Feb 18, 2021
Major Tallmadge? More like Major Tightpants. In more ways than one.
Roast my muse. Tell them the hard truths about themselves that they need to hear.
Alternatively, send 🔥 + a URL/name and my muse will roast them.
“I’m sorry, but...is it possible to have tight pants in ‘more ways than one?’ The statement itself sounds rather conclusive.”
Were his breeches that tight? He didn’t really think so...