He has trust issues and has seen the fallout of marriages when there’s infidelity between the two people.
When he notices you paying attention to someone else (Tobirama if you wanna hurt him) instead of getting angry, he gets upset and isolates himself even more from the village.
Hashirama would become the only person he trusts as Tobirama has taken EVERYONE away from him.
If you correct him and claim its a misunderstanding, you have a long road ahead to gaining his trust back. Don’t expect it to be easy.
Hashirama, 3.5/10
He’s a very trusting individual, if he loves you, he trusts you!
It makes potential misunderstandings even harder to commit when he’s so open about his feelings.
When you pick someone else to have lunch with, he goes into a depressive state and you have to comfort him (he just wants you to pay attention to him again tehe)
All this doesn’t mean that he never gets jealous, its just he’s smarter than he looks and acts like and knows how to get your attention back to him easily.
He’ll shove important duties onto Tobirama if he wants to spend time with you.
He won’t let you go that easily ❤️
Tobirama, 8.5/10
Veryyyy emotionally repressed and is away a lot for missions and duties. What a terrible recipe!
He does get jealous, if he notices you hanging around someone else then he’s getting moody, annoyed and suspicious.
He starts noting down where you go and who you hang out with.
He also starts being rude to you and basically insinuates that you’re a cheating slut even if you aren’t 💀.
He knows you’re not cheating as he knows your chakra signature and follows it💀 but his feelings are still hurt and he will let you know.
experimentalist. would try pretty much everything once
is not a poet, but if he was, would have seven journals full of odes to eating box. that man is obsessed with vagina, the smell, the taste. he wants it. sit on his face. let him suffocate. let him drown. he will be back for more. he would be ceaseless. its an addiction. hashirama is THE box muncher. THE pussy eater. please and thank you
megaaaaa service top. if all its about is his partner's pleasure, he is a happy man
total switch. doesnt really care what hes doing as long as its with mito and/or madara (take your pick, or headcanon both. im not so impartial as i am a hashimada shipper who loves all aspects of hashirama, including his wife. (not sure who I'm quoting but I know I'm quoting someone))
fantasizes about getting just a taste of box. will legit jerk off and finish to the idea of eating someone out
rope bunny. he enjoys being forced to do things/forced to not do things
rigger. aside from liking to watch his partner squirm, mokuton is a huge part of hashirama and he finds it so intimate and sensual and satisfying to wrap his partner in that part of himself. bonus points if he can sense or even straight up feel things through some of his mokuton vines
absolutely loves eating pussy. would do it for hours every day multiple times a day if he could
suuuuch a tease. this goes back to liking to watch his partner squirm. he gets such a kick out of his partner being flustered and loud
hear me out but he would be sooo A-okay with being pissed on. its filthy and degrading, so naturally he likes it. and if his partner likes it hashirama just likes it more ("his partner" im looking straight at you, madara)
will be physically rutting into the sheets as he eats his partner out because he just thinks its so hot he physically cant control himself
suuuuch a huge giant enormous praise kink. will constantly praise and talk his partner through it, and definitely wouldnt mind hearing hes doing a good job XD
not much of a degrader, more of a degradee. highkey gets off on humiliation
on that note, step on him. he likes it
Bonafied Face Seat Box Muncher. give that man five minutes and a cunt and he'll have it squirting with his tongue alone
lowkey likes it when his partner is sweaty/ unwashed, to a degree
(a leap from the previous headcanons and very madara specific but:) gore. my greatest apologies to those who need it, and shoutout to @d3dlyb4t and @closetgakure for the idea, but i can tooootally see hashirama misusing his extensive healing abilities to, with minimal risk, dig straight into his own or madara's guts, spread the blood around, like writhe in agony actually. he'd climax insantly. im sorry, hashirama is so crazy. that man is insane. its canon. dont come for me, you know im right
and can i throw vore in there too? because i will. vore. eat him. he'll grow back
anyways
in love with tasting vagina
