#helicopter dick

[thatsridicarus]

Ok as per usual I had another stupid thought in my head & I had to get it out

[alphie-in-the-sky]

[the-toughestest-hufflepuff]

So, I don’t have a penis.

But if there’s one thing I’ve learned is that penis havers can and will do the helicopter thing.

Why in the name of all that is fanfiction have I never read a fic that has Harry doing this at Draco.

It’s on par with Harry being the “cringey to be funny” partner 😂😂

[schwifty-memes]

[pavelchekovswig]

I was looking through my ‘memory box’ there was so much lovely stuff in there, my 1st birthday card from my mum, my 1st birthday card from my late great grandad, my tae kwon do awards and medels, my school awards, my swimming awards, and mixed upon them, I found something I did not expect to be in there, Helicopter Dick

[eatfriesandsleep]

THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO CHEW FIVE GUM

🖐️🍆

[lostdaemon]

You’ve heard about helicopter dick, but are you ready for...

Propeller Prostate?

[dream-of-wanting-me]

3-Way (The Golden Rule) (feat. Justin Timberlake & Lady Gaga)