➵ pairing: slytherin!maki x hufflepuff!female!reader
➵ synopsis: maki and y/n have been at odds with each other since the day y/n whacked maki over the head with her textbook in first year Herbology. he had vowed to make her life miserable ever since, and six years later, not much had changed - still in Professor Sprout's Herbology class, they are paired together for a research project. a research project which would have been fine - if they didn't hate each other's guts.
➵ details: slow updates, enemies to lovers, non-idol au, hogwarts au, female reader, maki is annoying asf, reader has a temper despite being the sweetest ever (maki's fault), slight nichojoo if you squint, nichomaki being the terrible twos.
➵ a/n: HI GUYS !! welcome to my official nemoihan comeback - a maki x reader mini-series !!! i'm so excited to share what i have planned with you guys for this series and it feels so good to be writing again after so long >< ily guys so much and i hope you enjoy <3
CHARACTERS
hufflepuff gang - y/n + jo + taki
slytherin gang - maki + nicho + yuma + ej + harua
professors - professor yudai (head of slytherin), professor murata (head of hufflepuff)
CHAPTERS (tba)
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5
series taglist: @lze325 @ii-larb-you @starf4lls @ariasoutthebag @kikiamzzn @saranghoeforanton @magicalsparklyfish @starl0stt @moontmoochi @rawrxnne @moabddy @makimauss @blonnded | comment/dm to be added ♡
Lily sighs openly into the phone. “It wasn’t all me, Mary. In fact—”
“Maybe you both have, is what I meant, dear,” she clarifies. “We both know this is too good to pass up.”
She’s right: an A24 movie with a smart, grounded script and a female lead who isn’t the stoic asshole role she’s been pigeonholed into? It’s everything she’s had Mary looking out for all these years.
If only the male lead role hadn’t just gone to James Potter.
Maybe Mary’s right. It’s been ten years since their breakout role together and the infamous, nauseating, exhausting feud that accompanied it.
She can do this. They’ll have grown. Or at least she has.
hiii I would like to request romantic kwite x reader fluff headcannons.
There's literally no good kwite x readers and that's very sad.
Fluffy Kwite HCS
A/n: I'm so so so sorry about how late I'm getting to back to all my requests, also this is pretty short.
Okay to start this off, they ADORE when you do their hair!! Plaits? Pigtails? Literally any hairstyle? Ofc!!!!
- You're often in their streams, like all the time. They beg you to judge Kwitetrap fanart, read chat confessions and much more on stream with her.
Since they're y'know... short, you often steal eachothers clothes.
Speaking of clothes, free merch? He will literally shower you in the Masked Up brand.
You two def have an array of playlists of songs that remind you of eachother, even if she doesn't like the same music as you they'll listen to it anyways, if it makes you happy she'll listen to whatever with you.
After making videos on the worst pickup lines, he definitely tried some of them on you as a joke.
While writing their silly little rap songs, they obviously ask for your opinions on certain lyrics and stuff.
"What do you mean 'Staying hydrated, pissing lasers like the Death Star' is a weird line?"
Makes jokes abt how you love Smoke more than them, all the time
Adorable nicknames!! Such as dent-head and idiot <3
a/n: again, english it’s not my first language so forgive me for any mistakes.
you and bren used to secretly hook up for a while - well, it would be more like an secret- open- relationship, because both of you were still single and could do whatever you wanted to, but when it was just you and him together, he treated you so naturally like his girlfriend that sometimes you’d forget that you weren’t.
for as much as you liked him and he liked you, you both didn’t want to date because dating at umich was hard, people would gossip a lot, especially about the popular hockey players.
this was just one of the reasons why you thought it was good to keep things under the covers with him. the others included the fact that you were very insecure about everything. brendan was the hockey player, he had quite a reputation as a manwhore, and you were just you. you actually didn't know how you got into this, how he ended up with you of all people.
at first, bren was satisfied with what you had, he could live his best life and still be with you. but after some time, he got tired of hiding. he wanted to be able to hold your hand in public, to take you out on dates, to buy you flowers. he wanted you in his jersey on the bleachers yelling his name and him saying “that’s my girl”, he wanted it all.
[flashback on]
“hey?”
“hm?”
“do you wanna be my girlfriend?” he said while running his hands through your hair
you looked up to him with wide open eyes.
“are you serious?”
“yeah”
“hmm i do, but-”
“no buts”
you sighed “are you sure about this bren?”