has his gentle moments but generally likes it rough. would probably treat mito very delicately and ladylike until shes like "be rough already, i like it"
has sex to forget about his feelings; its another outlet, like gambling and drinking. pry this headcanon from my cold dead hands, i dare you to try
possessive but not exactly in a jealous way? hes pretty secure, talk to whoever you want. he just also owns you in his head lowkey. will be fucking you and thinking (or even saying, if the mood is right) "mine"
eats so much pussy he'd get put on 'my strange addiction' if it existed when he was alive. would absolutely slurp squirt like its his favorite drink ever. it is his favorite drink ever
exibitionalist. something something hokage's desk. only with madara though. hed never risk humiliating his wife
period box is some of his favorite box. yes please, spread em, let him lick you clean, let him clean you out from the inside with his tongue. he likes the taste, and likes knowing hes easing his partner's cramps. period sex is always a win for senju hashirama
if you are what you eat, hashirama is a vagina
eats pussy
eats a lot of pussy
face: buried in cunt → hashirama: happy
panty sniffer lowkey; its one step away from his burying his nose and mouth between someone's legs
Hello there!! Just saw you had your request open and I just have to ask for scenarios for the Konoha Founders getting caught making out with their s/o not inherently in a sexual way but more suggestive and yk romantic kind of just showing their appreciation of having their s/o by their side in a passionate way (I just think their reactions would be hilarious especially if it's their sibling catching them so bonus for Madaras scenario if Izuna is still alive)
/Sorry it took so long, I hope it is good.
🔥Madara Uchiha🔥
Word Count: 236
Madara had kept his eyes on you all day, you had smiled and greeted the people walking past you. Your kindness and warmth create a bridge between him and the villagers. Konoha was still new and many villagers were still frightened and on edge with a Uchiha being part of the foundation of the village, the tension of war still looming the citizens were on edge but yet people were attracted to your kindness.
He watched as a child handed you a flower and he could feel his heart race, as you put the flower in your hair and smiled, your eyes catching him, a beautiful blush hinting at your cheek, “What?” You questioned.
“I am realizing we didn’t have alone time in a while,” Madara was hinting towards a small alley wedged between two houses, “and how beautiful you look,” he took his hint grabbing his lover’s hand he lead them to some privacy behind the buildings. His fingers explored his lover’s body while his lips captured theirs and tasted his lover’s lips.
He was in a warm embrace he didn’t notice a familiar chakra approaching them as he was caught in your embrace. A clearing of a throat caught his attention and Izuna stood at the end of the alleyway with a cat-like smirk. “I see you are busy,” Izuna grinned finding amusement in his brother's cheeks turning a bright shade of red.
🥈Senju Tobirama🥈
Word Count: 257
“You completely missed your target,” Tobirama was leaning on the tree in the training ground. His eyes were closed but still, he knew you missed your target. You had asked him to help train as your skills with the Kunia have been lacking, you know how serious Tobirama was when it came to training.
You had gotten better after an hour of training with him instead of hitting the ground or throwing the Kunai past the dummy you had managed to hit the marker. But it wasn’t good enough, you wanted to hit your target a few times but not in the bullseye you wanted, and not with the level of skill Tobirama would have hit it.
“Do you mind helping me instead of just standing there,” You huffed your arms on your waist.
He nodded walking towards you, wrapping his arms around your waist he was more than willing to help guide you with the skills you needed. He froze suddenly aware of intimate the scene would look to passersby he would have pulled away but he liked being this close. His hands went to your chin tilting your head so he made eye contact with him and he locked your lips with yours. It was short and sweet and everything you imagined.
“I am sorry,” a voice called out, Hashirama had been walking towards you two but was now changing directions, “I will ask another time,” his face red.
Tobirama also pushing looked away, “That is enough training for today,” he said clearing his throat.
