#helluva boss incorrect quotes

[blitzwhore]

Helluva Boss Mission: Book Report as textposts!

[wuawuau]

some more incorrect quotes

[xthebaphometx]

Charlie: Time for Plan G.

Vaggi: Don’t you mean Plan B?

Charlie: No, we tried Plan B a long time ago. Then we had to skip over Plan C due to budget cuts.

Angel Dust: So what about… Plan D?

Charlie: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt an hour ago.

Husk: Plan E?

Charlie: I’m hoping we don’t have to use it. Alastor dies in plan E.

Lucifer: I like Plan E.

[stagbel]

btw this is the conversation they we’re having there

[salliewire]

something something helluva boss text posts

one | two | three | four | five | six | seven | eight | nine

[mooncalf87]

Stolas: wait so does your situationship refuse to accept love from you and usually trys to fend you off when you try to patch him up because his job is dangerous and you constantly flirt with him and crush on him but he can't take a hint for the life of him and then starts crying because 'nobody loves him' and then gets drunk

Husk: YES, SEE, SOMEONE GETS IT

[chaoticace2005]

Interviewer after Fizzarozzie came out: So, what is Fizzarolli to you?

Ozzie: The reason I wake up every morning.

Interview: …oh, that’s disgustingly sweet.

Fizzarolli, earlier that morning, banging cymbals together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

[anemicjellyfish]

Stolas: I feel terrible about taking your bed, Blitzø.

Blitzø: No, Stolas, it's okay. I don't mind sleeping on the beanbag. Worse come to worst, I can just get an air mattress for me.

Stolas: We could find a way to share- or, I could just sleep at a different time than you...

Loona: I don't know why you don't just pull out the mattress from the couch and both sleep on that. Shouldn't it fit both of you?

Stolas: The what?

Blitzø: ...

Blitzø: Wait... *checks*

Blitzø: This has been a pull-out couch THIS WHOLE FUCKING TIME?!