#hellsing spoilers

[happyvalkyrieofdoom]

so remember how at the end of Hellsing Alucard said that he had to kill 3 424 867 lives within him in order to come back, and how it took him 30 years to do so?

so me and my brother did some maths for shits and giggles and we calculated that during those 30 years Alucard was killing approximately 13 lives per hour, which means that approx. every 4,5 minutes one life within him was killed lmao

[vampirefunkmetal]

so glad that basically everyone who watched kpop demon hunters also decided post-ending rujinu has some pip/seras thing going on where he's inhabiting her sword now

[bl4ckt1d3]

need to inject hellsing directly into my bloodstream. this is gonna be a very tired sleepy ramble so expect typos

i need to consume all content with integra and seras... of all kinds too. i think they have such good potential to be soft, wholesome, vanilla yuri..... but alao integra offered her finger to seras and you cannot argue against the sexual tension there. and old woman yuri while integra grows older?? i need it, i love it. infact thata where i want it to get morw raunchy. let this old lady absolutely demolish seras with a strap, show that shes still got it. please, it will heal the world.

but i also love seras with alucard and integra with alucard. they are a fucked up polycule and they are there for eachother both emotionally and physically. they are so connected and they have so many emotions that need to let out. let integra whip alucard a little bit. he deserves it.

[charafromundertale12]

Seras

I want to color this but I feel so lazy 😔

[casullcasket]

It’s ok Bishop. We can’t all be as cool as Vlad

[i-lived-bitch-beatdown]

I Lived Bitch Beatdown 2 | Round 1, Part 3 | Alucard (Hellsing) VS Lestat de Lioncourt (The Vampire Chronicles)

Alucard

Lestat de Lioncourt

Voting ended onAug 18, 2024

[cursedpupperino]

Hellsing is pissing me off rn Rip Van Winkle gave such main character energy I genuinely liked her and she had like 15 minutes of screen time before she died💔 it was so brutal too bro what the fuck :(

[phannetasm]

literally losing my mind over Hellsing.

Bernadotte my beloved you deserved better. Rip unproblematic king you'll be missed </3