#he is superior

[sanitrance]

So I've recently gotten a new computer, currently sorting through files, and I stumbled upon this silly little interaction from Tumblr years ago.

It's no secret that I have a thing for Soundwave from Transformers (but who doesn't rly) 👀

I view Soundwave more so as a very dear friend and comfort, but I will also always be in love with him lol

Another one.

[yelenapines]

sejanus plinth>>>

[cloudcountry]

I just read your fic where the Reader surprises Jade with tons of smooches and idk why but now im just in Love with idea of them doing the same thing at the Lounge and Jade walking out of like a closet or something all disheveled and covered in smooch marks and just continuing to do his job with like a huge ass smile on his face, not even gonna Try to fix himself up. Azul is Screeching in the corner, Floyd's just laughing his ass off, Customer's are disturbed and do Not want to bring it up, and Reader's just standing there Smugly watching him work knowing their gonna get 10x that after his shift

THIS ^^^^^^^^ YOURE A GENIUS

i can only imagine azul chanting "my employees need to be PROPER" over and over in his head while floyd is just like "heyyy jade! did ya have fun?" and jade is just ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ HELP

costumers somehow being even MORE scared because jade is usually so well put together and now he's covered in lip marks??? from the prefect?

THEY'D ALL BE SO CONFUSED but omg after the shift is over jade's gonna pull his silly little "oh you thought you could pull one over on me? i never leave any debts unpaid." and gives them even MORE kisses!!

genius. i love soft jade leech.

[astradelta-undomiel]

i am here once again to remind y'all of mcbeardy's superiority

[czernysglittersoup]

grayson hawthorne this jameson hawthorne that why don’t we talk about

✨alexander hawthorne✨

[kai-kat]

rick sanchez my favorite girlboss

[kenobrea]

facts

[funkylittlegoblinman]

i fucking love this man so much<3