“i am. look, i’m tired of hiding, besides it's like we’re almost dating, i just can call you my girlfriend now, nothing has to change”
[flashback off]
but it did, everything changed.
the second you went public people started to talk, and mostly weren't good things. how you weren't pretty, cool or popular enough for him, how he wasn’t good for you, how you were so stupid to date him, how he for sure cheated on you, and the list goes on and on.
despite some arguments about this stuff, your relationship was good. he was an amazing loving boyfriend, but he had never been in a relationship before, he didn’t know that some things had to be adjusted. he didn’t know what to do or how to act in certain situations because he didn't know how to differentiate some things from when he was single to now.
which was just another reason why people would gossip, along with the fact that, he’s naturally sexy so he just draws the attention of people wherever he goes and he doesn’t even realize his effect on them.
at first you tried to tell yourself that it didn’t matter, they could talk whatever they wanted to, he had chosen you and liked you for who you where. but things just kept getting worse and it came to the point that it did matter.
your many fears, insecurities and trust issues made it even harder. he would say to you to not listen, to not care, but how could you when it was so constantly happening? how could you when he didn’t make it better by the way he acted, even if it wasn’t on purpose.
you tried your best to trust him, always shutting down the thoughts that were spinning on your mind, but the more you kept pushing it aside, the more it consumed you.
——————————————————————————
as it usually would happen, he was out for dinner with his teammates and after that they decided they wanted to go to some sorority party.
he had let you know that he was out with his friends, but since the party was a last minute thing, he just texted you about it, not wanting to wake you up, because it was late and he knew you were already sleeping since you had an exhausting day.
you didn’t mind him doing this stuff without you, it was very normal and okay in your concept. the problem began when people started to use this to hurt you with mean comments. so, one by one they got stuck in your head making you doubt everything.
“poor y/n, it doesn't even look like brendan dates her”
“he must cheat on her for sure”
“look at him, so drunk that he probably doesn’t even remember her”
there was this girl, this very annoying girl, that was a huge pain in the ass and her job was to make you feel miserable about your relationship, although she wasn't the only one, she was the one who worked harder.
she liked brendan and was constantly hitting up on him, like blatantly flirting, on his dms, at places, in front of you, she didn’t care. but he didn’t even notice because he was so clueless sometimes, and because he just had eyes for you, even if he didn’t know how to show it.
so, it was a typical party, he was just drinking and having fun with everybody, without even noticing how drunk he got. that girl saw this as the perfect opportunity to get you out of the picture for good.
she was trying to be seductive, dancing in front of brendan while approaching him sneakily. she continued to move her body very intimately and even tho she wasn’t actually touching his body, she was so close that from a certain angle it looked like it.
it took some time for brens drunk brain to see what was going on. it was just when she slowly ran her hand on his arm, that he noticed her intentions, quickly stopping her and walking away.
what bren didn’t know was that her friend was recording it, because the girl had asked them to, and for as much as the situation happened in the blink of an eye, it was already too late.
after the “incident”, he decided it was better to sober up. so, he got some bottles of water to drink and he went to find a bathroom because he wanted to wash his face.
he entered some bedroom just because the only bathrooms that weren’t occupied were the ones inside it, but as he did, that same girl went inside the room after him.
for those outside, the situation looked way more than what actually was, because as always, people would just assume they know brendan so well that they know exactly what would happen in there.
to make things worse than it already was, there was, again, someone recording just that moment when both got in the room.
what actually happened was that bren took his time to just do his needs and wash his face. when he finished and left the bathroom, he saw her sitting on the bed waiting for him, but he just pretended she wasn't there, ignoring her and leaving the room.
what he didn’t expect was that the girl made up a whole story and told everyone a very different, twisted version of what happened in that room. and a lot of people believed in her.
when you woke up the next morning there was a bunch of messages from your friends showing you the videos that were posted on someone's instagram stories, along with the texts saying how this person saw it happen, or how that person heard this and that, and how the girl confirmed herself.
you watched the videos and you read the texts over and over trying to figure if it was some kind of bad joke. but no, it was real, it happened.
you felt your world crumble, starting to cry while beating yourself up because “of course this would happen”
“of course it would be her, it makes so much sense”
“how could you be so dumb to believe him? to believe that he would actually like you?”
you saw brens messages still from last night and you just ignored, as you decided you didn't wanna talk, see or think about him.
when he woke up that afternoon, he noticed that you didn't reply, which wasn’t very common of you. that’s why he called you, but you hung up, he called again, you hung up again, and so that it wouldn’t have a third call, you blocked him.
bren knew this wasn’t normal, you don’t ignore him like that, not even when you’re mad. you always say that it’s important to talk about the things that made you both upset or angry or whatever, and that’s how your relationship had worked so far, so this just wasn’t you.
he was so confused why, what was the reason for you to act like that. it was making him feel worried and he was getting edgy. that’s when bordy came into his room.
“dude…. have you talked to y/n today?” he sat on brendans bed beside him.
“why?- no, i’m trying to but she’s not answering or picking up my calls and-” he said while running his hands through his hair.
“i think i know why….”
“what? what do you mean?”
so thomas showed him the videos, the texts he got from other people asking about it, the comments on social media, everything. bren was red in anger, he just couldn't understand why people were doing this to him and to you, why couldn't they mind their own business?