🥇Senju Hashirama🥇
Word Count: 267
Work had piled up since the war ended and the village was created, Hashirama sat in his office staring at all the paperwork he had to read and look over. A few of them were letters of admiration, but most were letters from villagers asking for help and wanting to send ninjas on a dangerous mission. Life had been peaceful for the most part after the war but some stragglers chose to break the rule and make life harder for citizens. Thugs really.
He didn’t look up when the door opened and you walked in, your fingers brushing on his back and catching his attention, “hey,” you whispered, with a shy smile. He smiled back at you his arms reaching out inviting you to sit on his lap. You gladly accepted his offer taking a seat in his lap, “you were busy all morning, and I was worried about you,” you said placing a hand on his cheek. He smiled and nibbled on your finger tasting you.
“I am sorry,” he said wrapping his fingers with yours, I just got busy,” he kissed your temple before he kissed your lips. You tasted so good so sweet like the sweetest candy, and he was being treated for going through so much work. You were both caught in the kiss your fingers tangling with his hair before pulling away for some air.
“Are you two done?” A stern voice caught both of your attention. Tobirama stood in front of the desk his face also red while he showed his irritation.
Hashirama grinned at his brother, “What is wrong with treating myself,”
For me, I don't have fixed sexuality headcanons for most characters, even for the characters for whom I have fixed sexuality headcanons. Like for instance, with Madara, I usually see him as 100% gay, like very very gay. But, if I want to make MadaMito happen, I make him bi. In fact, I think most characters I headcanon as bi/pan, actually monosexual characters are a rarity.
Also, each character has an allo/ace/aro switch that I flip on and off based off of my mood. Like, I'm not sure if Madara is demi, or if he just has high standards that 99.99999% of men can't dream of reaching. For instance, his *bare minimum* requirement is that the guy has to be taller than him. He's like 5'10. In a clan where the average male height is like 5'7.
And the same thing with Hashirama. Usually, I hc him as allosexual, but sometimes I make him acespec just because I'm a contrarian at heart for funsies.
Tobirama: Some kind of aroace-spec, but he could also just be allo. Idk
Mito: Bisexual with a preference for women.
Touka: Gay, but sometimes I make her bi for like IzuTouka/ToukaIzu
Hikaku: Idk, either bi or straight
Izuna: Pansexual
Sasuke: This is a tricky one. With him, he has to be 100% gay. but, I could also see him as being aroace-spec
Kakashi: The one character who I can't figure out. Is he gay? Is he straight? Is he bi/pan? Aegosexual? Who knows...
I don't want to lose you! -Founders, when their s/o gets hurt
TW: reader gets injured, awkward conversations (someone teach me how to write normal ones, I'm begging)
AN: I was soooo tired, so sorry for any grammar mistakes. It's definitelly not my most amazing work, but I tried my best, and it was today's best.
Enjoy~
Hashirama Senju:
He should have known better... the newly established village: Konohagakure was still fragile, and the old enemies were everywhere. Other villages were trying to melt Konoha into theirs, or just straight out kill people. Especially him.
Yes, the ever so lucky, easygoing Hashirama has enemies. And these enemies know his weak spot: you.
You were an average shinobi, no extraordinary chakra, no exceptional taijutsu, but your hard work made you almost invincible. Your intelligence was needed in these feral times, so Hashirama decided to send you to a diplomatic journey along with two of his most trusted people aside from Tobirama and Madara.
How unfortunate it was!
Upon being informed about your fight with some old enemies of him, Hashirama at first became absolutely speechless, which was unusual from the God of Shinobi. Madara paled, Tobirama tried to get his attention, but Hashirama was long lost in his own thoughts about cold revenge. But first, he must heal you!
You were carried by one of the two shinobi that accompanied you on your diplomatic journey, the other one died. Hashirama, Tobirama and Madara rushed to you, and brought you to the newly built hospital where exceptional healers worked, but no, Hashirama wanted to heal you himself, as he still felt guilty.
