#hellooooo:333333

[private-boots]

*chickie meow-screams at Boots Boots as if the shoes somehow offended him and his existence.*

- @chickie-the-jaguar

*Jumps a bit and stares down at him, taking a step back. Doesn't dare to move more, only to lift her hands a bit into the air.*

[private-boots]

You are ze only private I live on zis base.

-Screech

There's another private, Private Salmon if that's true, but yeah, there aren't many of us, I'm just kept here as a mechanic

[private-boots]

Aye those boys, no? Always pushing buttons and blowing transmissions. Not fun for us. Women in technology!! -your less than friendly base mechanic 🐦‍⬛ @dipidi-do-cod

I mean there are two categories, people ruining shit on purpose or who just don't understand how it works but still put their hands on it.

At least they appreciate our work.

[private-boots]

the goose will not stop following me and trying to end me. It followed me into a goddamn TREE. We need to get it a leash.

-Lieutenant Poison☠️

Hmm maybe, and its own space outside wher it can move around. But why would the goose wanna follow you? Did you have vegetables in your pockets?