#halo shitpost

[noisycartographer]

🔥Just replayed this level and it goes so hard🔥

[poisonheadcrabsalesman]

Halo badly celebrating holidays is one of the things I do hope they never change

[kovacs-on-the-ring]

all i’m saying is that if you told john that throwing it back jiggly bubble butt style was how to achieve the mission objective, he’d be tossing ass harder and thicker then everyone had ever done it. mountains would shake, frigates would fall from the sky, the banished would think 10 HAVOC nukes were just detonated on Zeta Halo. it’d be a massacre as this quirked up white boy bakes his cake sexy style goated with the sauce, we should be merciful that the UNSC has not called in the chief twerk as the final option

[halo-smashorpass]

what about Spartan Miller?

Jared Miller

Smash

Pass

Voting ended onMar 14

[monitorchakas]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[duskiily]

[whattheactualhay]

343 guilty spark is such a prick. i think the rest of halo 3's cast should play tennis using him as the ball

[thenetherxd]

Redrew one of my top posts! Here it is!!

Hope you like it and still find it atleast a little funny <3

Old version under the cut

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