Upon opening your eyes, you found a healer checking you, nodding, writing down something on her scroll.
The most logical questions would have been: “Where am I? What happened? Who are you?” But you didn’t care about formalities and asked if Hashirama was here.
“Umm.” You felt the hesitation in the woman’s voice. Trying to get up seemed impossible as the wounds still hurt as hell, but you needed to know where your lover was.
“Please, don’t get up, you’d only hurt yourself.”
“Then tell me where is my partner!” You demanded, but your voice was weak.
“He went to...get his revenge.” Just as she informed you, the long haired man rushed to your room, seemingly unscratched, without a wound or a bruise. Of course, we are talking about Hashirama Senju.
No words were needed. He knelt next to your bed, placed his face on your stomach and let his worry say farewell. You were okay, and no one would ever try to hurt you again. He’d make it sure!
Tobirama Senju:
You were almost like an extra limb for the stoic Senju, or more like an extra brain: he needed a scroll for his experiments? You got it! He wanted to talk about a jutsu but no one seems to listen? You were all ears. Tobirama trusted you more than anyone, as you also shared the same passion towards books, scrolls and were just as thirsty for knowledge as he was. That; and many other things attracted the younger Senju.
So sending you to find a special flower that is necessary for one of his experiments seemed like a good idea. You knew where to find the plant, was aware why he needed it so much and understood his experiments.
It was not a good idea...
See, despite your smart nature, your physical abilities were not the best, let’s say barely average. Your clan didn’t train you to be a shinobi, rather depended on your diplomatic skills and intelligence. When you and Tobirama started to work together he taught you a few basic attacks, and you could defend yourself, but were far from his level.
The rouge ninjas that attacked you were strong. They sensed the lack of chakra you’ve got, and saw the Leaf headband attached to your waist. You were an easy target for them. They took all your things with them, not that you cared. At that point you were left alone on the verge of death.
Almost half a day has passed when Tobirama realized you were still not in the village, and started to worry. The place was 2 hours away, you should have been in his office by noon as you went out early, but it was sunset.
Fortunately, Tobirama Senju was a smart man and placed his mark on you, just in case, and after he teleported to your half dead body, he blessed his anxious mind.
Quickly, he teleported you to the hospital and immediately called for his brother. Hashirama spent a day to properly heal you, meanwhile Tobirama tried to find the ninjas who did that to you. However when he was informed that you were conscious, he immediately went to visit you.
“I’m so sorry Tobirama san.” You straight away apologized for not bringing the plant and for causing distress to the white haired man.
“Why are you apologizing Y/n san?”
“For disappointing you.” You looked down embarrassed, not wanting to meet the sharp gaze of the young Senju, who looked like he was about to burst with anger.
“What are you talking about? You almost died, Y/n! Who cares about a stupid plant? Your life is so much more important to me than anything in this goddamn world. By the way, if you wonder, we captured the rouge ninjas that attacked you.” He added, still fuming.
You took his hand, causing Tobirama to blush even more. “Thank you.”
Madara Uchiha:
Good luck trying to hurt his darling! One never just touches an Uchiha, are they actually insane or what?
Anyway, you were sent on a mission, and while your husband deeply disagreed, saying: “You don’t need to do that; everybody knows you are strong, stop being stubborn.” But again, you were an Uchiha now, a pretty adamant one, so even Madara could not stop you if you decided on something.
You were a powerful, possessing lightning and fire style as chakra natures, knowing countless jutsus; a true match for the great Madara Uchiha, who despite being aware of your strength still worried whenever you two were separated.
“Be careful then.” With a sigh he walked out of the Hokage’s office, not even wanting to know what mission you would go on. It can’t be a problem after all, there are hardly any as trained shinobi as you. So being calm would be logical.
But his intuition told him otherwise and when you were carried back to the village heavily wounded, Madara didn’t waste a second.
“Who did this?” He shouted at the poor shinobi that hold you.
