehsk’s continuity, off doin her own wild ass shit.  fjdakl my best friend has been working through my oc powerpoint (a seperate one) and bastardizing it and it’s the funniest shit.  Kryage got the ‘MMMM, HOT LADY’ mark of approval bc she’s Confident and Has Her Shit Together jflkdsa.  It’s fantastic.  She’s great.  What a fuckin disasterous pile of ‘I’m Hot Shit And I Know It’ fjdklasj.

[elaphaemourra]

My Brain likes scenarios right now, so time for a new one. SO. Sith Warriors. If Sith Alchemy happened, and each one found themselves at the Jedi Temple in the body of a Jedi, what would happen?

OOOOO hello COOL IDEA.

Ok so like, the 2 that would have The Least Trouble would be Quiatar and Halicos.

Quiatar bc she's a lightsided Bean and would actually find the experience rather educational and informative, just for her own purposes. She's also Pretty Smart.

Halicos because he's Horrible, like Yikes Horrible. He's 53, he's a full Sith Lord, he's the (Not Good At Being Dad) Father of the Wrath (Miakar). He's a crafty bastard who would take that opportunity to Fuck Some Shit Up.

Aea, my old self-insert who fckn took off into the woods to craft their own story and decided to Stop being a self-insert, would be Uncomfy As Fuck being in Republic space, but comfy as hell in jedi robes bc their origin is that they were CO of Havoc, spent the Entire time wearing Jedi armor for the 'oh look it's a jedi SIKE I HAVE A GUN' factor, and then got fckn Yoinked by the empire and tossed into the SW storyline bc Whoops they're Ironically force sensitive. They'd probably try to actually like, find Help. Regardless of their current allegiances, it's in the best interest of Everyone that they get Out of Jedi Body.

Miakar... he'd either have Unreasonable Amounts Of Fun, or he'd have a full blown anxiety attack in the middle of the hallway. He's weird. He's Weird. He's weird and he's eighteen. He's Baby. He's a baby that thinks dead lizards are an Appropriate Gift Of Friendship and that Mass Murder counts as a 'for the lols' decision. Tbh if he wasn't busy making a Mess of things he'd probably try to holo Quinn, be like 'I'm trapped inside a Jedi WHAT DO' bc he claimed Quinn as His Dad Now, Not Taking Constructive Criticism and when he's having a bad time he goes and finds either Quinn or Adialat (a Delightful cat who i still need to draw that belongs to @sith-shenanigans ).

I have No Clue what Kryage would do. She's fckn, immensely confident and self-assured. She might just Roll with it tbh. Definitely weird, not THE weirdest thing ever.

I will put pics of each blip in the reblogs fjdjdjdjd. I have to go find them and I want to Share.

Or tbh they're also vibing in my PowerPoint which is Here if u feel like slogging through my fckn 8 million ocs