#he would

[pestilence-e]

Spamton would crush up smarties and snort them and then instantly regret it

[shawnhatosyy]

saw a guy on a motorcycle who was blaring yeah! by usher and thought about michael robinavitch

[hudconvent]

wheres that post that said shane hollander would be mentioned by name in a drake song

[freegiftjones]

Alfred with miniature horses though. In my mind he has one named Spot and everyone thinks spot is a dog until they meet her

ok yes. like lil sebastion from parks and rec. and spot totally lives in his house sometimes.

[homesmutconfessions]

Jake eating dirk out and saying SCRUMPTIOUS! After

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[headfirstforhaloxzz]

he'd piss on the pedestrians ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅

[godkiller4231]

I can't wait until winter when I can throw her in the snow :.)

[squidish]

it's actually a good thing that near didnt turn around when mello came to visit him because he would have crawled over and jsut started making out with his boots