“The...the other two shinobi who were assigned with us. They were new to the village; I don’t even know their full names.”
Heated by wrath, Madara was ready to murder, however his friend, Hashirama has stopped him. “Don’t worry, we’d find them, you just be next to Y/n. She would need you after waking up. The wounds are not as serious as they seem, she’d recover sooner than one could expect.”
You woke up after two days. Meanwhile your husband was about to rip someone’s eyeballs off, when Hashirama announced that his team found the ones who hurt Y/n and killed them.
“Madara?” Your voice was weak, barely audible but the usually scary Uchiha was there, next to you in a second, eyes reflected relief, agony, pain and happiness at the same time. See, he was not a man of words, but you always knew what he was thinking.
“You were right, I should...ah I’m so sorry.” Tears poured down on your cheeks. Sometimes even the strongest ones break. You felt like a failure.
“No. It’s not your fault you trusted them.” He gently caressed your cheeks, wiping away the tears. “You are strong, one of the strongest. They couldn’t have had a chance against you if they’d have played by the rules, so they did what they could. Shinobi get wounded, that’s not a proof of their weakness, Y/n, rather a proof of their big heart.”
“Thank you, love.”
“That doesn’t mean I’m not angry at the situation though, and when we get back to the compound, you and I are going to train some more.”
i love(!) your “sleeping with uchihas” headcanons! Is it possible for you to do one with hashirama, tobirama and jiraiya?
Warnings: 18+, nsfw/sfw headcanons,somno
Omg I’m so sleepy myself.
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Jiraiya
This gentle giant is reserved for those of us who love to cuddle up throughout the night. His muscles are soft and supple and his beefy arms feel like pillows wrapped around you all nice and snug.
He’s actually a deep sleeper, and has a hard time waking up in the mornings. Soft kisses and running your fingers through his thick mane isn’t enough to wake him up even in the slightest. That’s like poking a tortoises shell and hoping it will jump up. Be fucking fr. You’ve gotta straddle his waist and bounce on him, pick up his arms and carelessly drop them back down to the bed and maybe even push him over a little, that’s if you’re strong enough. He weighs over 200lbs(because I said so) so good luck with that hun.
Our handsome bugga boo over here is EXTREMELY cuddly, practically using your body like a weighted stuffed animal. He believes in falling asleep together and love to snuggle throughout the night. For someone as big as he is though he’s naturally able to regulate his temperature, he once explained it to you before…something about a special chakra control technique provided to him by the toads to help themselves survive in extreme temperatures.
Please lay ontop of him🥺 nothing he loves more than feeling your weight and smelling your scent all over him, his hands rubbing as much of your body as he can, your warm skin against his palms oh so soothing to him.
Look okay. When it’s time to sleep, Jiraiya is going to sleep. He’s not going to attempt to touch you in a sexual way while you’re asleep because guess what, he’s asleep too. Maybe you could be the little pervert this time around.
Jiraiya does love a steaming hot session in the morning however. Because he sleeps so hard he always wakes up feeling very refreshed, and with you clinging to his body like velcro, he’s tempted to start touching, grabbing and fondling his sleeping beauty.
He frequently starts off your mornings with the most intense head you’ve ever experienced in your life. You wonder if the devil himself taught him how to torture you like this, his warm tongue so soft yet strong against your clit as he swirls and sucks on it, bringing you to a ball of tears in just a few minutes.
Fight him, pull on his hair, grip the sheets, cry, please cry, scream at him, beg him. He doesn’t care, he knows you really do love this, and he’s determined to reduce you to jelly as soon as he’s finished with you. You might still whimper a few minutes after he’s cleaned you up, post orgasm wracking your entire body that’s just so sensitive, any kind of touch, vibration or disturbance makes you whine.
But it’s okay to start your mornings off like this you see, Jiraiya loves to baby you any chance he gets, and will gladly help you get ready for work, washing your whole body for you, softly whining in his ear, your hand death gripping his well defined forearm as he gently washes your intimate area, still extremely sensitive from your morning alarm.
