Poly!Hamilsquad Sleeping:
Fist time writing a headcanon for the polysquad! Send in any requests to my Ask Box!!
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Alexander:
He always wants to be the big spoon, but he’s so small that it’s more like a baby chimp clinging to their mom.
Eventually he rolls over and will cuddle into someone’s chest, usually Lafayette, and let himself be the little spoon, usually to John.
When he’s exhausted, like ‘hasn’t slept in a week’ exhausted, he’ll let himself be carried to bed.
Alex will come home from work, grumble for a few minutes about what an asshole Jefferson is while he puts his stuff down and takes off his shoes, and then collapse on whoever is closest.
He refused to go to bed until at least one of the others go with him. Ever since they started dating Alex can no longer sleep in bed alone.
He loves it when someone plays with his hair while he is falling asleep.
Sleeps in fetal position.
John:
Alex’s little spoon turned big spoon. He lets Alex do whatever he wants to fall asleep because he doesn’t sleep enough as it is.
He usually sleeps on the outside John doesn’t like to feel like he can’t get out.
Whenever Alex succumbs to being the little spoon John will lay so that he is touching everyone as much as possible. He works with Hercules to trap Lafayette and Alex in the middle of the cuddle-pile
Sleeps partially on his stomach, partially on his side so he can reach everyone.
Lafayette is the only one who’s ever a big spoon to John, when he is he’ll whisper sweet nothings to John in French to get him to go to sleep faster.
Oddly enough it’s John who talks in his sleep, not Alex.
Lafayette:
Sleeps on his stomach when alone but will either sleep chest-to-chest with someone or be a big spoon.
Tosses and turns unless he’s being held or is holding someone.
He likes to sleep naked, his excuse is that it gets too hot with so many other people in bed.
Likes to have his hair played with as he falls asleep, it’s one of the few times he wears it down.
When Lafayette falls asleep on the couch Hercules will carry him bridal-style to bed because Laf claims that he’s too tired to walk.
Is usually the first one awake, he enjoys watching the others wake-up.
Hercules:
The cuddliest of all cuddle monsters.
Sleeps on his back so whoever wants can cuddle him
Good luck getting away from Hercules before he’s awake, everyone has tried, everyone has failed. Just accept your fate.
Hercules snores, not super loud or anything and he denies it, but it’s a known fact.
He always hogs the covers, “I’m the biggest I need the most!” “You always have Laf laying almost on top of you!! How are you cold?” “Exactly! So, there’s two of us that need covers!”
Does not like to wake up and will cling to whoever is left in bed/closest to get them to stay in bed with him.
Does not feel bad using his size to his advantage and will trap whoever is in the middle of the cuddle-pile with the other person on the outside.









