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Karter: Damn, you make it hard to leave! Heather: Then don't! You shouldn't be working anyway! I have millions in the bank. Besides, you're a rookie in the sports career! You're not a non-playable sim anymore, you can relax!

Karter knew Heather was right (Heather was always right), but he didn't want to live off of her hard earned money. Maybe he could get a promotion and retire on a better pension though.

Heather: Cut whatever macho shit is going through your head. We've got the money. Think about it!

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Heather: Oh Cabbagepatch, was that you I could hear? What's wrong? Cabbagepatch: Miss Heather! It was simply awful! The shrivelled puma insulted me! All I asked for was friendship! Heather: Okay, let's get you in the bath.

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Isabella: Yaaay! Let's all talk about Mum's movie! It's not like I had a monumental moment in my life! Noelani: I made §28k in one day! When you do that, you'll be ready to make big choices like that! Heather: Fuck....it's like sitting in between two of me.

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Noelani: Your Noni Heather was right to ask for punishment, Isabella! First day and you hack into the school computers?? I should take your phone away! Heather: Now, she's been punished already! I don't think we have a mod for that either. Isabella: So Luke led a food fight, but I'm a criminal? Way to pick favourites! Noelani: He's a child! They served him welcome wagon fruitcake! Isabella: I like fruitcake...

Jamie kept his mouth shut.

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Heather: Yes, @surely-sims....bring me the young men, bring me all the young men...I'm in my nineties but I'm tighter than an EP budget, I am queen of the Milf Motel...head gilf in charge ....wait....werewolf...no....NO.....NOOOO NOT MY IMPLANTS.....no not my life bar.......NOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Some time later...

Heather: Fanfuckingtastic. The Watcher just had to forget to update her mods and I just had to stave of menopause with a heavy dose of HRT. My fertility knows no bounds. I've just spent years having everything pinned back to where it was before kids! WHY???

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Heather: Cabbagepatch, have you been in the chicken coop again, you're disgusting! Cabbagepatch: Oh the humiliation! To think Cabbagepatch was worried for Miss Heather! Cabbagepatch is the only one who keeps the Clucking Cosa Nostra in check! IF IT WASN'T FOR CABBAGEPATCH, MISS HEATHER WOULD BE DEAD TWENTY FIVE PROCEDURES AGO!

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Cabbagepatch: Miss Heather is losing the plot! She can't leave, she is the only one Cabbagepatch lo...tolerates! Please, Miss Heather! Perhaps if Cabbagepatch bites her toes. Noelani: It's okay Cabbagepatch, it's just tramadol sweats. Noni Heather would have that necklift her doctor told her not to have. Keep an eye on her, I need to make dinner.

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