#hardisonparkereliot

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[Podfic Link] | Length: 1 minute, 56 seconds

Original Work: Hidden by @theredshirtsarecoming

Leverage: Hardison/Parker/Eliot | Rating: General Audiences

Summary: 

Eliot, Parker, and Hardison all hide their soulmarks.

Notes: recorded for @polypodweek 2026!

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for the ship thing: I'd ask Hartwin but I don't know if you actually ship them. If not, then Sterek? Oooor Hardison/Parker/Eliot from Leverage?

Okay I was gonna give Hartwin a go but then you had to give me Hardison/Parker/Eliot and I just…i love them so much okay?

who takes longer showers? Hardison for sure. Parker is so used to being quick at everything. She doesn’t know how to relax. And Eliot is just very conscientious of the utility bill (and he really hates wasting water)

how do they make up after a fight? Parker and Eliot are really stubborn. Hardison is too but it usually falls to him to solve any fights between the three of them. Usually he just tricks them into a movie night with popcorn and eventually Parker and Eliot can’t hold back from making a comment about “how stupid this movie is why would you even suggest this Hardison?” It’s fool proof. Works every time.

who prefers rain and who prefers sun? Hardison kinda hates going outside so rainy days are ideal for him. Eliot on the other hand loves sunny days. He and Parker like to hike from time to time. The weather doesn’t really matter to Parker though. She’ll go outside during a hurricane (a thing that’s happened a couple times–Hardison and Eliot had to drag her back inside)

what’s their favorite place to go together? They mostly just love visiting McRory’s. Nate and Sophie aren’t around anymore but they like the memories that the place has so they return every once in a while. Luckily over the years the FBI has backed off some

who’s more likely to be voted prom king/queen? Lol none of them. Parker didn’t bother with high school and Hardison was a big self-labelled nerd. Eliot on the other hand moved around a lot. He didn’t have time to make a lot of friends.

do they celebrate anniversaries, etc.? Parker is huge on Christmas but she always forgets their anniversary. None of them are really worried about it but Hardison and Eliot like to get together and do something nice for Parker every once and a while.

who’d pressure the other into singing karaoke? Eliot is the only one that can actually sing and now that the others know he’s not really shy about it. Parker sings even though she’s terrible. They like to force Hardison up on stage with them.

what’s their nightly routine? After years of working together on jobs, they’ve created a sort of fluidity between them. Brushing their teeth, switching off using the sinks and taking showers just sort of comes naturally to them. But they all like to snuggle down together at the end of the night, Parker squished between her two boys.

who’s more likely to burn dinner? Parker. Definitely. Eliot has tried to hard to teach her but she just doesn’t appreciate food like he does. At least Hardison can make mac and cheese.