Nov 27, 2019
Nick: This year I lost my dear wife, Helen. Helen: Quit telling everyone I’m dead! Nick: Sometimes I can still hear her voice.
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Nick: This year I lost my dear wife, Helen. Helen: Quit telling everyone I’m dead! Nick: Sometimes I can still hear her voice.
Last one (for today)
Detective: How was your marriage terminated? Nick: By death. Detective: By whose death was it terminated? Nick: Take a wild guess.
Detective: What was the last thing your wife said to you that morning? Cutter: She said, “ Where am I, Stephen?” Detective: And why did that upset you? Cutter: My name is Nick!
Helen: Treat every day like it’s your last, because I am going to kill you, but I’m not too good with schedules.
Leek: You played me like a fiddle! Helen: Fiddles are actually pretty difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.
Helen: Is this how you normally plot people’s downfalls? Phillip: Yes. With multicoloured pieces of chalk.
Helen: I could kill you if I wanted to. Nick: Yeah? So could another human being. Nick: So could a dog. Stephen: So could a dedicated duck. Nick: So could a dedicated duck!