If you’re feeling sleepy after your shower he will literally carry you around the house, letting you sleep in his arms, your head laying in his shoulder while he supports you with one arm. He might lay on the couch and have a quick morning nap with you so snuggly against him before he wakes you up for work.
10/10 for the clingy and cuddly babies.
Hashirama
Just like he’s the god of shinobi, he’s also the god of sleeping in the bed with don’t you know? Keep up.
He’s understanding and patient nature make it possible for him to sleep well with anyone really. It doesn’t matter if you’re the cuddly cutie or the solo baby, he’s more than okay with whatever works best for you.
He loves it when you hold his hand though, that’s something he truly enjoys while sleeping, and not tangle your legs with his too?
And just like our giant teddy bear Jiraiya, he’s body is also soft and huggable, and he feels so good wrapped around you. He always smell like heaven, this deep rooty smell, maybe it’s because of his hair products, but the scent makes you wanna lick him to make sure he’s not actually walking food. Because he smells so yummy.
He also won’t attempt to try anything in the middle of the night, just because he doesn’t actually know much about that stuff. People have sex with their sleeping partners? He’s never heard of that before. He’s not interested. It’s weird to him. Not something he feels comfortable exploring.
He does love a good session or two…or three or four before bed, and he’s so manipulative while he’s fucking you through tears and petty little whines. Sometimes while you’re shaking uncontrollably and having a hard time underneath him he laughs at you, “My sweet baby, you’re going to have a peaceful sleep tonight huh?”, he teases, easily picking you up and carrying you to the bathroom to clean you up, retuning you to bed, holding you tight until you’ve recovered. He loves that you want to be extremely close to him afterwards, it makes him feel needed.
I guess that’s why you’re experiencing better sleep. 9/10.
Tobirama
Such a damn baby. He cannot and will not sleep if you don’t spoon him. He needs you to rub his chest or play with his ear, and will lift up your thigh and wrap it around his hip incase you forgot wtf is going on right now. As soon as the lights go off and you wrapped your arms around him he becomes all sorts of needy and dependent, he’s reserved for those of us who love to nurture and care for our partners.
Can you be surprised though? His co dependent nature around you should’ve told you all you needed to know. But what can you say, you love putting your man baby to sleep every night, holding him tight and falling asleep beside him is actually enjoyable, but, some nights Tobirama will be the big spoon, and as expected, he’s really good at it. He will push his knee between your thighs and wrap an arm around you, might even lean into you a little to smell more of you before sleep takes over.
He sleeps like a rock, and you wonder if he’s even alive some nights since he’s so quiet and still.
He leans towards the sick and twisted side when it comes to making love to you, so yes, if he wakes up in the middle of the night and can’t sleep, he will turn toward you with that sinister look in his eyes. Tobirama is sneaky though, and sometimes you’ll only find out that he played around with you once you wake up in the morning and you’re butt naked😃. He really loves to slip in between your thighs and eat you out a little, carefully stretching you out with his tongue, and you never fail to surprise him with the needy noises you make during your sleep. Are dreaming about him perhaps? Once you’re all wet and warm from his work, he’ll try and slip it in. It takes a minute for him to even get the tip in, and you’ll surely wake up at some point, but he quickly hushes you back to sleep, and softly fondling your breasts, he’ll find sleep again.
He’s head is always up the clouds when he’s sheathed inside of you like this. But your pussy always hurts the fist couple hours of the day.
Hashirama has this ironclad idea of what’s ‘right’ and ‘wrong’ in his head (like a very strict moral compass), and he sticks to it like his life depends on it. The problem? He expects everyone else to do the same. And if you don’t? He won’t yell or argue, he'll just guilt trip you until you start questioning yourself. It’s not screaming control, it’s soft, smiling moral manipulation disguised as concern. He really believes his way is the only way... and that’s what makes it dangerous.
