#he is allergic

[hcnnibal]

Seen in the vending machine at work, though I doubt they're represented by the sodas here 😂 Do they drink soda? Any particular preferences?

SONS SPOTTED!! A1’s fave drink is cola, but absolutely hysterical that A2’s is the fucking grape sunkist dbfbvnv

[thecindercrow]

Like a Dragon Gaiden ↳ Substory: End of Destruction

[cucullas]

You interview ANGEL DI MARIA reporter your confidence in your Spanish and on the moment interpretation must be amazing because my son will not speak a world of French ever

[znks]

ben, who is lowkey allergic to cats, just carried in my parents’ cat holding him up to his face and crying into his fur about how cute he is, like rubbing his face against the cat and giggling and baby talking and omfg

[storytell]

Maybe you could get her a cat. I heard a rumor that she likes cats.

[trashpigeon]

So I was originally planning on getting a dog when I move to an apartment but!!!!! I'm thinking about getting two boy rats instead! I think it'll be very fun to have them. I've had a hamster, mouse and guinea pig before so I think I'll know the basics!

[tharacelehar]

me: i will be SO PISSED if this is an allergic reaction to the shrimp

me: you don't even know

brother, who LOVES shrimp and discovered he is allergic: ACTUALLY

brother: I WOULD KNOW

brother: I REALLY WOULD