“fuck fuck fuck! bordy this is not what it looks like i- i swear, this girl is fucking insane! ” he stood up in so much frustration that he could feel his blood on his veins.
“briss i know, i know you wouldn’t do this to y/n, but i think she might not. i mean it looks pretty convincing….”
“fuuuck” he repeated sitting on the bed placing his head on his hands and letting out a groan.
then he abruptly got up again, determined to go talk to you, dressing up in a hurry and storming out of his room.
you stayed the entire day inside your dorm because you knew people were gossiping about this and you didn’t want to see or hear anything else. your eyes were swollen and your face was red from crying. you felt like shit, you just wanted to disappear. that’s when you heard someone knocking on your door, and of course it was brendan.
when you opened it and saw it was him you immediately tried to close it but he was so much faster and placed his foot between it.
“go away brendan” you said as you still pushed the door trying to close it but obviously it wasn’t working because he was way stronger than you.
“y/n please let me in”
“go away” you said with a shaky voice
“baby you need to hear me please”
eventually you got tired and felt weak of holding the door so you just let it go, walking back to your bedroom and leaving him alone in there.
he entered your dorm and followed you.
“i need you to listen to me” he said as he sat beside you on your bed.
“do i? because i think everything i saw sums it up pretty well” you said wrapping your arms around your body like you were protecting yourself
“please y/n, i know how it looks like, but nothing happened”
“so you both just went to a room together to what? have a conversation?”
“she followed me there, i was just going to use the bathroom, and thats exactly what happened, nothing else”
“and before? you were having a p-pretty good time huh?” you were trying so hard not to cry again.
“babe, i’m sorry, i was so drunk i didn’t even realize she was doing that and when i did, i stopped her”
“oh of course you were drunk brendan! that’s pretty much all you do! do you actually remember this, what you’re saying?” you sarcastically laughed with your eyes full of tears again.
“babe please - i do remember, and i’m telling you nothing happened, nothing.”
“stop calling me babe” you exasperated as you swept away the tears now running down your face
he sighed in frustration running his hands in his hair frenetically trying to figure out a way to make this right.
“ i swear to you y/n, i didn’t cheat, i would never do this to you” he tried to grab your cheek to clean a tear but you turned your face away
“you don’t believe me?” he continued, feeling like he had a huge lump in his throat.
“ i’m sorry bren” you said as you looked deeply into his eyes
he felt like a train had just crashed him. the fact that you didn’t trust him and assumed the worst just broke his heart. could him blame you tho?
he knew that he would never, in a million years, do that to you, not even when he was drunk. but you didn’t.
he would never hurt you in that way, he liked you so much he thought maybe he was even loving you and all he could do in this case was give you his words, but it wasn't enough, your eyes said everything, you didn’t believe him.
“yeah i’m sorry too” he got up also with tears in his eyes and left.
Fandom: Mass Effect Trilogy
Ship: Female Shepard/ Jeff Joker Moreau
Rating: T
Summary: A series of snippets featuring moments with Joker and Shepard (the same custom Shepard in my other Shakarian and Shryik fanfics). Spanning the whole trilogy, with a emphasis on ME3 and the post-ending (Destroy, Shepard lives). Every chapter will have its timeline marked because they won't always be in chronological order.
Joker slides back on the stool, tugging the brim of his cap. "I'm an expert at watching from the sidelines."
"And what would your analysis of me be?" Is that foot in your mouth tasty, Briar?
But the question doesn't faze her pilot much. "Well, we both know - who doesn't - that you're not the dancing type. So you'll hang around a while, make sure that your crew is as fine as it can be. But your face tells me that you'll soon go hit a few rounds at the firing range. That's how you get your kicks. Well, that or helping people."
Shepard blinks at Joker.
"Oh, yeah. Almost forgot. You also have the kind of face that says we're almost out of the good coffee and you're coming up with a master plan to get more."
She snorts against the rim of her glass. "Sure that's not your brain doing the talking? But... That was a bullseye. Your analysis is way more on point than the one Aria gave me earlier."
asra can be mad at the apprentice for not choosing him
i know asra is happy for you with whoever you chose but asra let him be upset, like my dude gave up half of his heart for the apprentice and they just run off with someone else, especially if that someone is lucio.
you cannot tell me that asra was never upset or heartbroken about the apprentice choosing him and you can’t tell me he got over a relationship that was strong enough to make him give up half of his heart in only a few days like who it seems in the different routes.
sure, is he happy for the apprentice?
yes, he’s happy the apprentice found someone that they love.
is HE happy?
no, and you can’t tell me otherwise. asra’s a person who was legitimately in love with someone and was in a relationship with them for a good long while and sacrificed so much for them to come back.
when you love so much that much you can’t get over them that quickly if at all and you’re not going to be happy to the point of teasing them about who they chose over you.
anyway the point of this it to say that asra deserves to get upset and sad and him just be cool with the apprentice choosing someone else is lowkey wack.
