#harlequinsanity

[escalaregalia]

"You're hot when you're angry."

Send “You’re hot when you’re angry” for my muse’s reaction to your muse saying this.

“What?”

[jokerpathic]

harlequinsanity replied to your post:���������������� because not only are you clearly an...

“#marry me” do i look cheap 2 u where’s my ring

its in da mail. if it works 4 clark kent, it can work 4 me too 

[jokerpathic]

harlequinsanity replied to your post:           what if i just cha cha slid right on...

*cha cha slides into your lap*

              ❛ harley, baby--------where ya been ?? ❜ he purred at her, slowly DRAPING his hand over her waist.

[deadshotisms-blog]

@harlequinsanity ;; [MSG: harhar] You up to no good?

[notafossil]

@harlequinsanity

     “No... Can’t say that I DO have a       problem with you sitting there.”

[gothamsmadking-blog]

@harlequinsanity

     “He’s boring, don’t you think?” He hums, glancing down       to where Harley’s fingers toy with the buttons of his shirt.       He doesn’t wait for her to answer, instead he leans        toward her, turning his head only slightly. “What do we        do with BORING people, baby?”

[wickedfatality]

( @harlequinsanity from x )

                     A laugh escaped the brunette’s lips as she approached the woman who could really only be described as both the hottest mess she’d ever seen and quite possibly — the sexiest jester ( not that Katherine had a list of sexy jesters — but if she did —— ). 

                    “ Oh, on the contrary.. ” she purred, her lips curling into a smile. When she’d arrived in this city she’d expected some fun. Gotham had been advertised to her as chaos incarnate — but all she’d seen so far was boring crimes committed by quite possibly the most moronic criminals. And to top it all off, there was a buzzkill dressed in a bat costume ( wearing a cape, no less — because no over-the-top vigilante could be complete without one ) who was ruining even that slightest level of entertainment. 

                    But this woman, with her messy hair a shade of blonde with cotton candy swirls only the strongest of chemicals could produce was... different. In what way, Katherine could not tell. But she did know almost instantaneously that she was just the level of crazy she had been searching for. " I think you’re perfect. ”

                   “ I’m new in town, and so far no one has given me a good enough tour. What would you say to showing me what Gotham is really like? ” she asked, raising an eyebrow. “ I promise my company won’t disappoint. ”